Dragon Ball NW

[Phoenix]

Ski in "Oh the humanity"


Ok what in the blue hell just happened. Severly hobbling out of the store, I try to catch up to my sister to tell here what has been happening but it is hard to run when you been kicked in the nonochacha twice. I barely saw her disappear into the crowd when I saw Nilons. I was just about to ask for her help when she yelled "How could you tell your sister a fabricated tell like that?"

What happened next was vile and painful and it hurts to say. She kicked me, not in the knee, not on my forehead, not in my stomach no she swiftly aimed and split the uprights. Yup that is right she kicked my right in the balls. Four in one day (Michio when he was fighting with me barely caught me in the balls too ). Dear God I have one child and they will be damned if I have another one.

Curling into the fetal position I had both hands holding my wounded pride when tears formed at the side of my eyes. Why do women away aim for the balls when they have to get their point across. Is nothing sacred with these women. With my eyes still crossed I notice Nilons take off in her Capsule Corp vehicle.

Twenty minutes later just when I am beginning to regain conciousness again and feeling in my left side I see a vehicle flying in my direction again. Maybe Nilons is coming back for rematch or maybe she was not done ending whatever chance I had to reproduce again. Deciding it was smarter to play dead I stayed down with my eyes squinted while holding my "wounded soldier."


OCC: For real Michio was so lucky compared to poor Ski, at least Michio can have children someday. Ski is lucky he only has one already because there aint gonna be no more. Plus from now on he will be walking funny while Michio doesn't have that problem lol

 

[bandman2000]

OOC Only

Phoenix, I was laughing my ass off after reading your post man. That was hell-acious... oh and I'm sorry about all the nut shots, especially since it seems Michio started the whole disaster of nut shots. I guess it all depends on which you consider worse, having a hurting crotch rocket and fuel tanks or having your mind be frelled and living the nightmares in your sleep.

 

[Zeo]

Hey guys, i need you all to do me a favour, could you tell me whats happening, theres to much for me to take in at the mo, but wud u at least tell me who's in this. And the main plot, from what i've got already is that your training and that to build up your power levels and stuff.

Anyway i'll be waiting i got to think of some attacks for Zeo

Cya later

Zeo

 

[Kelson]

OOC) Please do like I did with the OOC if you're going to post stuff like that Zeo. Here is run down. We got 5 active players (DW, band, cats, phoenix & myself) running an assortment of characters (5 heros, piccolo, family members). Currently one member has just finished having his nutz smeared repeatedly, another has drained himself of all energy, a third has just returned to the lookout, one is looking out for the drained one, and the final (me) is standing on the lookout learning how to fire energyballs (maybe I can give a pair to Phoenix ;-)). We'll probably be ready for your entrance anytime...you could probably appear right now really. Just go bother Laos and Michio...have Laos beat you up or you laugh after wounding him badly then just leave. It gives us good incentive for chasing you, better for training, and you can make your character as evil as you want.

 

[cats]

OOC mostly

OOC: Um well kelson has a point. But it is a good idea to vote on whether we skip a month or so before you come in. As I see it both areas have good points.

Now!!!!!
good, we are all in defrent areas, makes battles and events easier to handle. Also we have intresting role play options with a suden confusion.

Bad, Two carecters are not in fighting condition. Less time for you took build your carecter, but the other way only gives a day or so more. Still you got some bugs to work out.

Later!!!!!!!!
Good every one will be better at fighting, creating more roleplaying options. Every one will be capable of posting.

Bad, we will either have to develop a reason to split or encounter as a group. I listed the advantages of spliting already. Less coas for the carecters.

Casting a vote now, I say latter.

Phenix this makes 5.

IC: I began to pull in. I was hopeing Ski hadn't moved far. Convently he was laying in the same spot still holding his wounded pride. "Damn how can a little thing like that cause so much pain to men. I swear and men say women are sensitve."

Landing close to him. Damn men are so weak. "Ski come on get up we need to be on our way." I started to help him up. It took him a minute of thought but then he excepted my help. He couldn't quite suport his own weight. He put one hand on my shoulder. Triping a bit forward he rolled infront of me placeing his other hand on my breast. I imeadatly kicked him in the nuts again.

He fell to the floor. Wait a minute he hadn't been trying to take advantage of the situation he just lost his balance. "I'm so sorry I thought you were trying to take advantage of me." Oh well he defently didn't trust me now. After a while he put himself into the car and we were off to the look out.

 

[Kelson]

OOC) I think Nilons liked the Nutcracker Ballet. At any rate, I would go for now or later.

