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EarthquakeMan said:
http://www.nopapers.nl/km/film/rec/0/bogart.gif


Merry Christmas to all the dicks and dames. Hope there's still some black market lube left in Lit City. I've been tied up in Muncie on a big case. Some grifter dug up Abe Vigoda and is parading him around as the Ghost of Christmas Past. When I catch the scoundrel that did the dirty deed he will be brought to justice - twenty to life on the odd numbers thread. No mercy.
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Is Abe Vigoda dead? Lol...he looked dead when he was alive...
 
islander01 said:
Welcome back to the city Quake.


and for your information Mr Gibson I drive a 37 "Doozie" I bought with hard earned cash. And Cookie....She's trouble with a capital T.

;)
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Awwww Sterling...I luvs ya...and you love trouble...;)
 
EarthquakeMan said:
http://www.nopapers.nl/km/film/rec/0/bogart.gif


Merry Christmas to all the dicks and dames. Hope there's still some black market lube left in Lit City. I've been tied up in Muncie on a big case. Some grifter dug up Abe Vigoda and is parading him around as the Ghost of Christmas Past. When I catch the scoundrel that did the dirty deed he will be brought to justice - twenty to life on the odd numbers thread. No mercy.
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GASSSSSSSSSSPPP!!!! Go get him Quake!!! Give him the even numbers one too!!!:)
 
MR. Gibson said:
yes, cool like bogart sweetheart. As for me I got on this board late but it suits me fine like my new black pinstriped double breasted suit, black fedora hat, spectator shoes and the heater that fits snugly in my gunbelt. I am always beware of a dragon lady named velma though. she could be trouble for a dick like me. especially in these film noir type movies!

MR. gibson' sexy tales!
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Velma does film noir?

http://www.angelfire.com/wy/askmenow/velma.jpg


Oh you meant this Velma???

http://personal.nbnet.nb.ca/pea/hujtfp/other/jtmh1.jpg



BTW I have a Sterling...but Robert Ryan or Glenn Ford would really turn me on....:devil:
 
Re: just film noir fun for cookiejar especially

MR. Gibson said:
Sterling sat at the bar with a cigarette dangling from his lips and a half empty whiskey bottle in his hand.
He was unshaven wearing a double breasted black suit with a brown trenchcoat over it with a black fedora on his head.
Sterling had just escaped jail and shot it out with the police.
He even killed two crooked cops who lied to the D.A. and set him up for murder in
the first place. He was now on the lame. sterling was glad he killed these two crooked cops who lied and set him up for murder.He had evened the score on those two!Sterling knew who the real killer was but he was no stool pigeon as he watched the casablance fan slowly spin over head as he waited for five o' clock to roll around.
Five o' clock was when his girlfriend cookiejar was coming to meet him. Cookiejar was sterlings kinda dame. What a doll she was! Cookie was sure one hot number!sterling could not wait till his cookiejar arrived. Once his cookiejar arrived then they would hop into sterlings newly stolen 1949 ford mercury and blow this rat town forever and start a whole new life together.
Sterling then looked up with a big smile on his face it was cookiejar coming through the rain slicked streets towards the bar and to him wearing her blue trenchcoat and hat. She was looking just as beautiful as he remembered her. Eight long years in jail could not wipe away that golden memory! sterling could not wait till they started their new life together.....
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Weow for blinkin sake !!

As soon as I turns me loaf... der's anuvva double after me Lemon.

Well, e's brown bread... I'll scrag im alligator when e's jack.

As for that toe rag.. I'll aff-ter get 'err one of these..

http://209.61.230.39/images/Products/Chastity/13-117.jpg






Translation:

Well, Oh dear

As soon as I turn my head (loaf of bread).. there's another joker (double yoker) after my woman (bird = lemon curd).

Well he's dead. I'll attack him later when he's alone (jack jones).

As for that slag. I'll have to her one of these.
 
Robert mitchum played philip marlow in "farwell my lovely" and they had a lady named velma in it. I tell you I want to be a hard boiled dick too and I wan't that sexy velma cookiejar that you have a photo of. And I want her...morning noon and night!! we can hop into my 1947 hudson hornet car and take off together! :)
 
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Slick said:
Weow for blinkin sake !!

As soon as I turns me loaf... der's anuvva double after me Lemon.

Well, e's brown bread... I'll scrag im alligator when e's jack.

As for that toe rag.. I'll aff-ter get 'err one of these..

http://209.61.230.39/images/Products/Chastity/13-117.jpg






Translation:

Well, Oh dear

As soon as I turn my head (loaf of bread).. there's another joker (double yoker) after my woman (bird = lemon curd).

Well he's dead. I'll attack him later when he's alone (jack jones).

As for that slag. I'll have to her one of these.
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ROFL...thanks for the translation Slick....Merry Christmas...:kiss: on the cheek.
 
MR. Gibson said:
Robert mitchum played philip marlow in "farwell my lovely" and they had a lady named velma in it. I tell you I want to be a hard boiled dick too and I wan't that sexy velma cookiejar that you have a photo of. And I want her...morning noon and night!! we can hop into my 1947 hudson hornet car and take off together! :)
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You can have Velma, but Cookie is taken, if you read the post above yours.
 
I see what you mean. but there is more than one palooka who likes cookiejar here. Cookiejar is more super-doll than Lana turner dressed in white in "postman always rings twice!'
 
sueanninct said:
I got it, too. I didn't like the TV series, but I got the joke.:)
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:confused: Ive never seen you without your bird.

Did you lose a bet or something??
 
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Slick said:
Weow for blinkin sake !!

As soon as I turns me loaf... der's anuvva double after me Lemon.

Well, e's brown bread... I'll scrag im alligator when e's jack.

As for that toe rag.. I'll aff-ter get 'err one of these..

http://209.61.230.39/images/Products/Chastity/13-117.jpg






Translation:

Well, Oh dear

As soon as I turn my head (loaf of bread).. there's another joker (double yoker) after my woman (bird = lemon curd).

Well he's dead. I'll attack him later when he's alone (jack jones).

As for that slag. I'll have to her one of these.
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I'm supposed to wear that thing??? Me in a chastity belt...OMG...LOL:p
 
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cookiejar said:
I'm supposed to wear that thing??? Me in a chastity belt...OMG...LOL:p
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this thread is getting too violent. I cant stand to see a dame get belted:D
 
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islander01 said:
this thread is getting too violent. I cant stand to see a dame get belted:D
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A chastity belt!!! He has to catch me first...:p


Sterling...You are a gentl...well I won't go that far...:p
 
I know you love glen ford cookiejar but isn't he rita hayworths "Gilda" man?' you will have to fight for him girl! while other men here are fighting for you!:D
 
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cookiejar said:
A chastity belt!!! He has to catch me first...:p


Sterling...You are a gentl...well I won't go that far...:p
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I mean I can see shoving a grapefruit in a gals face if she deserved it, but geeesh...
 
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islander01 said:
I mean I can see shoving a grapefruit in a gals face if she deserved it, but geeesh...
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Mannnn, imagine if it was a watermelon.........:p
 
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