Endless Curiosity

[SMNaughtywife]

Aren't you supposed to have more sex on vacation?

If it was just Mr and I, oh you'd better believe it. Mmmmhmm...
Family vacation, yeah not so much.
But my sleeping bag's zipper was facing his and perfect for wandering hands when everyone is asleep.

I am so quoting this, while feeling desperately sorry for poor, innocent EL. Whoever they may be.


And once again, people -

PERMANENT OBSERVER STATUS

Smiles and giggles.

 

[Endless_Night]

I think I need to pick up VT and head down to pay her a visit. A night downtown and a few (double) Kir Royales.....that could be.....interesting.


I want to know where this resort is!!!

First - No! I mean...no. No, it could not.

Second - OMG! You so know that is not what I meant! Geez, Jenny!

 

[AbsintheFather]

I want to know where this resort is!!!

I always get a lot of lovin's on vacation

https://www.drnights.com/

 

[emsway]

Pastels? Or dark blue?

I stand firm on one of those choices.

I have my principles, after all. Prudish principles, but principles none the less.

Dark blue. A color that smacks of authoritarian. Like the good sex police.

Haha! Perhaps I'm not having any sex, but I have my principles to keep me company. And my treasure chest.

 

[JennyNo1]

First - No! I mean...no. No, it could not.

Second - OMG! You so know that is not what I meant! Geez, Jenny!

No? and no? Well, shoooooooot.

 

[JennyNo1]

I always get a lot of lovin's on vacation

https://www.drnights.com/

*looks for the part where women get to select male "companions"*

Hey, this place is discriminatory!

 

[AbsintheFather]

*looks for the part where women get to select male "companions"*

Hey, this place is discriminatory!

From looking at that Cock Map thread, I think you want to find one in Brazil

 

[tinglebliss]

What is your position on toys? How often do you use toys for private play time? Do you like to use them on other people? Have you ever allowed someone else to use them on you?

Extra Credit: What's your favorite toy?

Sex toys add a different dimension to sex play. They are fun and expand play by getting you to the next stage. My toys come out to play sometimes when MF is around, and sometime when he's not! He makes me hold on and I'm not allowed to come until he says. They are fun for us to play with on each other. Yes, MF uses them on me! There's are also some that I use on him.

Favourite toy - hard to say as I have many, but the We-Vibe Touch is great. 8 modes and 100% waterproof!

 

[ViciousTease]

I think I need to pick up VT and head down to pay her a visit. A night downtown and a few (double) Kir Royales.....that could be.....interesting.

Yes, ma'am. It is long overdue!

First - No! I mean...no. No, it could not.

Yes. Yes and yes.

I don't know what you're objecting to, but ... OVERRULED!

 

[Azuldrgon]

What is the longest you could go without sex? A week? A month? A year? Ten years?

Bonus Question: Same, but substitute orgasm for sex.

The longest I have gone without actual skin on skin sex was about a month or so....it was during the icy time of my marriage when she rather played with guys online than her own hubby.....soon we talked and we related again....still not enough for my taste, but it is what it is.

The longest I have gone without orgasm was a week and it was during busy pizza time as well as overtime at the main job at the time. Now it's more frequent, even if self induced.

 

[default24]

From looking at that Cock Map thread, I think you want to find one in Brazil

Woooooooo! Cock Map thread plug!

 

[default24]

I'm sorry. That is privileged information.

Jenny! Quit terrifying potential students.

Whaaaaa??? I was just assuring the poor boy that when he completed the courses he would have all the knowledge he needed to *ahem* satisfy all parties involved!

Sooo....come sit here by your privileged friend Jenny and tell me some of that privileged information.....

Yes, very excited to see what endless night knows about the pleasures and the intricacies of anal loving

 

[beachbaby179]

Woooooooo! Cock Map thread plug!

Wait...when did we start talking about plugs? Not that I'm opposed, you understand...

 

[default24]

Wait...when did we start talking about plugs? Not that I'm opposed, you understand...

I like where your head's at... maybe there's a butt plug map... c'mon google

 

[Endless_Night]

Yes, very excited to see what endless night knows about the pleasures and the intricacies of anal loving

Wait.

What?

WHAT?!?!?!?!

There has been some kind of serious communication break down here.


Jenny? Jenny?! Get in here and help me out!

 

[default24]

Wait.

What?

WHAT?!?!?!?!

There has been some kind of serious communication break down here.


Jenny? Jenny?! Get in here and help me out!

Good idea! You're going to want a partner to help you get lubed up in those hard-to-reach places. You ARE ahead of the curve!

 

[Lunation]

Wait.

What?

WHAT?!?!?!?!

There has been some kind of serious communication break down here.


Jenny? Jenny?! Get in here and help me out!

Oh, anal queen, please teach us your ways!

Teach us...

 

[Endless_Night]

Good idea! You're going to want a partner to help you get lubed up in those hard-to-reach places. You ARE ahead of the curve!

Errrr.....

I feel strongly, STONGLY, that there is someone better equipped to teach this class.


Perhaps you and Lunation?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, anal queen, please teach us your ways!

Teach us...

Oh my God.

STOP THAT




Seriously. You two. *points to classroom*

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Oh my God.

STOP THAT




Seriously. You two. *points to classroom*

Needing a teacher?

You DID say assroom....

 

[Lunation]

Errrr.....

I feel strongly, STONGLY, that there is someone better equipped to teach this class.


Perhaps you and Lunation?

Bwahaha!

I did mention earlier taking a cock in my ass. But that is a literal interpretation.

It went more: "Alright, I'm re- owe! OWE! NOT ALL AT ONCE, FUCKER TAKE IT OUT!"

So began and so ended that journey.


(But this is known)

We need your expertise.

 

[Endless_Night]

Three of you now!?!?

Listen up you lunatics! There is no one, NO ONE, on the board that knows less about anal. Than I, I mean.

OMG.

Someone else get in here.

JENNY!!!!!

 

[default24]

Bwahaha!

I did mention earlier taking a cock in my ass. But that is a literal interpretation.

It went more: "Alright, I'm re- owe! OWE! NOT ALL AT ONCE, FUCKER TAKE IT OUT!"

So began and so ended that journey.


(But this is known)

We need your expertise.

Oh, that suuuuuucks. It sounds like proper prep work wasn't done with fingers or toys. Tsk, tsk. I have a pretty big mushroom head, but once you get that situated the rest slides in nice and easy

 

[Lunation]

Three of you now!?!?

Listen up you lunatics! There is no one, NO ONE, on the board that knows less about anal. Than I, I mean.

OMG.

Someone else get in here.

JENNY!!!!!

So should he have spent more time relaxing me? Or do you think lube was the issue?

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Three of you now!?!?

Listen up you lunatics! There is no one, NO ONE, on the board that knows less about anal. Than I, I mean.

OMG.

Someone else get in here.

JENNY!!!!!

Wait...

You just requested "someone" to get "in here".

You dirty girl...