Dom lessons in here! No subbies allowed.
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chy_girl
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The Aflac duck never saw it coming!
There is SO no way to explain to my child why I'm laughing so hard my eyes are watering.
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chy_girl ups the ante: "I'll see your duct tape weirdness and raise you a dildo and harness..."
And I wasn't upping the ante... I was just trying to help... Sort of....
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And I wasn't upping the ante... I was just trying to help... Sort of....
I knew that, or I wouldn't have given you shit.
I'll see your help and raise you a modicum of pleasant assistance.
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aflac is not a safeword right????
that ducks goose is cooked!
that ducks goose is cooked!
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Betticus
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notalwaysweak
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That giant rubber ducky is awesome. We must obtain one for the swimming pool (you know, the one out back of the pillow fort, near the BBQ...).
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How many subs does it take to screw in a light bulb.
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That has to be a hella big pool.
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graceanne
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Ok, I'll bite. How many?
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You all were suppose to guess and stuff, let the creativity go. I don't know
Nobody knows, subs don't screw, they only get screwed.
Or how about this one
Subs don't fit in a light bulb.
notalwaysweak
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I definitely agree. Can I lounge on it in the pool?
I think most of us can lounge on it in the pool.
I wish I were in the pool. *sighs* It's 35 degrees C here at the moment, and it's 11PM, and my chances of getting any sleep tonight are like nil.
Well, of course it is; it's a hella big duck.
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I don't know
Nobody knows, subs don't screw, they only get screwed.
Or how about this one
Subs don't fit in a light bulb.
Oh, sorry.
How 'bout:
How many subs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A light bulb is too small to screw in! HAHAHAHA
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*crickets*
Well, fine. Lets hear everyone else's idea!
notalwaysweak
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Oh, sorry.
How 'bout:
How many subs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It all depends on how many cookies they want to have in there with them.
HELLO I AM BACK DID YOU MISS ME. *BUMPS THREAD LIKE A POLE DANCER GRINDING HER POLE*
I really didn't mean to be AWOL so long this time but I keep getting distracted by shit like ummm what's that thing called? where you sit at the computer and DON'T browse Lit and instead put lots of things in spreadsheets? WORK, that's the one.
*bounces* so how is everyone in the lovely subbie fort?
