Endless Curiosity

[Endless_Night]

Hmmmm. Okay. I think I've figured out 5, so that leaves one and Blue, if Blue is, indeed, an alt.

*helpfully passes spectacles to EN*
.

So helpful.

 

[Endless_Night]

Okay. Make that 2 and Blue.

If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be and why?

I need to stand up and voice my opinion more. Whether it be things that I believe in or issues that are near and dear to my heart.
I'm open minded and as laid back as they come, but comfortable (too comfortable) standing in the background nodding.
Maybe I worry what I have to say won't be articulated perfectly and I'll feel like a fool. Who knows.

Bonus Question: What one physical aspect would you change?

I want my stretch marks gone. Zapped away into thin air. They're not bad, but I envy those who don't have any. Blah, blah... I know it's all part of having kids and his and that. But still.

 

[BlackCashmere]

If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be and why?

I need to stand up and voice my opinion more. Whether it be things that I believe in or issues that are near and dear to my heart.
I'm open minded and as laid back as they come, but comfortable (too comfortable) standing in the background nodding.
Maybe I worry what I have to say won't be articulated perfectly and I'll feel like a fool. Who knows.

Bonus Question: What one physical aspect would you change?

I want my stretch marks gone. Zapped away into thin air. They're not bad, but I envy those who don't have any. Blah, blah... I know it's all part of having kids and his and that. But still.

I would change...my worrisome nature...I try to be positive and grateful...yet...my immense worries for loved ones have finally taken a huge and deeply damaging toll...

Physically...I would trade in my fair skin...blonde hair...and blue eyes...for something beautiful...olive skin...dark skin and eyes...

 

[ydahecnot]

Physically...I would trade in my fair skin...blonde hair...and blue eyes...for something beautiful...olive skin...dark skin and eyes...

Noooo

 

[Endless_Night]

I would change...my worrisome nature...I try to be positive and grateful...yet...my immense worries for loved ones have finally taken a huge and deeply damaging toll...

Physically...I would trade in my fair skin...blonde hair...and blue eyes...for something beautiful...olive skin...dark skin and eyes...

Lovely as you are.

 

[Endless_Night]

All right, dang it! Still stuck at five.

Anyone who wants to 'fess up....

<------- To PM Box.

I won't tell.

 

[Lunation]

If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be and why?

I need to stand up and voice my opinion more. Whether it be things that I believe in or issues that are near and dear to my heart.
I'm open minded and as laid back as they come, but comfortable (too comfortable) standing in the background nodding.
Maybe I worry what I have to say won't be articulated perfectly and I'll feel like a fool. Who knows.

Bonus Question: What one physical aspect would you change?

I want my stretch marks gone. Zapped away into thin air. They're not bad, but I envy those who don't have any. Blah, blah... I know it's all part of having kids and his and that. But still.

I would get rid of that subtle hatred I have of myself that bleeds into how I feel about humanity. Or is it a subtle hatred of humanity that bleeds into me? It's not major, just a splinter. A quiet voice that whispers for the meteor to strike. The sun to burn out. That gets close to the edge and smiles at the thought of tumbling over.

But then without it would I still be me? Would I make jokes about bloody hotel rooms? Would I be complacent?




Physically wings would be cool.

 

[Hornblende]

I would change...my worrisome nature...I try to be positive and grateful...yet...my immense worries for loved ones have finally taken a huge and deeply damaging toll...

Physically...I would trade in my fair skin...blonde hair...and blue eyes...for something beautiful...olive skin...dark skin and eyes...

Change nothing, BC, you're lovely.

 

[Mindfondler]

Change nothing, BC, you're lovely.

Seconded!
.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Lovely as you are.

Ty

 

[BlackCashmere]

Change nothing, BC, you're lovely.

Ty

 

[BlackCashmere]

Seconded!
.

Ty

 

[ViciousTease]

I didn't figure out all of the alts either. Confession is good for the soul, you know. The minister is in, confess away.


How do we feel about sexual euphemisms? Which ones do you tolerate? Hate? More importantly, which ones do you use?

