Dom lessons in here! No subbies allowed.

[subbie_333]

hehehe


http://www.caseashells.com/images/signs/metal/1256_mebooty.jpg

( looks at her new sig pic, wonders why the chest is off limits )

 

[caela]

What about surprise sex?

As in afterwards you take the blindfold of and yell "surprise!!!"

Well if someone different is yelling surprise afterward then when the blindfold went on the argument could easily be made that she didn't consent and therefore willingness could be argued.

 

[YourCaptor]

Well if someone different is yelling surprise afterward then when the blindfold went on the argument could easily be made that she didn't consent and therefore willingness could be argued.

Any chance you have been fantasizing about the likes?

 

[YourCaptor]

So I have been looking over "THE LIST DUN DUN DUNNNN", and noticed empressfi hasnt been around much. In fact she barely made the minimal post count to get on the list.

However I think this

but..but..my Master likes me bein all sarcastic and smart-mouthed

is enough to make a choice.

What do ya all think?

 

[subbie_333]

So I have been looking over "THE LIST DUN DUN DUNNNN", and noticed empressfi hasnt been around much. In fact she barely made the minimal post count to get on the list.

However I think this

Originally Posted by EmpressFi View Post
but..but..my Master likes me bein all sarcastic and smart-mouthed

is enough to make a choice.

What do ya all think?

um, that she is good at it?

 

[Essene]

Money wouldn't work on me like that. Give me a hot commodity like unspanked pure uncut subbie tush and we can talk business.

But how does that help me get some Betticus action?
*perplexed*

Rub his belly. . .make him a sammich. . .and some fresh iced tea wif lemon.

Oh and do it while wearing white panties!

*takes notes* Thank you kiten.

Sounds like a Betticus cocktail if I've ever heard one.

Interesting *continues to write*

Did this to me last time I took it, it'll pass in a few hours but till then it sux.

I've also been out doing yard work, got all sweaty and hot and tanned.

Yeah. I recall some medication that was being pimped out on tv commercials that was for nervousness or anxiety. One of the possible side effects was sudden, uncontrollable diarrhea.

It was in the fine print that they flash past so fast it's easy to miss.

ROFL

Hey I teach CPR classes...if anyone is going to make out with Bett um I mean save him it should be the trained professional!

Well, um yeah, like kiten says, we could do it in shifts, although if like there was some overlap, that wouldn't be a bad thing either. *cough*

*grins* I'm certified. . .but we can "save" him in shifts.

This is the best idea I've heard yet.

Hehe no I think we should find PM....she would enjoy it more...unless you want to do it lol!

Did I miss the belly rubbing?

( gets out note pad )
i am all ears! Of course, being a guy, i am visual. Have pics? i have already seen Your sexy feets. Any place else on Your body that is sexy for mes to look at?!?!?!?
Put away?!?!? This entire invisible subbie pillow fort is made up *entirely* of pillows. So, ain't nowhere to put em.

( looks at snack wrappers )

um, these all say "caramel" on them. me no eats caramel here

( does that confused-dog-tilting-head look )

Nobody has ever reached the bottom of all the pillows. um, so, what carpet?

( begins to think that She isn't totally into sub mode if She ain't gettin this "invisible subbie pillow fort" thingie )
But, i don't look quite as sexy cus that costume doesn't have those ruffled panties :-(
Certainly there are others things that i can do for You Ma'am that would make You "happiest"
i was in "let's increase my post count just cus i can" mode. Plus, this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=27959292&postcount=3

1. You will have to work for said pics.
2. "Ain't nowhere to put 'em"? Organization starts in the mind subbie dearest.
3. "Me no eats caramel"? Are you trying to drive me insane by abusing the written word? -Grammar, punctuation, sentence structure!!!!
4.As for the panties, then go commando - easier access anyway.
5."Certainly there are other things that i can do for you M'am that would make You "happiest..." *smiles* I think my crush on you has officially surpassed the one I have on Betticus.
6. I found a pair of black lace boy shorts in my lingerie drawer that I almost never wear, and immediately thought you'd look great in them. The true appeal being that you'd wear them under your everyday clothing.
7. That last part was a link, and I have little patience for links. I don't even have the attention span required to wright response PMs to folks.

Don't believe him....he is supposed to be completely computer illiterate....

See subbie...that lie just keeps coming back to bite you in the ass....but I think you kind of enjoy that thing....

Oh...and here are some ruffled panties...I picked them out just for you...I think they will match the piratess outfit....

What were YOU doing with ruffled panties?

i is just confused. in the presence of *SO* many beautiful women - can't think straight
( looks at them, realizing that they match the outfit )
but, but, pirates don't clean up. They go after the booty!
( looks around for those with the best booties )

subbie pirates clean up, and the booty obtained is their own. Them's the rules. It's just general knowledge that it works this way.

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

i think the non-IT network users view network administrators kinda like sports fans view umpires/referees: the best ones are those ya never notice

i prefer to be on the software development side. ya get more of the "wow - that's cool" thingie

Well, I'm officially a network administrator, but these days I'm doing a bit of everything. And if our typical end user is like the ones I'm seeing, I'm more than happy to hide out in the office away from civilization. I still get my "Wow - that's cool" moments.