Now-
Benefits: Easy to explain how you were able to beat us without
compromising future conflicts (if some guy whomped
the entire team, would we try to get him immediately?)

Interesting role-playing situation for DW to defend
fallen comrade and chances for Zeo to rake in some
hatred-points as he does generally mean things to the
fallen character.

Chance for Zeo to declare his intentions as he easily
defeats Laos (if Zeo wins, Zeo _could_ lose/leave
them alone after a few battle rounds).

Gets Zeo into the roleplaying right away

Later-
Benefits: Characters are all stronger right off the bat (no
working at it in between battles with Zeo to defend
areas or whatever).

More powers available for combat / easier to describe
super-powers. Still no SSJ, though.

Zeo can have a huge reputation by the time

Gives chance for characters to develop relationships
outside of conflict first.

 

[cats]

tenth page!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: ten pages and still going strong. This is uncomly rare.

Any how Kelson gave me an Idea. If zeo come on to earth while we are training. We may have to split up in order to find him. Futher more this would give zeo time for a post of just being evil.

He could give a back ground reason for it before we even begin to fight. Coarse in the long run this decion efects the entire game, but should really be left up to zeo.

 

[Kelson]

Post 85! Almost to a pic!

OOC) Yea, it'll depend really on what Zeo wants to do. It sounds like he wants a high powered campaign, though I think it'd be nice for some low-level dragon ball z for now -shrug- I'll go with whatever though.

 

[Phoenix]

Ski in "Oh the Agony. For the Love of Humanity......NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol

Lying still I held my injured manhood and pretended to be more out of it that I was before. I hoped seeing me half dead would reduce her urge to take advantage of the situation at hand. Instead of attacking me she helped me up saying "Ski come on get up we need to be on our way." I began to wonder was this a trick but then I decided to just go with the flow.

I did not realize how horrid being nailed in the balls felt I mean I have been hit in the balls before but never 4 times in less than hour. I mean at this rate I know I am gonna spend a considerable amount of time with an icepack on my sack. Using her as my crutch I put one hand on her shoulder.

However just as we started to move toward her ship, I tripped over a rock and slipped forward a little. In a vain attempt not to fall over I accidentally squeezed Nilon's left breast. She immediately sprung into action. Spining me around, she slammed her foot forward and nailed the field goal. Crashing into the floor I went beyond crosseyed. I simply passed out from the pain. I think I heard her say sorry but it could be a fantasy I had while being unconscious. After refusing her help I crawled toward her car and right before I got in I threw up heaving my guts all over the ground. While I sat in the front seat next to her I pulled myself as close to the door as possible while holding my groin. I think I am going to take a break from women. Yep damn women. You say one thing and blam the first place they hit you is on the groin. Yup note to self: Stay away from women and Michio.

 

[Dark Warrior]

OOC) Oh jesus god damn christ. My nuts are starting to hurt now just thinking about poor Ski. How many more times do you people have to get him right in the family jewels?

Oh, and about the idea of now or later. I thought that the plan was always later (And I still vote with that), but if you guys want we can do it right now.

And yes, I think it's great that we've got to 10 pages and still going strong. If I had a penny for every time a thread I was involved in got to this stage, I'd have... probably 3 or 4 pennies? Well, hey, a man's gotta start his fortune somewhere...

Oh, and Kelson's overview of the story was pretty accurate Zeo, but I'm not quite sure what you do/don't know, so I'd like to include a bit of extra background info...

It's on Earth, maybe 100 to 200 years after the Z Fighters' battles, and they're all dead now but for Piccolo, who's an old fart and can't do jack. Except have visions about powerful evils coming to destroy the Earth. Having received one of these visions, he looked for new people to take up the fight to protect Earth. And he got us, the poor bloke. If only he had known what he was in for.

Oh, and you work for this "powerful evil" guy. (You can make him up if you want, or keep his details mysterious for now) You have been sent to Earth as a sort of "scout", to find out if there are any people powerful enough to stop the "ultimate evil guy" from taking over Earth.

Will that do?

 

[Zeo]

Incomeing

OCC) What i'm going to do for the entrance of Zeo is like a Dragonball Z thing is do a fillia in other words Zeo is going to land on Earth or comeing to earth but if he gets there he won't fight straght away. He's going to take his time and then when everyones ready He'll fight who ever wants to go first.

