Earth Day Contest 2005 - The Support Thread

[Rumple Foreskin]

DON'T SUBMIT TILL THE CONTEST OPENS.

Og

How come?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[oggbashan]

How come?

Rumple Foreskin

Because if you do it will not be entered into the contest (unless you beg Laurel by PM). There are several days to go before entries can be accepted.

Patience is a virtue and probably a character in one of my Earth Day stories.

Og

PS: Edited to add: "We will accept entries starting on March 25, and we will stop accepting contest entries on April 13." from sticky at the top of the AH.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Because if you do it will not be entered into the contest (unless you beg Laurel by PM). There are several days to go before entries can be accepted.

Patience is a virtue and probably a character in one of my Earth Day stories.

Og

But I'm an only child and no good at delayed gratification. Besides, this may be the first time I've had an original entry ready before the contest started. However, I will try to concentrate on basketball and abide awhile in patience.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[logophile]

But I'm an only child and no good at delayed gratification. Besides, this may be the first time I've had an original entry ready before the contest started. However, I will try to concentrate on basketball and abide awhile in patience.

Rumple Foreskin

I used to date a man who think about puppies to delay his gratification.
Just a thought.

 

[oggbashan]

I used to date a man who think about puppies to delay his gratification.
Just a thought.

That wouldn't work if the puppies were symbolic of bouncing breasts.

Og

 

[logophile]

That wouldn't work if the puppies were symbolic of bouncing breasts.

Og

You're quite right, of course.
He would alternately think of baseball.
Nothing in the world more sedating than baseball...

 

[TxRad]

You're quite right, of course.
He would alternately think of baseball.
Nothing in the world more sedating than baseball...

Golf, Maybe

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

You're quite right, of course.
He would alternately think of baseball.
Nothing in the world more sedating than baseball...

If not golf, then maybe curling or reading my biography.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[dreampilot79]

You're quite right, of course.
He would alternately think of baseball.
Nothing in the world more sedating than baseball...

baseball is good....

golf only works if yer thinking of WATCHING it....just don't think of that heavy cover off 14 while playing with a nubile young lady....

curling is a good choice...

but my favorite is.... drum roll..... cricket.. not only is it as boring as baseball... us yanks are incapable of figuring out the rules...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

First draft started. All I need now are plots for the other entries.

I think Earth Day is the most difficult of the themed contests. It isn't easy to include the Earth Day ideas into an erotic story. Does anyone else have this problem?

Og

Thank goodness you said it!

How are you supposed to get all that dirty, sweaty stuff in the story when the heroine's saving the planet or picking bluebells in a sylvan glade.

"Don't lie down, Casanova, we'll crush the grass."

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I'm working on mine. The research is a bear.

Surely, the research is a bitch!

 

[dreampilot79]

Surely, the research is a bitch!

elfin... no yer not!!!!!

 

[Dar~]

I finished my rough draft tonight 3, 512 words . . .and there is actually a plot!!!

Off to the editor . . .

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I finished my rough draft tonight 3, 512 words . . .and there is actually a plot!!!

Off to the editor . . .

Back to the drawing board. If you've got a plot you'll never beat Ogg to last place. And if you've got sex as well...

 

[Dar~]

plot, sex, and environmentalism!!! Don't care if I win, just excited I actually quit procrastinating long enough to write it.

 

[dreampilot79]

god I got last place sewed up.... rough draft all done... haven't checked a word count but it's HUGE... lame plot.... weak tie to earth day...... it's bound to chase readers away!!!!!!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

god ... but it's HUGE!!!!!!

Stick to the subject DP

 

[dreampilot79]

Stick to the subject DP

damn elfin.. you been peekin?

 

[angelicminx]

*GASP*

I started one...

Zero plot...

Might have a chance at last after all...

 

[elfin_odalisque]

*GASP*

I started one...

Zero plot...

Might have a chance at last after all...

Heard a rumor Ogg's sumitting 50 pages in Mandarin Chinese to ensure a second successive victory.

 

[wishfulthinking]

I've gained my full drivers license [I entered the nude day comp, and sat just below 3 - midway], and now I think I have last place locked down:

- 750 words
- no plot or character development besides stating their names [usually I don't get to introducing names until the second chapter, so this is a record for me]
- it isn't in the incest category
- I tried giving it a read through and editing it, but gave up as a lost cause and too much effort for a stroke story

Watchout Og!

 

[wishfulthinking]

Heard a rumor Ogg's sumitting 50 pages in Mandarin Chinese to ensure a second successive victory.

Shit. that does it. I'm running mine through a translator and submitting it in aboriginal english [the least well known of 400-500 aboriginal nations]

 

[angelicminx]

Heard a rumor Ogg's sumitting 50 pages in Mandarin Chinese to ensure a second successive victory.

Hmmm... so I guess 2 pages written in bullshit won't be enough?

 

[dreampilot79]

Shit. that does it. I'm running mine through a translator and submitting it in aboriginal english [the least well known of 400-500 aboriginal nations]

Damn... I better have mine translated into Navaho!!!!! Hell if that was good enough to use as code.... NOONE would be able to read the thing... so then I might have a chance!!!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Hmmm... so I guess 2 pages written in bullshit won't be enough?

Nah! No chance! Everyone on this site is fluent in that!!