 

[caela]

Any chance you have been fantasizing about the likes?

Not along those particular lines no. The idea of a stranger being there when the blindfold comes off doesn't appeal...though the idea of perhaps two known men being there, and not knowing whom was doing what while I was blindfolded...oh yes that fantasy I like.

 

[subbie_333]

Well, I'm officially a network administrator, but these days I'm doing a bit of everything.

That's the worst

 

[Betticus]

Not along those particular lines no. The idea of a stranger being there when the blindfold comes off doesn't appeal...though the idea of perhaps two known men being there, and not knowing whom was doing what while I was blindfolded...oh yes that fantasy I like.

When I'm done, it'll feel like several men had just worked you over...

Or at least like you've given several belly rubs.

 

[caela]

When I'm done, it'll feel like several men had just worked you over...

Or at least like you've given several belly rubs.

Promises promises! Course I should ask if I get special "working over" if I'm still lactating when it happens. hehehe

 

[caela]

~flops down on the pillow pile~

O.k. can it be sunday now please???

 

[notalwaysweak]

I brought cookies!

No, really. Cookies. See?

http://img3.glowfoto.com/images/2008/09/19-2041097087M.jpg

 

[Betticus]

Promises promises! Course I should ask if I get special "working over" if I'm still lactating when it happens. hehehe

Hmmmmmm!!!

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

That's the worst

I'll say.

 

[Essene]

I brought cookies!

No, really. Cookies. See?

http://img3.glowfoto.com/images/2008/09/19-2041097087M.jpg

Hmm...

Which kind are those? Got any peanut butter?

 

[FFOTS4Life]

But how does that help me get some Betticus action? My own ass has been whipped...although it's been a really long time. It's hardly a subbie ass, and hardly a virgin-to-spanking one either.
*perplexed*

*takes notes* Thank you kiten.
Interesting *continues to write*


ROFL
Well, um yeah, like kiten says, we could do it in shifts, although if like there was some overlap, that wouldn't be a bad thing either. *cough*
This is the best idea I've heard yet.
Did I miss the belly rubbing?



1. You will have to work for said pics.
2. "Ain't nowhere to put 'em"? Organization starts in the mind subbie dearest.
3. "Me no eats caramel"? Are you trying to drive me insane by abusing the written word? -Grammar, punctuation, sentence structure!!!!
4.As for the panties, then go commando - easier access anyway.
5."Certainly there are other things that i can do for you M'am that would make You "happiest..." *smiles* I think my crush on you has officially surpassed the one I have on Betticus.
6. I found a pair of black lace boy shorts in my lingerie drawer that I almost never wear, and immediately thought you'd look great in them. The true appeal being that you'd wear them under your everyday clothing.
7. That last part was a link, and I have little patience for links. I don't even have the attention span required to wright response PMs to folks.



What were YOU doing with ruffled panties?



subbie pirates clean up, and the booty obtained is their own. Them's the rules. It's just general knowledge that it works this way.

Okay besides that being on of the longest posts known to man I just have to say that I basically love you! LOL ya...now I'm gonna lust after you like you do Bett....hehe you always have me ROTFLMAO.

Now here are some peanut butter chocolate chip cookies....sit and eat my dear.

PS - I always keep pairs of men's sized ruffled panties...you never know who is going to need them...I just told Subbie I picked them out special for him because it makes him feel special...lol he really likes that attention....kind of slut that way....

 

[notalwaysweak]

Which kind are those?

Sugared

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

I brought cookies!

No, really. Cookies. See?

http://img3.glowfoto.com/images/2008/09/19-2041097087M.jpg

Is it bad that my first thought when I saw that was "Got milk?"

 

[Harmony_1985]

What exactly are you waiting for?

You put me on the naughty list, there's going to be a repercussion.

There's ALWAYS a repercussion.

*shuffles on the step*

Just hurry up with it before I lose all feeling in my butt cheeks.

Please.

Damnit! You aren't supposed to be giving up this kind of info.

Psssh, its well known around the subbies.

It seems that I am having an allergic reaction to the allergy med zantac.

Asthma like stuff, can't breathe very well.

You take Zantac for allergy? I take it for heartburn.

LOL should have seen that joke coming.....

Yeah, he's predictable like that

~flops down on the pillow pile~

O.k. can it be sunday now please???

Awww sweetie, still no sign?

Is it bad that my first thought when I saw that was "Got milk?"

Hahahaha.

I just had to catch up, I was too tired last night and fell asleep in front of the laptop so I didn't read up.

Sis and Subbie will tell you I was quiet last night, its cos I fell asleep soz guys

 

[Betticus]

It's one of those damn things that starts with a z. zantac, zoloft, etc..

 

[Harmony_1985]

It's one of those damn things that starts with a z. zantac, zoloft, etc..

Feeling any better matey?

 

[Betticus]

Feeling any better matey?

Yeah, sticking with just the benadryl.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Yeah, sticking with just the benadryl.

Want me to rub your belly so you feel better?

 

[Betticus]

Want me to rub your belly so you feel better?

Nah, I'm going for the self pity party today for a while.