Explain your username

[MisterAlice]

My username is based on a character in a Neil Gaiman story. My AV is from Neverwhere. After reading the article about him that was released yesterday I want nothing to do with that absolutely horrible human being as well as his ex, Amanda Palmer.

Warning: the article in the link contains graphic descriptions of rape.

 

[Crownvic]

I love stilettos and I am really a sweetheart! I think it’s very important to be kind and gracious…and sexy!


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You are everything sexy...those red pumps...Yeow..

 

[JackTheStoryteller]

I am truly a storyteller at heart, and in every day - it's what I do to earn $$$ and it's what I do to survive, and to entertain myself. The 'Jack' part of the name is well... when I'm recording erotic audio, I tend to 'Jack'. That's a healthy explanation of Jack The Storyteller

 

[Crownvic]

My Lit name was from the crown Vic police patrol cars I drove.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Shenanigans - playful & mischievous

90 - I feel like I’m 90

 

[lil_jenni]

Mine is descriptive -- 'Lil' because I'm short and petite (although not as petite as I used to be, thanks to my last pregnancy ) and 'Jenni' because my middle name is Jennifer. It's also what my now deceased cousin used to call me. She was Big Jen and I was Little/Lil Jenni.

 

[Mewalkabout]

Having a difficult time in life and on a walkabout to find myself again

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I could try to explain my username to you all, but the explanation would probably be too complicated and go right over everyone's head.

So instead, I will just hypnotize all with my totally real boobies and let you all enjoy my presence before my eventual and inevitable demise.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I could try to explain my username to you all, but the explanation would probably be too complicated and go right over everyone's head.

So instead, I will just hypnotize all with my totally real booties and let you all enjoy my presence before my eventual and inevitable demise.

Your booties?

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Your booties?

No! Boobies!

OMG. That's the problem with having huge knockers....I can't even see the keyboard I'm typing on!

Tee hee hee
TNT

 

[mortis]

It's a play on my last name. It was a nickname "rigamortis" in high school. I just kept the stiff part for Literotica.

 

[_BassAckwards_]

I believe it's pretty self-explantory.

 

[FluffySlipperBoy]

Mine is because I love those slippers with the fur on the top & tiny heels..54 is my age

You own a pair of ghose Kitten?

 

[HottieOlwen]

I'm HottieOlwen because my name begins with an O (it's not Olwen, but I have to be very circumspect due to my job, and I'm Welsh!) and I'm a Hot Wife.

 

[ccs29745]

Initials and zip code. Original I know, best I could come up with.

 

[Venefica]

It is Latin and means something like "witch".

 

[MissMandy86]

When I started as an escort with an agency (nyjewels) they called me Mandy.. I got a few good reviews and after a year I started having problems with the madam. She accused me of stealing clients.. I moved to another agency Bdj and they kept me as Mandy because they want any clients from the old agency who liked me to come over... later I worked independently and took my reviews and needed to be known as Mandy to get whatever clients I had seen through the agencies.
That sounds complicated

 

[carolheadcase]

My name is Carol.
Kind of a headcase
I used to be a lot worse, I am actually pretty ok now.

 

[Wonderer67]

I’m a wonderer about all things sexual.

And year I was born. Pretty unoriginal.

 

[vibes]

That sounds complicated

Not really: Mandy is basically your valuable brand!

 

[LilKitKat]

My name is Kitana. I usually go by Kit. But when I was born my name was supposed to be Katana. However, my father did not know how to write it in Hiragana (Japanese writing) which is funny because its one character ( 刀 ).
ANYWAY, so he put Kitana in English on my birth certificate. Hence the KitKat part of my name...and yes also for the candy. And I am not tall or big by any means, hence the Lil part.

 

[Stopokochac]

It's very straight forward. It's a derivative of my native language word for "footlover". Although we wouldn't actually say it like this, but I didn't know the literal translation, and I think my version works better for a screen name

 

[vibes]

native language

Being?

 

[Luvolderbbw74]

Mine is because I love those slippers with the fur on the top & tiny heels..54 is my age

I love big oldervwomen

 

[JaysonFromMars]

My birth name was Jayson and the “from Mars” is a reference to a song by one of my old bands.