Favorite Movie Quotes

Scrape any lower and you can have shoes for earrings.
In a world where carpenters get resurrected, anything is possible.
This is True love – you think this happens every day?
 
They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"
"Dumb fucking luck."
 
Scrape any lower and you can have shoes for earrings.
In a world where carpenters get resurrected, anything is possible.
This is True love – you think this happens every day?
I'm two for three here. Don't know the first, the second is The Lion in Winter, and the third The Princess Bride.
 
"Cute."
"What is it?"
"Twenty-third chapter of Saint John's Revelations."
"And?"
"There is no twenty-third chapter."
"Well, maybe this is the Teacher's Edition."
 
Can anyone guess these?

"Say, wasn't your hump on the other side last night?"

"What hump?"

And:

"If you want to commit the perfect crime, you need to do 50 things right. If you're a genius you'll think of 25. And you ain't no genius."
 
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