Endless Curiosity

Oh, that suuuuuucks. It sounds like proper prep work wasn't done with fingers or toys. Tsk, tsk. I have a pretty big mushroom head, but once you get that situated the rest slides in nice and easy

:eek:

I am going to need some alcohol if this conversation is going to continue.
 
Holy Fuck Me! :eek:

I mean...not! I mean....

I no longer know what I mean. :eek: :eek: :eek:


Off to run errands. And buy alcohol.

Jenny -

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU

*thunk*
 
Understood. I really didn't mean to offend and am extremely sorry if I caused any discomfort to anybody

We're good! :)

I probably shouldn't speak for EN.

So, ditto what you said about not meaning to offend.

Why do all my gang bangs end with polite apologies and awkward smiles?
 
We're good! :)

I probably shouldn't speak for EN.

So, ditto what you said about not meaning to offend.

Why do all my gang bangs end with polite apologies and awkward smiles?

And everyone being all "put that thing away, this is a funeral for god's sake!"
 
In unrelated news, the great sex toy search has turned up nothing. I suspect they were casualties of the last move.

I am moderately inclined to go buy one.
 
Bullet vibe maybe?

Still pretty iffy.

A bullet is good for lots of things. Great for couples play, too, so you get the added "honey, I bought this for you" benefit. I highly recommend them.

My husband is a fan of the Hitachi for solo play. He has the boy parts, so his opinion might be more useful than mine. *shrugs*
 
Holy Fuck Me! :eek:

I mean...not! I mean....

I no longer know what I mean. :eek: :eek: :eek:


Off to run errands. And buy alcohol.

Jenny -

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU

*thunk*

Oops, sorry EN, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. Oh, wait..."suspension" is an advanced graduate class.

In my defense, the anal shenanigans had not even begun when I left.

LOL. We need some sort of shenanigans alert system.

I'm part Irish and I am a master shenaniganizer. ;)

Hey, me too! Who'da thunk? :D
 
Oops, sorry EN, I didn't mean to leave you hanging. Oh, wait..."suspension" is an advanced graduate class.

In my defense, the anal shenanigans had not even begun when I left.



Hey, me too! Who'da thunk? :D

That settles it, party we must! :D
 
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