Dom lessons in here! No subbies allowed.
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subish2009
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I wonder how my husband would respond to that...
Maybe that should go on the "Worst things to say to a Dom" thread.
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You might be a perv if you look at that and all you can think of is . . . hot.
LMAO and a little wet, all at the same time.
Oh, good. I'm not the only one.
I wonder how my husband would respond to that...
Maybe that should go on the "Worst things to say to a Dom" thread.
Nah, cause you didn't say it. You pointed it. *nods*
You tell him that while I watch from over ----------------------------> here. *waves*
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You might be a perv if you look at that and all you can think of is . . . hot.
Oh, good. I'm not the only one.
Nah, cause you didn't say it. You pointed it. *nods*
You tell him that while I watch from over ----------------------------> here. *waves*
No way! If I go down, you're going down with me! Besides, it was sb's idea. I'm entirely innocent. *outlines halo over head*
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Yeah, if that isn't gonna work for me, it's not gonna work for you, either.
I think something about kinky sex convinces our SO's that we're not angels. I don't understand why.
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Yeah, if that isn't gonna work for me, it's not gonna work for you, either.
I think something about kinky sex convinces our SO's that we're not angels. I don't understand why.
I know! I mean, we're only doing whatever dirty, depraved things they want us to do. How is our utter and unwavering compliance a reflection of anything other than our angelic natures?
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Yeah! And I'm gonna say that, too! I'm just doing it cause he wants me to!
Of course, telling huge whoppers like that also might be why he doesn't believe I'm an angel.
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Yeah! And I'm gonna say that, too! I'm just doing it cause he wants me to you!
Of course, telling huge whoppers like that also might be why he doesn't believe I'm an angel.
"Never mind all the panting and whimpering! I'm not enjoying a second of this! It's all for you! That's how giving I am. I'm a giver."
Yeah...that doesn't sound convincing even to me.
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You might be a perv if you look at that and all you can think of is . . . hot.
Yes. I have this reaction in the grocery store a lot.
And church.
What got to you two? The attractive yet oh-so-helpless duck?
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You know about my duck fetish?
Who told you? Was it the dog?
Those white downy feathers, that protruding bill...*sigh*
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*fans self*
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baste me Baby! baste me!
duct tape... ducks.... and did someone mention cookies?!?!?!?!
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You know about my duck fetish?
Who told you? Was it the dog?
It was a secret? *scratches head*
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I'd say I also suffer from the duck fetish. Best damn bird I've ever had.
Crispy skin... so much salivating...
Crispy skin... so much salivating...
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First I need to marinate you in something nice, rub your breasts with spices and skewer you. Then basting, while I prick your skin every so often.
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First I need to marinate you in something nice, rub your breasts with spices and skewer you. Then basting, while I prick your skin every so often.
Seriously, y'all are gonna give me some kind of duck fetish, if I didn't have one already!!!
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I'd watch the video, but neci's avvy is too distracting.
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How to Make a Duct Tape Dildo
(Seriously, you just can't make this shit up)
The entry you want is 3rd down on the right. It starts:
And because what's a dildo without a harness, I give you The Boston Skillshare
(Seriously, you just can't make this shit up)
The entry you want is 3rd down on the right. It starts:
And because what's a dildo without a harness, I give you The Boston Skillshare
(Again, you just cannot make this shit up)
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chy_girl ups the ante: "I'll see your duct tape weirdness and raise you a dildo and harness..."