IC: Earth looked like a pixel to Zeo as he was heading to Earth. His Master had ordered that he find a planet ready for his master arrival. His Master has been alive for a long time Thousonds and thousonds of years. His Master knew about the amazing power of the Saiyans, Nameks and other such beings that were scattered accross many univerieses. His Master which Zeo served well was one of his best men, he knew that once he found Zeo he would be come powerful enough to distroy planets even Universes one day. As Zeo's Master cared for him he knew that there was a large amount of Energy stroed within him but he couldn't unlock it Zeo had to do that on his own. One thing Zeo's master had been doing was keeping an eye on the planet Earth for many Hundreds of years he knew there were some powerfull people there but he had decided to wait untill they had all passed away but one thing troubled him he could still sense one powerfull Energy signal. It didnt matter he just igorned it and decided to send Zeo to distroy Earth like many other villens had done in the past.

"I wonder why my Master has sent me to a shit whole of a planet" Zeo thought. The Space pod that he was in was fast aporting Earth and soon enough the pod entered Earths atmoshire and landed with a thud. The door opened and Zeo steped out. "Strange i thought there would be more planet life or such but there isnt just rocks and stuff mmmm" Zeo said to himself. The Space pod door closed. Zeo started to Stretch after he was done he decided he would use his arm band to dectect if there were any powerfull life forms. Zeo Lifted his arm and started to scan the area. It started to beep and he knew that there was some people that possesed some great power but they didnt know about it. "MMMM could be interesteing" Zeo wondered the device on his arm deteced that were he stood once was a powerful battle. He then placed his arm band on the floor and the device collected some dirt and showed him a pictures of a man with the same colour hair as himself fighting a big pink thing the senors were telling him that the man with the light yellow hair was extremly powerfull.

"So Master was right there were some powerfull people here once, I wonder if they were still here" he thought. He used his scanner to see if that power signal was still there. Zeo was surpirsed that it was but it wasnt as powerfull as that fight "mmm i want to see this person that has this kind of power" Zeo pondered. Zeo powered up and started to hover of the ground "Here i come" Zeo took off with a blast of energy and flew heading to wards the power signal.

OOC) Well how was that for a beging? if you wondering it was Vegeta and Marjin Buu he was fighting. Anyway lets get the party started lol.

 

[Dark Warrior]

OOC: Alright, now it is
By the way, Zeo, you do understand that Piccolo is about a thousand times stronger than Zeo, right? You'd have to be pretty brave... or stupid... to fly towards that power, even if you did know he was an old fart.

IC: Laos.

Laos was training under the watchful eye of Piccolo, when suddenly the big green guy called for him to stop. Laos turned to see what was up, and he saw Piccolo staring into space with a concerned look on his face. He was silent for a moment, before he turned back to Laos.
"It's beginning." he said.
Laos' eyes opened wide as he realised what Piccolo was suggesting. "You mean...?"
"Yes, Laos. It is time for you to defend the Earth." he said, placing his hand on the young man's shoulder. "Good luck."
"But... but..." he managed to mumble.
"Where are the others?" Piccolo asked.
"That's the problem... Michio's still down... god knows where Ski and Nilons are... the only ones here are Kelson and I..." Laos said, looking very concerned himself now.
"The two of you will not be enough." Piccolo said.
Great way to kill all hope, Piccolo.
"Then, what do we do?" he asked, looking up into the namek's face.
"I may have to step in..." Piccolo said, before breaking down into a hacking cough which sent him to his knees.
"You... you can't, you'd die for sure..." Laos said, helping the Earth's Guardian up.
"You... you're right. You'll just have to hope the others come soon..." he said.
"Can't we wake up Michio?" Laos asked.
"I think it'd be dangerous to do that now. He has lost a lot of energy... I think he'll just have to wake up naturally."
"And how long will that take?"
"Who knows. A matter of hours maybe. A couple of days. Who knows."

 

[Zeo]

OOC)

Zeo was flying fast he wanted to see this power. It intreaged him more and more, he started to laugh to himself. Suddenly he stoped he could sence a power more then that other person. He looked at his arm band "mmm a power grater then mine by far to be correct, what am i going to do? Fight of course" he remebered one of his attacks that could kock out a person for hours he thought he might use this on the major power source he continued to fly to his destonation. He soon came up to a weird building he stop again and looked at it. It was massive it must have been at least about 2000 feet maybe more "wow" Zeo said he shock his head from side to side and flew upwards he could see 2 people standing there looking at him

"This is going to get interesting" Zeo smiled to himself

IC: Is that any good?

 

[Kelson]

OOC) Well, please don't take what I'm saying the wrong way. Is english your native language?

