Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Offer him some whiskey.🕯

 

[TongueLust]

Aww, Daddy is covering the weather for everybody.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I forgot what I was going to say because I started laughing at how @TongueLust calls the weatherman Daddy.

 

[Xerxes82]

Stages of Xerxes82's panic attacks:

1) Heart racing
2) Lightheadedness
3) Roaring in ears, increasing in volume
4) Universe begins spinning, clockwise, roughly 3-5 revolutions per minute
5) Color leeches out of the universe, going fully monochromatic
6) Lose ability to stand. Full vertigo

I've never gone past stage 6. Blackout maybe?

Today was two stage 4's and one stage 5. Yuck.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do others ever watch/see someone's posts and think "I'm definitely not in that tribe"?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do others ever watch/see someone's posts and think "I'm definitely not in that tribe"?

Often. Though I'm not in anyone's tribe.

 

[sexymanfun]

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

 

[Sageboundtight]

As the grains blow away.....these are the days of your lives.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Hope you are fucking happy.

 

[DeerTrace118]

Time is the only currency you spend without knowing your balance. Use it wisely.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

By 21 I wonder how many times thee average mans and woman has fucked?

 

[Sageboundtight]

Seems like a long time to pass in this space.

 

[Tallulah82]

The emotional manipulation is repulsive.

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

 

[MrMakersMark]

Work, it may.
Shine, it must.

 

[TongueLust]

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

*Pounce*

 

[Mrtenant]

Do you need me to help hide a body?

But seriously, fuck them. Glad you can see the manipulation and not fall for it.

I could use some help hiding a body. What's the going rate?

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

think the neighbor's dog is looking at me and next week. he's got to have 360 degree vision

 

[Tallulah82]

I could use some help hiding a body. What's the going rate?

Normally, my rate is a crate of beers. But for you, Mr.T, just one simple thing. A teensy little thing. Takes but a moment to complete but provides a lifetime of joy. Just a drop of the trou, a click of the cam, and hit send. Tis all.

 

[Mrtenant]

Normally, my rate is a crate of beers. But for you, Mr.T, just one simple thing. A teensy little thing. Takes but a moment to complete but provides a lifetime of joy. Just a drop of the trou, a click of the cam, and hit send. Tis all.

Gawd I love Lit. OKAY

 

[sexymanfun]

Fat or skinny,
thick or thin.
Vaseline,
will get it in.

 

[TongueLust]

Full Moon Lunar Eclipse- September 18, 2024.

 

[Bassytian]

When birds shit on a windshield, do they brag to their buddies in the flock about it?

 

[Tallulah82]

I've just had a sudden flare of panic that I'm supposed to be doing something instead of arsing around on Lit. Can't think what, though.

 

[Chillygirl]

This man has the nicest sleeve of tattoos

 

[_valkyrie_]

I might do something reckless.
Nothing life threatening, but reckless nonetheless.