Favorite Movie Lines

[saw_man1]

You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to?
You talkin' to me?
Well, I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?

Robert DeNiro in Taxi Driver

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Deadly Utensils

Slam Guard: You'll kill us... with a soup cup?
Riddick: Tea, actually.
Slam Guard: What's that?
Riddick: I'll kill you with my teacup.

Kyra: Death by tea cup
[pulls cup out of dead guards chest]
Kyra: Damn. Why didn't I think of that?

Sam: You just got ambushed by a coffee cup!

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!
Sheriff's Cousin: "Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Sheriff: "Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more. Now SEW, and keep the stitches small!"

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Five Easy Pieces


Jack Nicholson (Bobby Dupea): I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.

Lorna Thayer (Waitress): A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

Jack Nicholson (Bobby): Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

Lorna Thayer (Waitress): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

Jack Nicholson (Bobby): I want you to hold it between your knees




sweeeeeeeeeet

 

[Shankara20]

The Great Race.

Professor Fate

Push the button, Max!

 

[A Desert Rose]

A Fish Called Wanda

OTTO: You really like animals, don't you, Ken? What's the attraction?

KEN: Because you can ttt... ttt... trust them and they don't sh
... sh... sh...

OTTO: Shit on you?

KEN: ...Show off all the time.

OTTO: You know what Nietzsche said about them? He said they
were God's second blunder. Bye, sis!

<Otto walks to the door. Wanda leaves George and goes to show Otto out.>

KEN. Wwwell, you tttell him from me that I cccc...

OTTO: Bye George. (to Wanda) If you talk to Mum tell her I said hi.

WANDA: OK.

OTTO (whispers): Don't let him touch you.

WANDA (whispers): One more day we're together.

<Otto leaves. Wanda goes to Ken.>

WANDA: I'm sorry about my brother, Ken, I know he's
insensitive. He's had a hard life, Dad used to beat him up.

<Ken nods. Pause.>

KEN: Good.

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I sooooo love this movie!!!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

I sooooo love this movie!!!

Oh Miss Rose superb me to .......thank you for reminding us I love that scene its a cracker !!!

 

[A Desert Rose]

Oh Miss Rose superb me to .......thank you for reminding us I love that scene its a cracker !!!

The whole movie is a knee slapper for me LMSAO. Glad it made you smile too.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The whole movie is a knee slapper for me LMSAO. Glad it made you smile too.

I'll bring it on DVD we can watch it on a portable in front of the campfire as we toast those smores thingys when we do the road trip to Graceland.........

Margarita anyone ?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'll bring it on DVD we can watch it on a portable in front of the campfire as we toast those smores thingys when we do the road trip to Graceland.........

Margarita anyone ?

Hey, I'm up for all that!!!

 

[saw_man1]

Hey, I'm up for all that!!!

I'll bring the straws.

 

[saw_man1]

Klondike Annie

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West

 

[A Desert Rose]

Independence Day

The stupidest, corniest, goofiest, most ridiculous lines ever written... (I actually walked out of this movie)

PRESIDENT
Good morning. In less than one
hour planes from here and all
around the world will launch the
largest aerial battle in the
history of mankind...
Mankind. The word has new meaning
for all of us now. We are
reminded not of our petty
differences but of our common
interests.

Constance, David and Moishe join the group, listening. Even
David is moved.

PRESIDENT (cont'd)
Perhaps it's fate that today, July
the Fourth, we will once again
fight for our freedom. Not from
tyranny, persecution or
oppression. But from
annihilation. We're fighting for
our right to live, to exit. From
this day on, the fourth day of
July will no longer be remembered
as an American holiday but as the
day that all of mankind declared
we will not go quietly into the
night. We will not vanish without
a fight. We will live on. We
will survive.

The crowd erupts into applause and cheers.

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Do you hear Donna Summer singing in the background... Or whoever did that goofy disco tune?

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'll bring the straws.

And swizzle sticks, please. I want the fancy ones, k?

 

[littlegirlslut]

Holly Golightly: But I am mad about Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me.

Breakfast at Tiffany's

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

And swizzle sticks, please. I want the fancy ones, k?

ohhh and I would like those little plastic mermaids and giraffe on mine ......

( hijacking your own thread Miss Rose where the Heeeeeeeeeell is the lovely Miss KC when we need her )

 

[littlegirlslut]

I that movie ADR.

 

[saw_man1]

And swizzle sticks, please. I want the fancy ones, k?

I'll spring for the fancy ones but only because it's you two.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I'll spring for the fancy ones but only because it's you two.

Okay, I'm holding you to it!!! I got your words in writin' here, Tex.

 

[A Desert Rose]

I that movie ADR.

You loved Independence Day? Seriously? LOL

Okay.. so did my kids and I'm guessing you're close to their ages. I left them sitting there when I walked out. They loved it.

So... good on ya! We can't all like the same stuff, or this would be one boring place, doll.

 

[exhi2]

I have two....

Yeah I know Charles, I been knowin Charles since he was knee high to a duck.---Poolhall Junkies

We have a pool. And a pond. The pond is good for you.---Caddyshack

 

[littlegirlslut]

You loved Independence Day? Seriously? LOL

Okay.. so did my kids and I'm guessing you're close to their ages. I left them sitting there when I walked out. They loved it.

So... good on ya! We can't all like the same stuff, or this would be one boring place, doll.

NO no. I liked Wanda! Wait was i responding to the wrong post?

 

[A Desert Rose]

The Crucible

John Proctor: Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that hang! How may I live without my name? I have given you my soul; leave me my name!

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I've used this in my sig line before. In my opinion, it's the essence of the entire play.

 

[A Desert Rose]

NO no. I liked Wanda! Wait was i responding to the wrong post?

Even better on ya, doll!!! Wanda is a classic! I can laugh at every single line in that movie as I do in The Princess Bride.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Yeah I know Charles, I been knowin Charles since he was knee high to a duck.---Poolhall Junkies

We have a pool. And a pond. The pond is good for you.---Caddyshack

OOOOOH yessss Caddyshack!!!! Another classic.
Great of you to post that.

 

[Kajira Callista]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_nbPIUbSdw