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Hi Cookie. I found myself here from your sig line on an AH post. This is great, I love film noir. Can't write it though so I'll just lurk. A great noir, not as well known as some, is The Reckless Moment with a young and amazingly heartbreaking James Mason. It's by the great Max Ophuls. It was remade recently into The Deep End, nothing like the original though.
I'm waddling too, Perdita
I'm waddling too, Perdita
perdita said:Hi Cookie. I found myself here from your sig line on an AH post. This is great, I love film noir. Can't write it though so I'll just lurk. A great noir, not as well known as some, is The Reckless Moment with a young and amazingly heartbreaking James Mason. It's by the great Max Ophuls. It was remade recently into The Deep End, nothing like the original though.
I'm waddling too, Perdita
Hi Perdita...Thank you, we have some really good noir writers here. Lurking is good too.
I will look for that movie...sounds interesting...
BTW...are you one of those "smart broads" on Author who Big Slick is chasing?
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It was bleak after the Turkey was gone...cookiejar said:Thank you Michael & Elizabeth...I hope your Thanksgiving was wonderful...I ate too much, of course...
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I hope you had a great day Cookie!
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I tried to be conservative (for the first time in my life) but Mom and aunts dinner is the BEST!cookiejar said:Hi Studley...I was a pig, how bout you?
u need to check out my thread page 433... I told you I would make a list....
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Fowl play
I decided to return to the scene of the crime. Cookies place was deserted. Must have been some bad turkey over the holliday... Just me and the barkeep and he didnt look to good. He didnt want to serve me , so I poured my own rye whiskey and rain water. I asked him where cookie could be found. He told me that all The chicks had blown the roost for the day. I was only trying to keep abreast of the situation even though Im mostly a leg man.
He asked me how my thanksgiving had been. I told him I still hadnt cooked my bird as I needed some equipment. "turkey baster?" he said. "Turkey baster? I hardly know her". I told him as a walked out into the rain.
I decided to return to the scene of the crime. Cookies place was deserted. Must have been some bad turkey over the holliday... Just me and the barkeep and he didnt look to good. He didnt want to serve me , so I poured my own rye whiskey and rain water. I asked him where cookie could be found. He told me that all The chicks had blown the roost for the day. I was only trying to keep abreast of the situation even though Im mostly a leg man.
He asked me how my thanksgiving had been. I told him I still hadnt cooked my bird as I needed some equipment. "turkey baster?" he said. "Turkey baster? I hardly know her". I told him as a walked out into the rain.
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Your a pretty plucky dame cookie.
Plucky get it? Har I kill me ! lol
Plucky get it? Har I kill me ! lol
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Sorry cookie ( smooths feathers)wonders what cookie uses to keep feathers in place...Could it be umm DUCK TAPE ??!!
( smooths feathers)wonders what cookie uses to keep feathers in place...Could it be umm DUCK TAPE ??!!
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Appearing Sunday on Film Noir Thread
Cumming Attractions
The continuation of Detective Mecklenburg and Feisty....
Will she take on a Partner? Will he take her to jail? Will he just take her???????
Tune in Sunday to find out!
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Cumming Attractions
The continuation of Detective Mecklenburg and Feisty....
Will she take on a Partner? Will he take her to jail? Will he just take her???????
Tune in Sunday to find out!
http://www.zapping.com/img/foto/nota/67.jpg
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Walks in carrying her POPCORN!!
Takes a seat, looks around, Humm things have been slow, munching on her popcorn, spies Cookie! well now isnt this a pleasent suprise! snuggles close, hands her a new dry pillow case, this one is blessed with dreams! happiness! and some sweet soft love! wraps my arms around you! NOW my FAVORITE Addiction put a smile on your face! 
A Goddess BUMP!
Takes a seat, looks around, Humm things have been slow, munching on her popcorn, spies Cookie! well now isnt this a pleasent suprise! snuggles close, hands her a new dry pillow case, this one is blessed with dreams! happiness! and some sweet soft love! wraps my arms around you! NOW my FAVORITE Addiction put a smile on your face!
A Goddess BUMP!
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Re: Re: Appearing Sunday on Film Noir Thread
It's the best I got....whatdya expect dame? Errol Flynn?cookiejar said:Sheesh, Lucy & Ricky are film noir?
