Favorite Movie Lines

[Shankara20]

Kill Bill 2


Bill
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. At this moment, this is me at my most masochistic."

 

[Shankara20]

The Razor's Edge


Mackenzie to Larry - You've never read The Upanishads? You don't know so much . . . you really don't know anything do you?



my all time #1 movie

 

[hoodooman]

Second Hand Lions

I love many of the posts on this subject so far..and there are so damned many that haven't been covered yet..

But this one actually made me a wiser person....it's from a scene in which Robert Duval explains a bit of life to young men...sorry it's not verbatim...

"sometimes you have to believe in things, even if they're not true"

 

[Ebonyfire]

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (With Gene Wilder)

 

[SierraMoon]

From Harlem Nights.....

Vera (Della Reese): I have got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine.

 

[A Desert Rose]

From Harlem Nights.....

Vera (Della Reese): I have got a girl whose pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air, it would turn into sunshine.

OMG Sierra.... LMSAO... this is terrific!!! Guess I'd better go rent this one.

 

[SierraMoon]

OMG Sierra.... LMSAO... this is terrific!!! Guess I'd better go rent this one.

It's definitely a must see!! It's His favorite movie, so I bought it for him.

 

[SierraMoon]

Another Harlem Nights:

Quick (Eddie Murphy): C'mon now, Vera, put that razor away!
[pulls gun]
Quick: I'm warnin' ya, put that razor away, or I'm gonna shoot your pinky toe off!
Vera (Della Reese): Ohhhhhh! Now your gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.
Quick: Bitch, I'm not playin'. You gonna be the nine-toe havingest, limpin'est bitch in Harlem, you don't put that razor away!

 

[Ebonyfire]

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka - 1988

Flyguy:

My bitch better have my money/Through rain, sleet, or snow/My whore better have my money/Not half, not some, but all my cash/'Cause if she don't,/I'm gonna put my foot in her ass.


Eb

 

[femsub]

River's Edge

1986 - River's Edge

Keanu Reeves - to his step-father/mother's boyfriend:

The only reason you stay here is so you can fuck my mother and eat her food.


Femsub

 

[BiBunny]

Smarty Pants!

Nope, not me. Neverrrrrrr. *Bats eyelashes*

One of my favorite movie lines is from The Princess Bride, when Inego Montoya says, "I've dedicated my entire life to the study of fencing." The line itself isn't that funny, but there's a story behind it. The Princess Bride has been one of my most favorite movies for years, and a couple of years ago when I found out my girlfriend hadn't seen it, I had to rent it and watch it with her. We were both kind of sleepy and not paying a whole lot of attention when this line was said. L.'s head popped up, she looked at me with this expression of utter disbelief on her face, and said, "Did he just say, 'I've dedicated my entire life to the study of fisting'?" I cracked up. Ever since then, it's been a running joke between us.

 

[Shankara20]

Two from Personal Services - required viewing for everyone here

#1
I want you to kneel - as a good boy
But not to touch my lovely legs
They're lovely?

Yes

Very smooth - just here ---- above the stocking

yes

very smooth
look - look closer --- but not to touch

Now I’m going to give you something very special, very special indeed



#2
Excuse me ladies, Worton, ex-wing commandeer, retired.
I have a dilapidated piece of mahogany veneer in dire need of renovation. Can you help?

What! Yes! Come on, we’ll polish it up for you, have it as good as new in no time

“Wing Commander?” don’t believe a word of it

207 missions over occupied territory, madam, in bra and panty

shut up

yes, madam

filthy mind

yes, madam

quite a shine on that

yes, yes indeed!

 

[the captians wench]

Ever After:

Prince Henry: how do you do it?

Danielle: Do what?

Prince Henry: Live every day with so much passion. Don't you find it exhausting?

Danielle: Only when I'm with you.

 

[the captians wench]

Shakespear In Love

Viola to Will: Write me well.



Always loved that line.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Shakespear In Love

Viola to Will: Write me well.



Always loved that line.

There's a lot of very funny lines in that movie, as well. I like it a lot.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Sense and Sensibility



Elinor Dashwood(Emma Thompson) Margaret has always wanted to travel.

Edward Farris (Hugh Grant) I know. She's heading to China shortly. I'm to go as her servant. But only on the understanding that I am to be very badly treated

 

[kiten69]

Ever After:

Prince Henry: how do you do it?

Danielle: Do what?

Prince Henry: Live every day with so much passion. Don't you find it exhausting?

Danielle: Only when I'm with you.

Awwww...one of my favorite movies wench!!!!

 

[Ebonyfire]

From Blazing Saddles...

Bart: Are we awake?

Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?

Bart: Yes, we are.

Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

Eb

 

[CheekyLady]

Fun thread!

Hey, I'm new but couldn't resist that one!

From Dogma:

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.

Rufus: You *** more than anyone on the planet.

Jay: Aw f***, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[a shocked Silent Bob stares at Jay]

Jay: Dude, not all the time.


And though I'm not sure if The A-team counts since it is a Tv series, but still:

"I love it when a plan comes together!"


ChL

 

[lne_iii]

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker!" - Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"
"There's a million fine-lookin' women in the world, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work, most of 'em just cheat on ya." - Clerks, so good it gets two.

"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having." - V for Vendetta

"After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia's biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists." - Lord of War

 

[saw_man1]

Raiders of the Lost Ark

Sallah to Indiana: Asps... very dangerous. You go first.

 

[saw_man1]

The Karate Kid

Miyagi to Daniel: Wax on……Wax off.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence


Group Capt. Hicksley (Jack Thompson): You know you don't have to obey this man, Lawrence.

Colonel Lawrence (Tom Conti) : Well, I'm the liaison officer, so I'm liaising.

Love the Ryuichi Sakamoto sound track from this movie also very powerful

 

[kiten69]

Tombstone

Doc ~ "I'm your Huckleberry"

damn now i gotta go watch it...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Libertine

So good it deserves several.

Rochester: Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don't. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag - and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down - I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. 'Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.

Rochester: And yet you do not draw the moral of the incident.
Billy Downs: Which is?
Rochester: That any experiment of interest in life will be carried out at your own expense. Mark it well.

Rochester: Mrs. Barry, you must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two categories: The stupid and the envious. The stupid will like you in five years, the envious, never.

Rochester: I am come to train you... in your acting.
Elizabeth Barry: So you said when we first met but your reputation being what it is, I thought you meant something different.
Rochester: I have, I hope, many reputations.

King Charles II: I handed you a chance to show your shining talent and what do you give me in return? A pornographic representation of a royal court where the men only deal in buggery and the women's sole object of interest is the dildo!
Rochester: A monument to your reign!

Jane: Give you your first London spurt of the summer.
Rochester: I brought the wife with me.
Jane: Bit of a waste shooting good jism up the lawful.
Rochester: Did you miss me?
Jane: I missed the money.
Rochester: Good. I don't like a whore with sentiment.