Even More Random Thoughts

Do you ever make up your own lyrics to songs to replace the real ones when you sing along?

I find I do it most often to catchy songs that I don't actually like that much. But man will people look at you funny if they hear you sing it out loud!
 
Cover your head at work to protect your energy.

The red stone is too heavy for this energy.
 
A buddy of mine in Arizona were talking today and he told me that women who have dimples inherently also have smaller, more shallower pussies (don’t shoot the messenger)
 
I don’t think the elderly woman’s husband was too happy I was showing them how to use the pec deck.
(Hey she asked!)
 
I am a good person and I honestly do not deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual.
 
I am a good person and I honestly do not deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual.
It's a shame guys either miss or ignore both your sig and your profile. Your title might be the last resort, I guess. Luckily, I have my personality to turn the hordes away. 😊
 
Well, some people are simply not blessed with a functioning posterior superior temporal lobe.
 
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There was a project I wanted to work on but have forgotten what it was and it’s driving me crazy.
 
The paddock is getting a tad too crowded, now.
 
Mmm SUPERMOON August 30th-31st πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ

'Supermoons are associated with flooding and earth changes, and our own emotions will feel similar effects – they'll be in overdrive!' πŸ§›β€β™€οΈ
 
I commonly romanticize periods in history that seem nice to me for whatever reason (enlightenment Athens, renaissance London, industrial Montana). Then I remember they none of them had air conditioning and that I’d hate it.

Then I remember that 90% of the world lives without air conditioning and realize i’m soft as fuck. Im Joaquin Phoenix in the gladiator. I’m the boujee villain!
 
My work schedule is too full. I’ve been intending to spend more time working on the house and doing outdoor sports activities, but the extreme heat has made work take longer. The first thing to drop off the schedule is fun time - fortunately much of my work is fun. 😊
 
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