Even More Random Thoughts

[ALovelyNudist]

By 21 I wonder how many times thee average mans and woman has fucked?

 

[Sageboundtight]

Seems like a long time to pass in this space.

 

[Tallulah82]

The emotional manipulation is repulsive.

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Work, it may.
Shine, it must.

 

[TongueLust]

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

*Pounce*

 

[Mrtenant]

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

I could use some help hiding a body. What's the going rate?

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

think the neighbor's dog is looking at me and next week. he's got to have 360 degree vision

 

[Tallulah82]

I could use some help hiding a body. What's the going rate?

Normally, my rate is a crate of beers. But for you, Mr.T, just one simple thing. A teensy little thing. Takes but a moment to complete but provides a lifetime of joy. Just a drop of the trou, a click of the cam, and hit send. Tis all.

 

[Mrtenant]

Normally, my rate is a crate of beers. But for you, Mr.T, just one simple thing. A teensy little thing. Takes but a moment to complete but provides a lifetime of joy. Just a drop of the trou, a click of the cam, and hit send. Tis all.

Gawd I love Lit. OKAY
https://c.tenor.com/LccXLtjtFnQAAAAd/tenor.gif

 

[sexymanfun]

Fat or skinny,
thick or thin.
Vaseline,
will get it in.

 

[TongueLust]

Full Moon Lunar Eclipse- September 18, 2024.

 

[James_Bassytian]

When birds shit on a windshield, do they brag to their buddies in the flock about it?

 

[Tallulah82]

I've just had a sudden flare of panic that I'm supposed to be doing something instead of arsing around on Lit. Can't think what, though.

 

[Chillygirl]

This man has the nicest sleeve of tattoos

 

[_valkyrie_]

I might do something reckless.
Nothing life threatening, but reckless nonetheless.

 

[TongueLust]

What a difference on the check in, it says a lot.

 

[Esslemont]

….when consciousness is on the precipice,
and the fall to slumber short, is when I will whisper in your ear….

Be at peace.
Know you’re loved.
Realize your worth.
Dream of joyful things.

And when you smile, content in repose, will I as well in my wakefulness.

How do i know that I am doing right by you, my wife?

The smile.
It tells me everything I need to know.

 

[TongueLust]

My Daddy needs rest.

 

[TongueLust]

Shout out to the lineworkers.

They need a hot meal and a blow job.

 

[Cat]

Shout out to the linemen.

They need a hot meal and a blow job.

And the forest workers!

They truly do deserve all the gratitude and appreciation.

 

[TongueLust]

And that's why.

 

[TongueLust]

Full moon energy - not in the mood for the BS.

 

[Esslemont]

With dusk’s arrival having come and gone,
True night takes its place in haste.

An eerily quiet transition.
Without echo… without fanfare.

Only a transition of light, muted as it may be, to a darkness unfettered by the star’s presence.

Solemn seems this eve. A reverential platitude needs to be acknowledged.
I will do so with my silent witness.

Beauty does truly exist….even when seen without the benefit of light.

 

[TongueLust]

I'm angry that my bestie/bro is gone.🕯

 

[Tastingurjuices]

Who decided a 5 day work week was the thing to do? Can we get that 4 day work week and while we are at it, get rid of daylights savings time!