Even More Random Thoughts

[SassySheDevil]

It's when they get as weird as mine, that's when you need to worry!

I'm not sure that's possible. Yours are weird as hell.

 

[ccs29745]

Why does life throw curve balls to those who don't deserve it, yet those who should, seem to have less troubles.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Why does life throw curve balls to those who don't deserve it, yet those who should, seem to have less troubles.

In my case. I assume that I must have been a pretty shitty person in a past life.

 

[ccs29745]

In my case. I assume that I must have been a pretty shitty person in a past alive.

Known you a while now. Never known you to be a bad person.

 

[jackburns]

The music feed I'm listening to is playing Elvis' take on "Suspicious Minds" and now I'm thinking about the parody version I wrote in high school, titled "The King's Last Song":

I'm taking a crap,
I can't get it out,
Because I'm constipated baby.

Wish I could remember the rest of the lyrics.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

What the fuck?!!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was a very nice message. Doesn't happen often.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Known you a while now. Never known you to be a bad person.

Maybe that's what I'm trying to make up for?

 

[ccs29745]

Maybe that's what I'm trying to make up for?

You mean too much to so many to be bad.

 

[bashfull]

Constantly hitting the gym only takes the edge off sexual frustration but so much...and gets less and less

 

[SassySheDevil]

You mean too much to so many to be bad.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Figured it couldn’t be that fucking easy.

 

[TongueLust]

They are feeling overwhelmed, so pause and guard your heart.

 

[Chatomatic]

What were Electric Eels called before we invented electricity?

Ouchy fish!?!?!

 

[TongueLust]

The emotional manipulation is repulsive.

 

[TongueLust]

Offer him some whiskey.🕯

 

[TongueLust]

Aww, Daddy is covering the weather for everybody.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I forgot what I was going to say because I started laughing at how @TongueLust calls the weatherman Daddy.

 

[Xerxes82]

Stages of Xerxes82's panic attacks:

1) Heart racing
2) Lightheadedness
3) Roaring in ears, increasing in volume
4) Universe begins spinning, clockwise, roughly 3-5 revolutions per minute
5) Color leeches out of the universe, going fully monochromatic
6) Lose ability to stand. Full vertigo

I've never gone past stage 6. Blackout maybe?

Today was two stage 4's and one stage 5. Yuck.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do others ever watch/see someone's posts and think "I'm definitely not in that tribe"?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Do others ever watch/see someone's posts and think "I'm definitely not in that tribe"?

Often. Though I'm not in anyone's tribe.

 

[sexymanfun]

All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

 

[Sageboundtight]

As the grains blow away.....these are the days of your lives.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Hope you are fucking happy.

 

[DeerTrace118]

Time is the only currency you spend without knowing your balance. Use it wisely.