Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[NEOhio1972]

The kinky sexual pleasures that can be had on the left bank of the Seine.

Why is it called "le Moulin Rouge?"

Because taking a date to "Big windmill place" sounds lame, but taking a date to le Moulin Rouge sounds like you're getting laid!!!!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Because taking a date to "Big windmill place" sounds lame, but taking a date to le Moulin Rouge sounds like you're getting laid!!!!

After you answer the previous innocent question, you're supposed to pose your own innocent question so the next person can play.

 

[NEOhio1972]

After you answer the previous innocent question, you're supposed to pose your own innocent question so the next person can play.

Good point. Totally spaced. Sorry. Must have been distracted at the thought of getting laid……

Why would it be rouge and not violette?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Good point. Totally spaced. Sorry. Must have been distracted at the thought of getting laid……

Why would it be rouge and not violette?

Because the girls aren't shy shrinking violets, but red hot mamas inflamed with carnal passions.

Why do my Mexican friends blush when I tell them I collect conches?

 

[VelvetWaves]

Because the girls aren't shy shrinking violets, but red hot mamas inflamed with carnal passions.

Why do my Mexican friends blush when I tell them I collect conches?

Maybe because they know a conch needs oral?

Should I show them how beautiful mine sounds?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Maybe because they know a conch needs oral?

Should I show them how beautiful mine sounds?

Of course! And I would be happy to put my lips to your concha and give it a trill.

How does one double-tongue?

 

[VelvetWaves]

Of course! And I would be happy to put my lips to your concha and give it a trill.

How does one double-tongue?

Naughty boi, menage-a-trois

Will you take Mumma for a ride?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Naughty boi, menage-a-trois

Will you take Mumma for a ride?

But of course, but it's going to be quite bumpy and bouncy; she'll have to keep a tight grip on my pommel.

What's the difference between an English saddle and a Western saddle?

 

[NEOhio1972]

But of course, but it's going to be quite bumpy and bouncy; she'll have to keep a tight grip on my pommel.

What's the difference between an English saddle and a Western saddle?

English saddle you keep your pinky raised.......western saddle your pinky is busy somewhere else......

What's the difference between an English breakfast and a western omlet?

 

[zysmith]

An English b'fast has a nice thick sausage

What is the airspeed of a laden swallow?

 

[XxXLewdLustLibraryXxX]

Ask a Frenchman if you can borrow his tongue.

How do you pin a butterfly?

By shooting a massive sticky load onto it.

 

[NEOhio1972]

By shooting a massive sticky load onto it.

Ummmm mmm.

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