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Re: Appearing Sunday on Film Noir Thread
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!!CharlotteNCguy said:
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Don't know Big Slick, Cookie, but now I'll keep the blinds closedcookiejar said:BTW...are you one of those "smart broads" on Author who Big Slick is chasing?
.ta, Perdita
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The rain hissed down on the filthy canvas....
...covering the mound in the center of the alleyway behind 'Bubba's'. The klieg lights flooded the narrow lane with their bright beams, and Lieutenant Head and the two guys from Homicide, Sgt Holmes and Detective Rabinowitz, stood on one side, waiting for the police photographer to arrive. 'Hey, Lieutentant? It's awful quiet around here, not a sign of life' the Sgt remarked. 'Yea, and it's not just fatso over there. There's not a roach or a rat anywhere', his partner chimed in, 'does the owner put down lots of bait?'
Head grimaced, 'No. I spoke to an inspector over at City Hall. He said that they had analysed the stuff Bubba dishes out, and it has absolutely no food value whatsoever; just can't support life as we know it, I guess.' Just then the official photographer, Sammy, forced his way around a stack of thrice-used potato skins, 'OK boys! Where's the body?' Sgt Holmes jerked a thumb at the huge mound, and the Detective whipped away the canvas, unveiling the corpse. 'Wow! That's a big one!' the cameraman said. 'What's up? You never laid eyes on a three foot long black dildo before, kid?' Sammy grinned, 'Well, not since I visited my Aunt Elizabeth's, last weekend'. The Lieutenant's eyebrows rose so far that they began to do a mating dance with his hairline. He bent down for a closer look at the murder weapon. 'Soft Peter' was iced by a pro; this is the super deluxe 'Lifelike' model with simulated veins, mains adaptor and a 3 pint capacity scrotum', the Head of the Vice Squad looked up at the two grinning detectives and frowned. 'It might do you two some good to bone up on your subject, you know'. Head reached under the murdered Fatty Arbuckle body-double, and pulled out half-a-dozen tubes of KY Jelly, most of them crushed and oozing the Astroglide 'knock-off'. He stuffed them into his pocket and wiped his hands on his trousers, 'I suggest that you look for an Asian connection, guys.' 'Why's that, Lieutenant?' said Rabinowitz, quizzically. 'Notice the optional samurai sword grip? And what about that price tag waving in the breeze - it says 800 yen!'
Head pushed his way through the crowd of onlookers who had gathered to see Soft Peter give his best performance for some time. 'Lieutenant? You said that you would help me when my case came up in court. I can be VERY grateful.........' the silky smooth voice was as sweet as hot maple syrup poured onto fresh snow, and came from a broad with the sexiest figure he had ever clapped handcuffs on. Her superb legs seemed to go on forever, until they were so far north they were flirting with the RCMP on the border, and the micro-skirt she wore revealed the edge of her tiny lace panties. Head's cold heart skipped a beat, and he said, 'Sure, Ash, no problem. Just promise me one thing.' 'Anything Lieutenant, anything you want', the stunning blonde breathed. 'Just get your blasted dog off my leg. He's NOT faking it!' They both looked down to where the call girl's French poodle, Poochie, was gazing up at the copper with adoration, as he furiously humped Head's right shin.
As he left Bubba's, the Head of the Vice Squad noted a couple of mongrels fighting over a bone on the other side of the street. They stopped and sped towards him; Head had a irrational fear of dogs, and turned to run. By the time he had reached the corner, there was a pack of strays baying at his heels. It's the damn 'slip', he thought, those Asian guys must be cutting it with an aphrodisiac that works on mutts. He panted as he fled down a side street; suddenly, he glimpsed a high gate set in a wall and flung it open. The gate slammed shut as the pack reached it, and Head leaned back, gasping for breath. Out of the darkness behind him, the policeman heard a sound which froze his blood colder than a 10-day-old corpse. Two sets of low rumbling growls; he turned to face a pair of the biggest, meanest, and most definitely male, Rottweilers he had ever seen, slowly advancing towards him out of the shadows................
...covering the mound in the center of the alleyway behind 'Bubba's'. The klieg lights flooded the narrow lane with their bright beams, and Lieutenant Head and the two guys from Homicide, Sgt Holmes and Detective Rabinowitz, stood on one side, waiting for the police photographer to arrive. 'Hey, Lieutentant? It's awful quiet around here, not a sign of life' the Sgt remarked. 'Yea, and it's not just fatso over there. There's not a roach or a rat anywhere', his partner chimed in, 'does the owner put down lots of bait?'
