Endless Curiosity

[Endless_Night]

*holds one out* Want one?

OMG!

You are Collar aren't you?!?!

The devil. A curly-haired, blond devil.

 

[JennyNo1]

OMG!

You are Collar aren't you?!?!

The devil. A curly-haired, blond devil.

*checks hair....reddish brown, straight as a board* Maybe not....

 

[ViciousTease]

*checks hair....reddish brown, straight as a board* Maybe not....

Reddish ...

And Collar is blonde ...

EN is a brunette, right?

It's the devil's trifecta! I'm fairly certain if we ever have a Litogether the three of you in the same room will make the menfolk spontaneously cumbust. (Yeah, I made that word up. Seems appropriate.)

 

[Endless_Night]

Reddish ...

And Collar is blonde ...

EN is a brunette, right?

It's the devil's trifecta! I'm fairly certain if we ever have a Litogether the three of you in the same room will make the menfolk spontaneously cumbust. (Yeah, I made that word up. Seems appropriate.)

Hahahahaha! *whips out Lit lexicon*

Aaaaand, I'm not actually a brunette. Just a dark ash blond.

So. What's your hair color, Miss Conspicious Space?

 

[ViciousTease]

Hahahahaha! *whips out Lit lexicon*

Aaaaand, I'm not actually a brunette. Just a dark ash blond.

So. What's your hair color, Miss Conspicious Space?

Brown.

 

[Endless_Night]

Brown.

Well, there ya go. The Devil's Trifecta: Collar, Jenny, Vicious.

I can now sit quietly in the corner and observe.

 

[midwestyankee]

Suddenly remembers I have Trader Joe's chocolate croissants in the freezer. Also, peanut butter in the pantry.

Hmmm...I wonder how a Fluffernutter would taste if made with these chocolate croissants from TJ. I think there might be a TJ's run in my near future. Thank you, milady, for the inspiration.

 

[midwestyankee]

That would be dairy-free chocolate pudding, made with avocado and banana, and it is delectable, thank you very much.

I've tried something like this and I can report that it is edible and safe for humans. Calling it dessert is an affront to the language. And as a devout linguist, I choose not to commit that sin.

 

[tinglebliss]

Feel free to share all the details by PM.
.

Would I kiss and tell!

Just to say it was 'crunchy' peanut butter, so there was some ups and downs.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Looking all slenderized there, Ms. RA.

totally cropped for your viewing pleasure.. lmao..
(But thank you You don't happen to have an extra $16k lying around for my contouring surgery, do you? )

I especially like the friendly and welcoming hand gesture.

 

[ViciousTease]

What is the strangest experience you’ve had on Lit? No names necessary, just the gory details.

 

[beachbaby179]

Hmmmm. Strange. Not sure whether to classify "exceedingly rude" as strange. I'll let you decide.

One morning, I posted something and then left for work. When I peeked back here at lunchtime, I had four pms. (Hey, that's strange right there...I don't get that many). The first one, from a stranger, commenting on my post and my av, wanting to know if we could chat. The second, 10 minutes later, from the same person, asking why he wasn't good enough to respond to, since he had bothered to send a pm. The third, 15 minutes later, same guy. Now I'm "ignoring" him for no reason, and he's a nice guy and worthy of a reply.

A mere 40 minutes after his first pm, the fourth and final pm, sent about 5 minutes before I logged in to receive all of them at once. In this pm, I was a self-centered, ignorant cunt who thought I was too good to respond to anyone, and who would ultimately live a miserable, lonely life.

Needless to say, if there was a fifth pm, I didn't get it because he was the first person I ever put on ignore.

 

[midwestyankee]

In the early days of my participation here, I posted frequently on a thread that was mainly for people who lived in the Chicago area. Over time I must have included information in my posts that allowed someone who knew the area well to get a good idea where I live. Then one weekend night when the rest of the family was out doing something, I posted that I was enjoying being by myself. Shortly after that, someone whom I had never met nor had ever interacted with online sent me a PM suggesting that she wanted to get acquainted. Fine by me.

We chatted by PM for a little while and I noticed that during the hour or two that we were messaging, her messages became at the same time progressively incoherent and a lot suggestive. Eventually I decided that she must have been drinking but that still didn't allay the shock when she offered to meet me at a hotel. Then. That night. And she made it plain that she could get to a particular hotel within a half hour and mentioned that she knew I could get there even sooner because I lived closer to the hotel than she.

I tried to be polite about turning her down, but she post-stalked me for a couple weeks after that, each time making more and more lewd suggestions for getting together. Eventually she must have tired of me and moved on to someone else.

I've met some really gracious, kind, and interesting people here and she is not one of them.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wow. I am not sure how I've managed to avoid the crazies, but...grateful.

Hmmm. I've certainly seen some strange stuff. Some strange, strange stuff. And I'm not even talking Little Sister links!

However. strange personal experience....

- Well, there was that, ummm...apparatus situation. Of the, errr, glass variety. I remember mentioning it previously on the EC. Quick recap, for new readers. Posts made on a thread discussing...toys. I participated as I was, errr...curious. A message arrived with...suggestions. The message also contained a gift card number to purchase said suggestions.

