Fantasy and self-abuse.

maggot420 said:
speaking as a man...ouch.

Why don't you tell me the complexities of getting a hard on, then? (We are talking sex here, no)
 
gauchecritic said:
To the question (such as it was) I can accept a build up of scenario, when the lights flicker to leave you in darkness in the house that you're looking round as a prospective purchaser and suddenly finding yourself in the arms of the estate agent (realtor).

I saw that movie on pay-per-view at a hotel, as part of a series of short films called "The Playgirl Channel." These movies were made for females and incorported plotlines and sets, and real Actors.

All of the male characters, from the realtor to the stuffy bank executive getting loose with his new employee, had elaborate tatoos over most of their chests, arms and shoulders.

Am I the last person to know that bank presidents are into full-body tattoos? Are the entwined snakes and dragons the symbol of a secret financial cult? Because if there is a secret cult of stuffy bankers who strip and show off their tattoos, it's worth a week's worth of fantasies; only an evening or two if it isn't true.
 
shereads said:
I saw that movie on pay-per-view at a hotel, as part of a series of short films called "The Playgirl Channel." These movies were made for females and incorported plotlines and sets, and real Actors.

All of the male characters, from the realtor to the stuffy bank executive getting loose with his new employee, had elaborate tatoos over most of their chests, arms and shoulders.

Am I the last person to know that bank presidents are into full-body tattoos? Are the entwined snakes and dragons the symbol of a secret financial cult? Because if there is a secret cult of stuffy bankers who strip and show off their tattoos, it's worth a week's worth of fantasies; only an evening or two if it isn't true.

ROFLOL - Oh god ...LOL. lol.
 
CharleyH said:
Why don't you tell me the complexities of getting a hard on, then? (We are talking sex here, no)
The brain is a truly amazing sex organ. I could explain the complexities of an erection but never experiencing one would take away its meaning I'm sure.
It's very easy to assume that a man needs only slight visual stimulation and poof...hard on occurs. While this may be true to a certain extent, this is not always the optimum scenario. For some men a well developed fantasy not only enhances the sexual experience but adds a certain je nes cest quois to the experience as a whole.
I'm sure I'm not being very articulate and my brain is too addled at the moment to think or type any more clearly. Forgive me Charley.
 
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