Down the rabbit hole

[Wand3rlust]

I was being honest. He was sucking up. Promise!

He's a sarcastic bastad.

I know his type.

 

[Apisto42]

He's a sarcastic bastad.

I know his type.

I feel maligned.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

He's a sarcastic bastad.

I know his type.

He told me that himself! *nods*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I feel maligned.

Sigh - to help you with your stay...

 

[EyesOnHers]

Sigh - to help you with your stay...

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There is no better way to sum us up.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I might be British, damn it.

 

[Apisto42]

Sigh - to help you with your stay...

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Ok bestie.

The second to last one is hysterical.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Ok bestie.

The second to last one is hysterical.

Who does that? So impolite!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I might be British, damn it.

Au contraire....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Au contraire....

Mon frère

 

[Indie_]

Ahem.

 

[Apisto42]

Ahem.
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Good thing I’m currently flush.

 

[Indie_]

Good thing I’m currently flush.

CashApp?

 

[Apisto42]

CashApp?

I save that for the strippers.

Zelle?

 

[BongoGal]

I save that for the strippers.

Zelle?

Venho

 

[Indie_]

I save that for the strippers.

Zelle?

Just add my name to your account, baby.

 

[Apisto42]

Just add my name to your account, baby.

*enter name of recipient: Alice de Ho*

*ding*

 

[Indie_]

*enter name of recipient: Alice de Ho*

*ding*

We prefer to be called a sex worker.

 

[Apisto42]

We prefer to be called a sex worker.

Here’s an extra $20. And stop looking at what I nicknamed you in my contacts.

 

[Apisto42]

There are so many British people on this plane.

Luckily I’ve been watching British tv since childhood so I can understand most of it.

It’s fun to observe them in their natural groupings.

 

[efnicole]

There are so many British people on this plane.

Luckily I’ve been watching British tv since childhood so I can understand most of it.

It’s fun to observe them in their natural groupings.

Lit on the plane? Seems dangerous if you click emojis!

 

[Apisto42]

Lit on the plane? Seems dangerous if you click emojis!

Maybe it’ll start a mid air orgy.

“mile high club for you! And you! And everyone!”

 

[Endless_Night]

Luckily I’ve been watching British tv since childhood so I can understand most of it.

Try Scotland.

 

[efnicole]

Do you dare?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Try Scotland.

I can understand the ones from Glasgow unless they're high.