Still find that kind of shocking. Not entirely sure why....

And, no. I did not avail myself of the generosity.

- The only other thing that comes to mind is the string of PMs I received from a random woman(?) who told me in some detail what she wanted done. By a man. I pointed out that, despite my lack of AV and empty profile, I was, in fact, a woman. She replied back with more...stuff, acknowledging awareness of my gender. She just wanted to share with another woman. More PMs. I stopped replying.

I recall posting this on Litiquette, way back. The denizens cast in to question whether my PMer was actually a woman.

I still have no idea what was going on in that situation.


That's all I got. My Lit life is relatively uneventful.

 

[Inspirinious]

What is the strangest experience you’ve had on Lit? No names necessary, just the gory details.

My first year of actively participating on Lit, I was taking and posting a lot of pictures, and helping others, mostly females, with their photo techniques. I would suggest poses, settings, lighting, and wardrobe (if anything). I made friends online with several ladies. At least two of them were becoming quite friendly with each other, even though they lived several hundred miles apart. It appeared from our mutual conversations that both were bi-curious.

After a month on sexy flirting online, one of the ladies indicated that she would be on a business trip in the home town of the other lady, and may stay over the weekend to do some sightseeing. She offered to meet the other and see where things went.

The Saturday night of that trip, I received a series of text messages from both ladies. They had met at the visitor's hotel, and now were in her room, in bed together. They wanted to take photos and were asking me how they could take pics of the two of them together in bed, and what poses I would like to see. They were using cell phones, so I had to instruct them on use of the timer feature, and then how to place the phone to get photos that included both. We texted back and forth as they were taking photos and sending them to me! They appeared to be having a lot of fun, and probably drinking too much. After carrying on for about 2 hours, their messages suddenly stopped. Monday, after the trip was over, I got an email with the full description of their evening and more of the photos. They thanked me for helping out and making their evening all the more fun. And help with capturing some great photos.

Altogether it was a very unusual and unexpected event.

 

[Endless_Night]

< snipped for brevity > Altogether it was a very unusual and unexpected event.

Holy Vicarious Voyeurism, Batman!



That right there is a 3 emoji eek!

 

[beachbaby179]

Wait... there's a TIMER on my cell phone camera?

*runs in search of the 'What did you learn today?' thread*

 

[dacoach44]

Wow.

My first year of actively participating on Lit, I was taking and posting a lot of pictures, and helping others, mostly females, with their photo techniques. I would suggest poses, settings, lighting, and wardrobe (if anything). I made friends online with several ladies. At least two of them were becoming quite friendly with each other, even though they lived several hundred miles apart. It appeared from our mutual conversations that both were bi-curious.

After a month on sexy flirting online, one of the ladies indicated that she would be on a business trip in the home town of the other lady, and may stay over the weekend to do some sightseeing. She offered to meet the other and see where things went.

The Saturday night of that trip, I received a series of text messages from both ladies. They had met at the visitor's hotel, and now were in her room, in bed together. They wanted to take photos and were asking me how they could take pics of the two of them together in bed, and what poses I would like to see. They were using cell phones, so I had to instruct them on use of the timer feature, and then how to place the phone to get photos that included both. We texted back and forth as they were taking photos and sending them to me! They appeared to be having a lot of fun, and probably drinking too much. After carrying on for about 2 hours, their messages suddenly stopped. Monday, after the trip was over, I got an email with the full description of their evening and more of the photos. They thanked me for helping out and making their evening all the more fun. And help with capturing some great photos.

Altogether it was a very unusual and unexpected event.

I think its swell, to help others to connect.

 

[Inspirinious]

Holy Vicarious Voyeurism, Batman!



That right there is a 3 emoji eek!

Well, this is another first - 3 emoji eek. But not quite as spectacular as that Saturday night's text messages. hehehe

Wait... there's a TIMER on my cell phone camera?

*runs in search of the 'What did you learn today?' thread*

Is that ALL you got from my story? *disappointed*

I think its swell, to help others to connect.

I always like to help.

 

[beachbaby179]

Well, this is another first - 3 emoji eek. But not quite as spectacular as that Saturday night's text messages. hehehe



Is that ALL you got from my story? *disappointed*


I always like to help.

No! Of course not. Strange indeed, and I love how it just kind of ... fell into your lap, so to speak. But the timer was certainly a tidbit that may come In handy for ... taking selfies of me and the kids. Yeah, that's it.

 

[Endless_Night]

Wait... there's a TIMER on my cell phone camera?

*runs in search of the 'What did you learn today?' thread*

< Is that ALL you got from my story? >

LOL! That is exactly what I was thinking!

Though I do appreciating beachbaby pointing out that little detail. I'd somehow missed it the first time around.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I am so on the wrong website....

 

[Endless_Night]

I am so on the wrong website....

Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Inspirinious]

I am so on the wrong website....

Hahahahahahahahaha!

EN - My response exactly.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

I am so on the wrong website....

Me too. I thought this was the History Channel.