 

[Trekka]

I actually had to google "sexual euphemisms" and I am so glad I did. Apparently, I think they are fantastic. Some examples (and personally, I like "assault with a friendly weapon"):

1. A bit of crumpet
2. A bit of “How’s yer father?”
3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out
4. Accommodation
5. Act of darkness
6. Adult naptime
7. Afternoon delight
8. Aggressive cuddling
9. Agreeing on stuff
10. Amorous congress
11. Assault with a friendly weapon
12. Attacking the pink fortress
13. Baking the potato
14. Balling
15. Bam-bam in the ham

 

[beachbaby179]

I like aggressive cuddling. A lot.

But afternoon delight? Just no. That song... *shudder*

 

[ydahecnot]

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right'
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting
Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I like aggressive cuddling. A lot.

But afternoon delight? Just no. That song... *shudder*

Hahahaahaha some songs were terrible the day they were written

 

[ViciousTease]

I actually had to google "sexual euphemisms" and I am so glad I did. Apparently, I think they are fantastic. Some examples (and personally, I like "assault with a friendly weapon"):

1. A bit of crumpet
2. A bit of “How’s yer father?”
3. A bit of the old in-out, in-out
4. Accommodation
5. Act of darkness
6. Adult naptime
7. Afternoon delight
8. Aggressive cuddling
9. Agreeing on stuff
10. Amorous congress
11. Assault with a friendly weapon
12. Attacking the pink fortress
13. Baking the potato
14. Balling
15. Bam-bam in the ham

Bam-bam in the ham is my new favorite! Makes me giggle just to say it. Although, ham = rump roast = rump = hiney. I'm thinking that one is about anal. At least, that's the path it followed in my head.

 

[ViciousTease]

I think I landed on the same list T found. Others that made me laugh or cringe:

61. Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom
68. Creaming the Twinkie
81. Disappointing the wife
85. Doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch
90. Doing the hibbety-dibbety
104. Exploring Punarnia
112. Filling her out like an application
119. Forbidden polka
139. Getting some stank on the hang down
145. Going heels-to-Jesus
230. Pants-off dance-off

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

omg..lol..
Judging from that list, you could substitute anything and with just a little lilt in your voice and a winky winky, you've got yourself a sexual euphemism...

"Hey, stud... How's about we go turn the compost"?

Or wait! Wait!

"Yo, baby.. you got a package of bees you need to install?

My top hive is feeling a bit empty..."



Oh, yeah. I could have fun with this...

*Wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[ViciousTease]

omg..lol..
Judging from that list, you could substitute anything and with just a little lilt in your voice and a winky winky, you've got yourself a sexual euphemism...

"Hey, stud... How's about we go turn the compost"?

Or wait! Wait!

"Yo, baby.. you got a package of bees you need to install?

My top hive is feeling a bit empty..."



Oh, yeah. I could have fun with this...

*Wink wink nudge nudge*

Loving the bee hive reference! LMAO

 

[Inspirinious]

What happened to "Horizontal Dancing"?

Or the similar "Tango between the Sheets"?

 

[Endless_Night]

I would get rid of that subtle hatred I have of myself that bleeds into how I feel about humanity. Or is it a subtle hatred of humanity that bleeds into me? It's not major, just a splinter. A quiet voice that whispers for the meteor to strike. The sun to burn out. That gets close to the edge and smiles at the thought of tumbling over.

But then without it would I still be me? Would I make jokes about bloody hotel rooms? Would I be complacent?


Physically wings would be cool.

There I am, floating on a beautiful sea of verbosity. Adrift, in a cursive stream of consciousness. The soothing cadence of contemplation lulling my senses, and then -

*boom*

Yeah, wings would be cool.

Pragmatic and whimsical, too. Kinda like your writing.

 

[Endless_Night]

I actually had to google "sexual euphemisms" and I am so glad I did. Apparently, I think they are fantastic. Some examples (and personally, I like "assault with a friendly weapon"):

5. Act of darkness
9. Agreeing on stuff
10. Amorous congress
15. Bam-bam in the ham

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! These are soooooooo not what I think of when I hear the phrase sexual euphemism!

Oh, man! HYSTERICAL!

 

[Suz_anne]

My husband, bless his heart, loves to turn anything into a sexual euphemism. We generally don't get through a text exchange without one. It makes me roll my eyes a lot and laugh pretty often.

The most recent one came after I told him about a situation at work that I likened to a twisted game of Monopoly. His response:

"I'll monopolize your boardwalk while you ride my railroad"
"And I'd have to be wearing a top hat and monocle."