Back to the plot story, a few things I personally found slightly peevish...detecting power potential instead of power. I don't believe the scanners did this. Flying towards the lookout with a being obviously much, much stronger sitting atop it....eh...quick way to get Zeo defeated without much role-play I guess.

Kelson is still practicing, btw, Laos.

 

[Zeo]

Not Haveing a go!

OOC) I think I did pretty well for my first bad guy entrance One thing I have noticed though out Dragonball Z or any other Movie, Cartoon, TV Program with any bad guy is that they are drawn to power and powerful things. But as I said in the main part of my entrance is that Zeo's Master has been around for thousands and thousonds of years and he's picked up a lot of knowledge and other use full things though out his life. And you've only judged Zeo on some of the things from what I have written in it. I know Piccolo is powerful but Zeo is resourceful and I have many things planned for him. As you will also find out later on.

Zeo has many more attacks and energy specials so they will come up later on in this role-play. And remember this is my first time at doing something like that so I’m bound to do something’s wrong at the beginning were only human after all lol.

 

[Dark Warrior]

OOC) Okay, this is really starting to speed up alot.
About the scouters/power potential thing. Remember, this is a hundred or so years after Dragonball Z. So, obviously, the technology is going to be better, or at the worst, different. So, I think the idea of power potential scouters is fine.
Oh, and Zeo - don't worry about it being your first time. We've all been there. And some of us aren't much further... *shoots a sideways glance at everyone* (j/k by the way, guys, I love you all )
By the way, the two people Zeo saw were Laos and Kelson... read on and you will understand.

IC) "He's coming." Piccolo said. By this time they had called Kelson over, and he was standing next to Laos, the two of them looking a bit overwhelmed. "I know how to get Michio awake. The senzu beans." Piccolo said to the two.
"The whats?" Laos asked.
"Don't worry about it. I need to go now, but I will be back soon." he said, turning to the two young warriors. "It is up to you two now."
And with no further explanation, the Namek took off.
Laos looked at Kelson. "Is it just me... or are we in the shit?" he asked. Kelson's eyes suddenly grew wide, and Laos turned to see where he was looking. Before them, floating in the air, was the evil that Piccolo had sensed. He was already here. He seemed to be looking the two young men up and down, evaluating them.
"Oh... shit..." Laos whispered under his breath, before slowly getting into a combat pose. "Who are you?" he challenged the blonde-haired man before him.

 

[Kelson]

Kelson stood, arms still at his side and white hair drifting on the lazy breeze, and looked at the intruder to his domain.

Piccolo did say he was a great evil, pity he isn't much to look at...killing normal-appearing humans isn't a great way to make oneself seem a hero.

 

[cats]

Nilons

OOC: Zeo seems to be catching on fast. He fixed the mix up of ooc ic from his first in carecter post. He also stoped useing slang like wud, for some one like me I can read much faster if he dosen't talk in slang. But my advise is don't plan to hard Zeo. You have to be careful not to control the other carecters. Which might be tempting to make a plan work. Also no instant kills, or attacks that weaken a carecter to the point of just watching. Those are reseved decoins for the owner of that carecter to make.

I figure we'll draw several fights out of this. First Laos and Kelson then Michio and finally Nilons and Ski. Although events will almost defenitly skrew up the order here. Today was a good day I saw nine more episodes of DBZ.

IC: "Damn it!" I said as I kicked the car. "I could of sworn I filled up the car before I left." There is no way I'm flying back to the look out under my own power. What if I get tired and fall? That is one long drop.

I then felt a suden turning in my stumic. Earlier on I had noticed I could feel a presence from the others. Was this new feeling there because of Michios new found anger? No couldn't be. The feeling is strong and I hadn't felt it when he killed that man. But still there was no one else who could feel this strong.

"Ski can you still fly?" He had been threw a fair amount of pian as I hear it. Still guys over rate that it's not giveing birth or nay thing.

OOC: giveing birth is probably less painfull........ then haveing that happen five times any ways.

 

[bandman2000]

OOC: Hey everyone. This post is basically to show that I'm still here. The idea for the Senzu Beans is a good twist DW, I'll make sure to stay out of it until Piccolo comes back. As for Michio, just consider him to be either sleeping very deeply or thrashing about at times suffering from nightmares at revisiting the deaths over and over again.

Good luck Everyone!

 

[Kelson]

OOC) I was going to mention before that being hit in the gonads so many times (or even one time really hard) would make the character violently ill. It is a very, very unpleasant experience. If that were to happen in real life even to someone I would wish death to...I would get them ice anyhow.

