Earth Day Contest 2005 - The Support Thread

[Dar~]

hmmmmm.. right on!!!!! now... the humans hunt down the rogue trees.... chop them into bitty itty pieces... glue them together in layers... ie strange plywood... some aliens land and go to lowes... discover the odd plywood.. and in need of replacements for their now depleted heat shields... steal the plywood to use for heat shields...Yes heat shields are made of plywood.. I should know.. I used to be a rocket scientist and wrote the book on some spacecraft!!! now we get sci fi too!!!!!!!!! whoopee... we're on a roll

Whats missing?

We need some horny female alien finding release with a female human(or tree) Lesbian sex. They can be joined by a male for erotic couplings. I am sure we can get cantdog to draw us some pics for illustrated. MAybe the tree who got sexed could write some erotic and non erotic poetry to describe the experience.

 

[angelicminx]

a girl after my own heart(on)

Oh, is that what I'm after? Damn, I didn't think I was that obvious...

I thought it was just a hot sex story, co-written with a sexy God...

 

[dreampilot79]

Whats missing?

We need some horny female alien finding release with a female human(or tree) Lesbian sex. They can be joined by a male for erotic couplings. I am sure we can get cantdog to draw us some pics for illustrated. MAybe the tree who got sexed could write some erotic and non erotic poetry to describe the experience.

we have much work to do... as I count it....

missing categories....
celebrities
chain
erotic couplings
fetish
first time
illustrated
letters and transcripts
mind control
transectionals
toys
and of course... we have no romance

 

[angelicminx]

you could have the trees be various varieties to bring in the inter racial . . .elms, ash, pine (ouch).

Hehehe

hmmmmm.. right on!!!!!

now... the humans hunt down the rogue trees.... chop them into bitty itty pieces... glue them together in layers... ie strange plywood...

some aliens land and go to lowes... discover the odd plywood.. and in need of replacements for their now depleted heat shields... steal the plywood to use for heat shields...

Yes heat shields are made of plywood.. I should know.. I used to be a rocket scientist and wrote the book on some spacecraft!!!

now we get sci fi too!!!!!!!!! whoopee... we're on a roll

Hell yeah!

 

[Dar~]

missing categories....
celebrities . . .the guy doing the fucking could be george cloony
chain if we all write a part it would be a chain
erotic couplings read my post above
fetish the whole peeing to put out the fire is fetish
first time was or was not the tree with the knot hole a virgin
illustrated solved that in my last post too
letters and transcripts the females could write each other after their fling
mind control The aliens could use mind control to get the trees to leave the man alone.
transectionals The aliens could be bopdy morphic meaning they can change sexes.
toys they can use toys in the erotic coupling section
and of course... we have no romance the females can have romance by meeting in space and having a romantic candle lit dinner and slow erotic sex.

 

[angelicminx]

Whats missing?

We need some horny female alien finding release with a female human(or tree) Lesbian sex. They can be joined by a male for erotic couplings. I am sure we can get cantdog to draw us some pics for illustrated. MAybe the tree who got sexed could write some erotic and non erotic poetry to describe the experience.

we have much work to do... as I count it....

missing categories....
celebrities
chain
erotic couplings
fetish
first time
illustrated
letters and transcripts
mind control
transectionals
toys
and of course... we have no romance

Let's see... one of the trees could wind up in Rockefeller Center at Christmas. -Celeb (it's a stretch, but what the hell)

Already working on chain... you, me and dar

It's one giant erotic coupling already, lol.

Fetish... uh, fucking the tree to start with? Or how about he pisses on the tree first, then fucks it?

illustrations would have to come from the net, or dar, or can't dog... or another volunteer.

Newspaper article detailing the "incident" for "concerned citizens"- Letters and transcripts

Tree nymphs?-mind control

Transectionals? Toys? hmmm

Of course, at the end he falls in love with every aspect of nature, in all of it's erotic forms...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I have a transectional sofa, sometimes it likes to pretend it's a bedroom set.

 

[angelicminx]

I have a transectional sofa, sometimes it likes to pretend it's a bedroom set.

LOL... that's my computer chair. My husband swears I sleep in here... hehehe

 

[Dar~]

I have a transectional sofa, sometimes it likes to pretend it's a bedroom set.

I was waiting for some one to mention that . . . I knew it was coming. My transsectional couch likes to pretend its a dining room table. ESP when my 3 year old is around.

 

[dreampilot79]

wow!!!!!!! I think we have it... but is there a place in the contest for a chain story?

 

[angelicminx]

wow!!!!!!! I think we have it... but is there a place in the contest for a chain story?

No clue babe, but I don't see why not, lol.

 

[dreampilot79]

wellllllllll.. I don't see any prohibition in the rules

 

[oggbashan]

There seem to be a lot of ideas in this thread so there is no excuse for omitting to enter.

An Earth Day Chain Story should perhaps be recycled. How about completing the Lit Olympics by a follow up about what happened when the athletes returned home to plaudits and abuse?

Og

 

[dreampilot79]

eeks ogg... recycled?

and blue sky...

now that scares me.. something borrowed .. something blue...

OMG.. I AM NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

 

[English Lady]

So has everyone already written their stories or at least started it?

Mine is still all in my head and most of it is daffodils.

 

[angelicminx]

wellllllllll.. I don't see any prohibition in the rules

I say go for it... the most I can do is screw it up. Besides, aren't we shooting for last anyway?

 

[dreampilot79]

So has everyone already written their stories or at least started it?

Mine is still all in my head and most of it is daffodils.

Now I know why ya smell so good.... daffodils...

as fer me.. ya already read mine

 

[dreampilot79]

I say go for it... the most I can do is screw it up. Besides, aren't we shooting for last anyway?

ahhhhhhhh.. then lets go for it.. but what category?

 

[angelicminx]

ahhhhhhhh.. then lets go for it.. but what category?

LOL! Good question.

I say go with Humor. The whole thing is bound to be funny as hell.

Could do different ones though...

Chapter 1 humor
Chapter 2 sci-fi
Chapter 3 lesbian
Chapter 4... well you get the idea, lol.

Edit: You'll let Laurel know? I'm guessing we will send the stories to one another via email? I'll PM mine if that is the case.

 

[dreampilot79]

so when do we start?

 

[angelicminx]

so when do we start?

LOL! I thought we already had. I'd like to tackle the first chapter, if you don't mind. Of course, it'll be incorporating YOUR ideas... so maybe you want to do it?

 

[dreampilot79]

LOL! I thought we already had. I'd like to tackle the first chapter, if you don't mind. Of course, it'll be incorporating YOUR ideas... so maybe you want to do it?

I always believe that ladies should go first.. and men should open the door.... so I shall await your completion of chapter 1

 

[angelicminx]

I always believe that ladies should go first.. and men should open the door.... so I shall await your completion of chapter 1

I will write it as fast as I can and keep it literarily (or is that literotically?) intact...

Wish me luck... I'm still learning. Check out the SDC if ya don't believe me, lol.

 

[dreampilot79]

I will write it as fast as I can and keep it literarily (or is that literotically?) intact...

Wish me luck... I'm still learning. Check out the SDC if ya don't believe me, lol.

I would wish ya luck.. but with your talent!!!!!

 

[angelicminx]

I would wish ya luck.. but with your talent!!!!!

<blushing to the roots of my hair> Thank you.