Endless_Night
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Hahahahahahaha! RA. *tries to look stern*
This is just sooooooooooo. wroooooooong!
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Hahahahahahaha! RA. *tries to look stern*
This is just sooooooooooo. wroooooooong!
Endless_Night
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My husband, bless his heart, loves to turn anything into a sexual euphemism. We generally don't get through a text exchange without one. It makes me roll my eyes a lot and laugh pretty often.
The most recent one came after I told him about a situation at work that I likened to a twisted game of Monopoly. His response:
"I'll monopolize your boardwalk while you ride my railroad"
"And I'd have to be wearing a top hat and monocle."
Aww. That really is rather adorable.
As for the rest, I am laughing to hard to properly answer the question. I'll be back later, when I can get hold of myself.
*toodles off the check other threads*
LOLOLOLOLOL. Trekka....
RubenesqueAphrodite
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annnnnnnnnddd. You're welcome..
Trekka
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My husband, bless his heart, loves to turn anything into a sexual euphemism. We generally don't get through a text exchange without one. It makes me roll my eyes a lot and laugh pretty often.
The most recent one came after I told him about a situation at work that I likened to a twisted game of Monopoly. His response:
"I'll monopolize your boardwalk while you ride my railroad"
"And I'd have to be wearing a top hat and monocle."
Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. I've got a similar dialogue going on with my BF which is cute till he slips and does it in front of my dad! Bless all of their hearts.
Me: Are you gonna mow the lawn today?
Him: Oh, I'm mowing that lawn. Gonna fertilize it too. Perk it up.
Me: Yeah we haven't had much rain, it looks dry
Him: Oh, it'll get wet. Gonna get that lawn so wet...
And then he starts air-thrusting... flashes his dimples and grin... works for me!
RubenesqueAphrodite
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*Inserts thrusting monkey emoji*Oh my gosh. That's hilarious. I've got a similar dialogue going on with my BF which is cute till he slips and does it in front of my dad! Bless all of their hearts.
Me: Are you gonna mow the lawn today?
Him: Oh, I'm mowing that lawn. Gonna fertilize it too. Perk it up.
Me: Yeah we haven't had much rain, it looks dry
Him: Oh, it'll get wet. Gonna get that lawn so wet...
And then he starts air-thrusting... flashes his dimples and grin... works for me!
Mother_Theresa
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It's Friday!!
"I. Have. An idea." -Chris Farley (Bonus points if you can name the movie without google assistance.)
Alts! If you have one, I challenge you to answer today's question as you normally would, but using your alt (or a new one if the one you have needs to remain a secret for your sordid and nefarious plans.) If you don't have one, get one and do the same. Let's see if we can guess who's who.
Or not. I mean, whatever. Today's question is from one of our lovely posters:
If you could change one aspect of your personality, what would it be and why?
Bonus Question: What one physical aspect would you change?
I'm too introverted at times. I sit back and listen without offering my opinions. I should speak up more.
I wish I could be 25 pounds lighter without the work it takes to get there.
Euphamisms? - I always get a chuckle when I tell the Bishop what a nice holy staff he has
Mr. Sunshine can't play, he knows me - well you all do, I've pm'd at times with most of the regulars on the thread
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Stopping by to say hello to anyone who always has that curiosity. I know there are people I am curious about. What's their kissing style? Their preferences. I mean there's really only two ways to find out. Just flat out kiss them or ask them. Either could be awkward really.
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My husband, bless his heart, loves to turn anything into a sexual euphemism. We generally don't get through a text exchange without one. It makes me roll my eyes a lot and laugh pretty often.
The most recent one came after I told him about a situation at work that I likened to a twisted game of Monopoly. His response:
"I'll monopolize your boardwalk while you ride my railroad"
"And I'd have to be wearing a top hat and monocle."
Ha ha ha ha ha...
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I know who you are only because I bitched you out on a thread and you had to calm me down
My Smiley did "bitch mode" ?...oh my I miss the good stuff
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Trekka
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I like where this is going.
Subquestion:
Can it go to my inbox?
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< Me: Are you gonna mow the lawn today?
Him: Oh, I'm mowing that lawn. Gonna fertilize it too. Perk it up.
Me: Yeah we haven't had much rain, it looks dry
Him: Oh, it'll get wet. Gonna get that lawn so wet...
And then he starts air-thrusting... flashes his dimples and grin... works for me!
Hmmmm. I foresee a serious talk with my SO. Until seeing Suz_anne’s and Trekka’s posts I had not realized he was falling down in the sexual euphemism department.
Serious Talk.
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This totally sounds like an exchange that could happen at my house, too! Silly, adorable horndogs.
Is "comfort zone" a euphemism for your butthole?Oooh...I get it now.
I am tempted to stretch my comfort zone
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Oh, no! How did I miss these! Sixty-one is just awwwwwwful, and I've actually heard someone use 145. Do not ask. :|
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I'm just waiting for an opportunity to use "doing the hibbity dibbity."
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I am going to do my best not to imagine the circumstances surrounding that opportunity.
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I am going to do my best not to imagine the circumstances surrounding that opportunity.
Hahaha Chicken!
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