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[Little_Sister]

Apparently I have this effect on women where they like to cover up my moaning.

Oh no Lakey. Are you a girly moaner?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh Lakey! You know how to make a girl moan!

Yup! Bad puns.

 

[Little_Sister]

Yup! Bad buns.

No one likes moldy bread.

 

[LizVegas79]

No one likes old beds.

I bought new satin sheets today - want to break them in with me?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I bought a new strap dildo today - want to break it in with me?

Can I watch?

 

[LizVegas79]

What can I get for this watch?

Is it a Rolex?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Have you sailed in a Rolex event ?

No, but that would be pretty exciting!

 

[vibes]

No, I am not a pretty girl!

Why are you wearing that pink babydoll then?

 

[Stillstiff]

Where did you get that pink babydoll ?

Wasn't that the one featured in the Adam and Eve catalog last month?

 

[Little_Sister]

Wasn't that the vibe featured in the Adam and Eve catalog last month?

Do you love yours as much as I love mine??

 

[Stillstiff]

Do you use yours as much as I love mine??

I haven't felt the need to use it, yet.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I haven't felt the need to masturbate, yet.[/QUOTE

Well, I can say that if your stiffness continues for more than four hours, you might want to see doctor.

 

[Little_Sister]

Well, I can say that my stiffness continued for more than four hours, you want to come over?

I am on my way!!

 

[LizVegas79]

I recently discovered I'm gay!!

Self-awareness is all that it's cracked up to be!

 

[DarkSimian]

Self-exploration is all that it's cracked up to be!

I'm ready if you need a hand

 

[Pantyboy74]

Self-pleasuring is all that it's cracked up to be!

sounds like a fun night in.

 

[LizVegas79]

Ready for my other hand?

Sounds like a memorable night in.

Is there anything you've always wanted to try?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'll do anything you've ever wanted to try!

I have a very long list.

 

[Little_Sister]

I have a very long cock.

Prove it. I need to see pics.

 

[LizVegas79]

Prove it. I like to get dick pics.

I'm sure she's just kidding guys! I'm sure Natalie already gets more dick pics than I do, so this is not an invitation for bad behavior!

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm just kidding guys! I'm sure Natalie already gets more dick pics than I do, so this is an invitation for the ladies only!

But I want to see you naked most of all.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

But I want to be naked most of all.

Well, for goodness sake, take off all your clothes then.

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, for goodness sake, take off all my clothes then.

Can you help me with my dress? I think the zipper's stuck or something.

 

[Lia Monde]

Can you help me undress? I don't want the zipper to get stuck on anything.

My hands will be careful and gentle.

 

[Stillstiff]

My hands will be careful and gentle at first.

I hope that we move through that phase quickly then.