Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

^^This would be HW gossip, since we seem to be airing our conversations publicly today.

Okay. So I might be using the term "we" loosely.

 

[hotwords229_A]

^^This would be HW gossip, since we seem to be airing our conversations publicly today.

Okay. So I might be using the term "we" loosely.

Of all the things, that’s what you chose?!

 

[Endless_Night]

Of all the things, that’s what you chose?!

I need verification

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, it could have been worse.

It could have been about James Mason.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I mean, it could have been worse.

It could have been about James Mason.

In a way, it is.

 

[Endless_Night]

In a way, it is.

What?

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh. I get it.

*sigh*

One of these days I'll learn to think before I type.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wait. So I just "heard" that British men are uncircumcised, generally speaking?

Someone British get in here and tell me if this is true?

Yep. Generally unless Jewish or medical reasons. We dont mutilate our boys at birth.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Wait. So I just "heard" that British men are uncircumcised, generally speaking?

Someone British get in here and tell me if this is true?

In my experience, generally, yes.

And because I know you are dying to know, my first experience with an uncircumcised penis was a show and tell type situation. I found out a very good friend was uncut. We had just turned 21 and were in a bar. I nicely asked if he’d show me for educational purposes. Off we went to the bar bathroom

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I thought this was the Cock Thread based on topic. Oops!

It’s kinda funnier that it’s in Enny’s thread

 

[Endless_Night]

Yep. Generally unless Jewish or medical reasons. We dont mutilate our boys at birth.

Welp. Now we know.

And because I know you are dying to know, my first experience with an uncircumcised penis was -

My first time 'round.

Bet you weren't expecting that response.

 

[Apisto42]

Yep. Generally unless Jewish or medical reasons. We dont mutilate our boys at birth.

So when I’m over in jolly ol’ England, I’ll be an oddity for more than one reason?

 

[Endless_Night]

So when I’m over in jolly ol’ England, I’ll be an oddity for more than one reason?

*pfft*

I'm annoyed at you for not giving me enough notice to come with.

*double pfft*

 

[Apisto42]

*pfft*

I'm annoyed at you for not giving me enough notice to come with.

*double pfft*

Flight are currently cheaper than when I bought tickets. Thanks google alert for telling me I’m a sucker.

 

[Wand3rlust]

So when I’m over in jolly ol’ England, I’ll be an oddity for more than one reason?

I mean. Yes?

 

[Wand3rlust]

*pfft*

I'm annoyed at you for not giving me enough notice to come with.

*double pfft*

You're always welcome. You don't need the rabbit to come with you.

 

[Endless_Night]

You're always welcome. You don't need the rabbit to come with you.

Aww.

Maybe. But, I'll say up front I am not big on traveling alone. The press of people in airports zooms my anxiety.

 

[Apisto42]

Aww.

Maybe. But, I'll say up front I am not big on traveling alone. The press of people in airports zooms my anxiety.

So I have to fly to you first to then fly overseas?

*adds to Enny’s bill*

 

[Endless_Night]

So I have to fly to you first to then fly overseas?

*adds to Enny’s bill*

*pfft*

After leaving me out of the conversation, you are required to buy my ticket.

I only fly first class.

 

[Apisto42]

“Hi, yes, do you have any first class tickets for the bus?”

 

[Wand3rlust]

So I have to fly to you first to then fly overseas?

*adds to Enny’s bill*

Your country is too big.

 

[Apisto42]

Your country is too big.

Ok “the sun never sets on my empire” person.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

*wipes tear*

 

[Endless_Night]

This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.

*wipes tear*

Whoa. Wander went full Bard.

 

[Endless_Night]

Turns out there is something called Transparent Pie.

It's southern. How have I never heard of such?