Endless Curiosity

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

if any one of you ever see me acting a fool over anyone online, you have my irrevocable permission to Gibb's slap me..
Hard.

 

[ydahecnot]

I look at profiles for things in this order:
--Profile pic.
--Do they have a Tumblr/Lit stories link?
--Is their chatter at the bottom left friendly or is literary saltpeter?

Of course, sometimes the saltpeter is really Viagra in disguise.

 

[Endless_Night]

if any one of you ever see me acting a fool over anyone online, you have my irrevocable permission to Gibb's slap me..
Hard.

Okay.

I look at profiles for things in this order:
--Profile pic.
--Do they have a Tumblr/Lit stories link?
--Is their chatter at the bottom left friendly or is literary saltpeter?

Of course, sometimes the saltpeter is really Viagra in disguise.

I...really don't know what to do with that last part.

I never look at profiles unless the person PMs me.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I look at profiles for things in this order:
--Profile pic.
--Do they have a Tumblr/Lit stories link?
--Is their chatter at the bottom left friendly or is literary saltpeter?

Of course, sometimes the saltpeter is really Viagra in disguise.

phhfft....
I've got a profile pic...geesh.
I've had a Tumblr.
*Sprinkles ginormous winky dust on you to conteract the saltpeter I'm sure is in my lower left -hand whatchamacallit....*

 

[ydahecnot]

phhfft....
I've got a profile pic...geesh.
I've had a Tumblr.
*Sprinkles ginormous winky dust on you to conteract the saltpeter I'm sure is in my lower left -hand whatchamacallit....*

Cute face, albeit with artsy stuff done to it.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Cute face, albeit with artsy stuff done to it.

no.no.no.... not cute! Obnoxious and overdone..I was going for older woman surprised and annoyed in that...

I knew I should have furled my eyebrows more...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Sexual attraction. Are you one of those it hits like a lightening bolt, or does it only grow as you get to know person. Or do you fall somewhere in between.

Simple answer: Yes.

Explanation: Any one I have been attracted to sexually has done it different ways. I have had those who blindsided me. I have had those who were friends first, then more developed. The main reason is that sexiness isn't just one thing on every person. I believe that a person's sexiness is unique. What attracts me sexually to one person isn't going to be uniform in everyone.

 

[ViciousTease]

We all do our Lit time in our own way, and there is lot on offer. Is there any aspect of Lit you’d like to experience that you have yet to manage? SRP perhaps, a different forum, play, a personal ad, even just interacting more on the board?

 

[ydahecnot]

Well, my personal from long ago bombed (please don't exhume!), and I am too lazy to contribute to the SRP forum. I started a namesake thread, so that's out of the way. Maybe more visits to the FetSex board.

Or maybe I can explore that "play" thing. Anyone want to clue me in by PM what that entails?

 

[ThirdShift]

Well, my personal from long ago bombed (please don't exhume!), and I am too lazy to contribute to the SRP forum. I started a namesake thread, so that's out of the way. Maybe more visits to the FetSex board.

Or maybe I can explore that "play" thing. Anyone want to clue me in by PM what that entails?

I can guarantee words don't fail you.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Well, my personal from long ago bombed (please don't exhume!), and I am too lazy to contribute to the SRP forum. I started a namesake thread, so that's out of the way. Maybe more visits to the FetSex board.

Or maybe I can explore that "play" thing. Anyone want to clue me in by PM what that entails?

well..
It starts off innocent enough.
Usually with a dick pic (doesn't necessarily have to be your own,
btw)

Then you proceed to "chatting" as it is not defined by Webster.. this usually entails lots of sexual innuendo that may or may not be reciprocated by your chosen recipient of said "chat". Don't worry if they quit responding... It's not about them anyway. It's about you spamming your grunts until your finished..

You keep"chatting" until one (or both of you? ) admits to having a boner the size of which puts the Eiffel tower to shame.

One (or both?) Of you proceed to play with your boner(s) until one (or both?) of you spew your goo..
The aforementioned "spewing" is usually signaled by one (or both?)
of you typing out a bunch of incoherent gibberish then promptly disappearing from the "conversation", such as it is..

It's. SO MUCH FUN that once is usually enough to last you a lifetime of online "play".

 

[ydahecnot]

Hmmm...interesting. Thanks, Roo!

 

[ThirdShift]

well..
It starts off innocent enough.
Usually with a dick pic (doesn't necessarily have to be your own,
btw)

Then you proceed to "chatting" as it is not defined by Webster.. this usually entails lots of sexual innuendo that may or may not be reciprocated by your chosen recipient of said "chat". Don't worry if they quit responding... It's not about them anyway. It's about you spamming your grunts until your finished..

You keep"chatting" until one (or both of you? ) admits to having a boner the size of which puts the Eiffel tower to shame.

One (or both?) Of you proceed to play with your boner(s) until one (or both?) of you spew your goo..
The aforementioned "spewing" is usually signaled by one (or both?)
of you typing out a bunch of incoherent gibberish then promptly disappearing from the "conversation", such as it is..

It's. SO MUCH FUN that once is usually enough to last you a lifetime of online "play".

*starts a slow clap*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hmmm...interesting. Thanks, Roo!

*starts a slow clap*

I'm nothing if not helpful.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'll have to get my, um, nerves up to do that.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'll have to get my, um, nerves up to do that.

Dude..you totally don't need nerves.
It's a-non-y-mous.
Didn't you know that's a carte blanche for being stupid?
Geesh.

I fully expect you to get busy with the making of the unwanted and overly aggressive sexual overtures right away.

Chop chop lemon drop .

 

[ydahecnot]

Hmm...I wonder who I should have introduce me to this ritual.

 

[ViciousTease]

Hmm...I wonder who I should have introduce me to this ritual.

You aren't paying attention.

I fully expect you to get busy with the making of the unwanted and overly aggressive sexual overtures right away.

Chop chop lemon drop .

Can I watch?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hmm...I wonder who I should have introduce me to this ritual.

*points at Endless and VT*

 

[ViciousTease]

*points at Endless and VT*

Naa, EN keeps turning me down. Maybe you'll have better luck?

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm nothing if not helpful.

I think you may have killed my libido.

Naa, EN keeps turning me down. Maybe you'll have better luck?

Hahahahaha!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Naa, EN keeps turning me down. Maybe you'll have better luck?

aww...come on!
*I* obviously can't do it...I suck at that sort of thing.

Something about laughing uncontrollably at the attempted seduction kind of turns most guys off..

Who knew?

I nominate you AND Endless. Y deserves his first playdate to include a threesome

 

[ydahecnot]

Someone please teach this neophyte about this!

 

[Endless_Night]

aww...come on!
*I* obviously can't do it...I suck at that sort of thing.

Something about laughing uncontrollably at the attempted seduction kind of turns most guys off..

Who knew?

I nominate you AND Endless. Y deserves his first playdate to include a threesome

Now hold on there, Missy.

I'm not sure I've graduated to any type of multiple play. Maybe you should show us how it's done.

 

[Endless_Night]

Someone please teach this neophyte about this!

Is anyone buying this^? I think not.