Head grimaced, 'No. I spoke to an inspector over at City Hall. He said that they had analysed the stuff Bubba dishes out, and it has absolutely no food value whatsoever; just can't support life as we know it, I guess.' Just then the official photographer, Sammy, forced his way around a stack of thrice-used potato skins, 'OK boys! Where's the body?' Sgt Holmes jerked a thumb at the huge mound, and the Detective whipped away the canvas, unveiling the corpse. 'Wow! That's a big one!' the cameraman said. 'What's up? You never laid eyes on a three foot long black dildo before, kid?' Sammy grinned, 'Well, not since I visited my Aunt Elizabeth's, last weekend'. The Lieutenant's eyebrows rose so far that they began to do a mating dance with his hairline. He bent down for a closer look at the murder weapon. 'Soft Peter' was iced by a pro; this is the super deluxe 'Lifelike' model with simulated veins, mains adaptor and a 3 pint capacity scrotum', the Head of the Vice Squad looked up at the two grinning detectives and frowned. 'It might do you two some good to bone up on your subject, you know'. Head reached under the murdered Fatty Arbuckle body-double, and pulled out half-a-dozen tubes of KY Jelly, most of them crushed and oozing the Astroglide 'knock-off'. He stuffed them into his pocket and wiped his hands on his trousers, 'I suggest that you look for an Asian connection, guys.' 'Why's that, Lieutenant?' said Rabinowitz, quizzically. 'Notice the optional samurai sword grip? And what about that price tag waving in the breeze - it says 800 yen!'
Head pushed his way through the crowd of onlookers who had gathered to see Soft Peter give his best performance for some time. 'Lieutenant? You said that you would help me when my case came up in court. I can be VERY grateful.........' the silky smooth voice was as sweet as hot maple syrup poured onto fresh snow, and came from a broad with the sexiest figure he had ever clapped handcuffs on. Her superb legs seemed to go on forever, until they were so far north they were flirting with the RCMP on the border, and the micro-skirt she wore revealed the edge of her tiny lace panties. Head's cold heart skipped a beat, and he said, 'Sure, Ash, no problem. Just promise me one thing.' 'Anything Lieutenant, anything you want', the stunning blonde breathed. 'Just get your blasted dog off my leg. He's NOT faking it!' They both looked down to where the call girl's French poodle, Poochie, was gazing up at the copper with adoration, as he furiously humped Head's right shin.
As he left Bubba's, the Head of the Vice Squad noted a couple of mongrels fighting over a bone on the other side of the street. They stopped and sped towards him; Head had a irrational fear of dogs, and turned to run. By the time he had reached the corner, there was a pack of strays baying at his heels. It's the damn 'slip', he thought, those Asian guys must be cutting it with an aphrodisiac that works on mutts. He panted as he fled down a side street; suddenly, he glimpsed a high gate set in a wall and flung it open. The gate slammed shut as the pack reached it, and Head leaned back, gasping for breath. Out of the darkness behind him, the policeman heard a sound which froze his blood colder than a 10-day-old corpse. Two sets of low rumbling growls; he turned to face a pair of the biggest, meanest, and most definitely male, Rottweilers he had ever seen, slowly advancing towards him out of the shadows................
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::munching popcorn, staring at the screen::
The suspense is killing me..........I hope it will last.
The suspense is killing me..........I hope it will last.
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sueanninct said:::munching popcorn, staring at the screen::
The suspense is killing me..........I hope it will last.
Hopefully, I can spin this out a while longer, if cookie lets me - anyway, it's a break from the two books..................
for Sue( "Albatross! Get yer albatross, here............")
ram1_2 said:Hopefully, I can spin this out a while longer, if cookie lets me - anyway, it's a break from the two books..................
( "Albatross! Get yer albatross, here............")
{{{{{{{{{Ram}}}}}}}}...spin away, my friend
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Ram, hombre,
I'm hooked.
Perdita
I'm hooked.
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ram1_2 said:Hopefully, I can spin this out a while longer, if cookie lets me - anyway, it's a break from the two books..................
( "Albatross! Get yer albatross, here............")
Thank you, Ram!
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