 

[Dark Warrior]

OOC: I hope you know, if Zeo attacks us like that, we'd all get whipped. The only chance we have is to take him on all at once, so basically we need a miracle
But, no doubt, we probably will get one. Hey, the good guys always have to win... right?

IC: Piccolo.

Piccolo landed ungracefully on the floor of Karin's tower, immediately falling to his knees and clutching his painful stomach.
"Urgh... I'm too old..." he thought, but he looked up to see Karin approaching him. The old cat-man looked just as healthy as he always did.
"Piccolo? Is that really you? Piccolo! It's been a while! You should come around more often, I get so lonely now that Yajirobe's gone." Karin said, making his way over to Piccolo. When he saw the state the old Namek was in, his tone changed.
"Piccolo? Are you OK? Is something wrong?" Karin asked.
"Senzu... I need senzus..." he finally managed to say.
"Oh dear... it's been so peaceful lately, I only have a few... why, is something happening?"
"Hurry up! Give me everything you have!" Piccolo yelled, and the little cat-man ran away. He came back shortly, and approached Piccolo somewhat hesitantly.
"I only have 4, Piccolo." he said.
"It'll have to do! Now, hand them over!" Piccolo yelled, reaching out a claw-like hand. Karin placed the beans into Piccolo's hold.
"Thank you Karin." he whispered, before popping one of the beans into his mouth. After a moment, he managed to stand up. "That should get me back to the lookout." he said, and with no further information, he turned away from Karin and flew off in a blast of white energy.

 

[cats]

Nilons

OOC: Were the good guys? Whate a minute even if Nilons is good, she isn't a guy. Um, well shes kinda screwed then right? I'm invoeing horror movie rule one. Olny the good looking white girl lives.

Any how my writeing skills haved improved. Watch as I use the same technique the wrighters used.

IC: Last time on DBNW the fierce warrior Zeo arived. Laos and Kelson rush to meet the new opnet. While earths strongest warrior layed in bed. But where were Nilons and Ski, thats right there car had ran out of gass.

Zeo ' So the rabitts would face the fox.'
Laos ' I'm not afraid of you. Do you think you can beat the saiyan King?'
Kelson 'Your a king?'
All three sit there looking increadabely strong. Else where.
Michio strugling against imaginery foes. 'No, No, I didn't relise what I was doing.'

Back outside
Zeo 'Prepared to fight now?'
camra circles zeo.
Kelson crosses his arms.

Back on earth.
Nilons 'Damn I could of sworn I felt this with gass.'
Ski 'Damn, my balls hurt!!!!!!!!!!'

Back on the lookout

Laos 'I've had enough of your talk.'
The camra backs away as Laos charges.

Next time on Dragon ball NW.

Laos starts to fight against Zeo.
Nilons gets her car towed. While Ski reseves a testicle transplant from a man who saw what happened.
And whats this Michio is still a sleep.

Next time in Michios Bad Dream.

OOC: Sorry I felt like doing this won't happen again.

 

[Dark Warrior]

OOC) lol... well, that was pretty well done, cats. I think that is pretty close to what the TV version of this would be like.
Oh, and I didn't mean any offense to Nilons by saying good "guys". I'm an AUSTRALIAN for god's sake. I'm lazy, and as such, I call both blokes and sheilas "guys". Trust me, it's gotten me into trouble before (In real life this is - sheesh, women are so touchy - ack ack ack no I didn't say that, I SWEAR! )

Ya'll are yanks, aren't ya? Sorry if I got this wrong, but I can never be bothered reading people's profiles.

...

Ok, enough making a bad name for AUSTRALIA for today. Honest, we're not all bad. John Howard came from the bad half, ok? So he's bad. But other than that, we're not all bad.

 

[Kelson]

OOC) I'm not a yank, I'm american... ;-)

 

[Zeo]

OOC) Hey guys, I'm back online now my server went down so i couldnt get back onto the net but i'm here now.

IC: Zeo looked down at the three, he let the green guy go so he could only fight the other two, Zeo lifted his arm band and pointed it at the two fighters. He was scanning them after a few seconds he found the right subject he knew he wanted to fight. It was the person who he saw on his Armband eairlier or was it? Zeo Landed on the look out he looked directly at Laos "So you want to know who i am do you?" Zeo asked "Well lets say its the last name you'll ever hear" Zeo said "My name is Zeo and i've come here to distroy this planet of all its life ready for my Master" Zeo continued "I'm from a proud race called Saiyans i am infact a Quater and a Half Saiyan" Zeo added

"I want to see if you are the one" Zeo said as he Pointed directly at Laos "So what do you say will you fight me" Zeo Asked