Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[MargotPayge]

The passages of my love tunnel

Shower or bath?

Either one gets me wet.

What is your favorite work by Stravinsky?

 

[Actingup]

Either one gets me wet.

What is your favorite work by Stravinsky?

The Rake's Progress, clearly.

Do you like raked gravel in gardens?

 

[MargotPayge]

The Rake's Progress, clearly.

Do you like raked gravel in gardens?

I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!

How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?

 

[WCSGarland]

I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!

How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?

Shaved pussies are quite popular, but personally I prefer one with a bit of fur.

What are the other popular spots in Egypt?

 

[Naturally_Male]

Shaved pussies are quite popular, but personally I prefer one with a bit of fur.

What are the other popular spots in Egypt?

It's the one between a woman's legs. I go there all the time.

How long can we keep this up?

 

[GeorgeAbernathy]

It's the one between a woman's legs. I go there all the time.

How long can we keep this up?

The package says four hours, but it takes an hour to feel it.

Where'd you buy that hat?

 

[WCSGarland]

I didn't buy this hat. I got it from the hat rack in your entryway. Your wife was glad to trade it for a cream-pie.

Did you know your front door hinges creak?

 

[Actingup]

I didn't buy this hat. I got it from the hat rack in your entryway. Your wife was glad to trade it for a cream-pie.

Did you know your front door hinges creak?

Yes, but I oil yours so that they stay perfectly silent. They've been like that for years now. But could you fix your creaky floorboards?

What are the best handyman skills to have?

 

[MargotPayge]

What are the best handyman skills to have?

The ability to fit tongue in groove

What is your favorite flooring material?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The ability to fit tongue in groove

What is your favorite flooring material?

Hard wood, of course. It's what all the housewives prefer. And the way I lay it floors them.

Do you prefer 3-inch or 4-inch studs?

 

[WCSGarland]

Hard wood, of course. It's what all the housewives prefer. And the way I lay it floors them.

Do you prefer 3-inch or 4-inch studs?

Okay, okay, if you insist I'm only a 3-inch stud. I've heard that it's not the size, it's how you use it.

Do men prefer housewives or working women?

 

[Actingup]

Okay, okay, if you insist I'm only a 3-inch stud. I've heard that it's not the size, it's how you use it.

Do men prefer housewives or working women?

That's a false dichotomy. The usual expectation is "A lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." Except the men would rather not pay for the bedroom bit.

Are women more reasonable than men?

 

[MargotPayge]

Are women more reasonable than men?

Since we are talking about whores, yes women certainly have more reasonable prices than men. You can probably find a $20 whore easier than a $20 gigolo.

What is the best brand of frozen pizza?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Since we are talking about whores, yes women certainly have more reasonable prices than men. You can probably find a $20 whore easier than a $20 gigolo.

What is the best brand of frozen pizza?

Take a look at my sausage and decide for yourself.

How much snow is too much anyway?

 

[WCSGarland]

Take a look at my sausage and decide for yourself.

How much snow is too much anyway?

If she's got snow on the roof or down below, you ain't licking hard enough yet.

When is the best time for doing the dishes?

 

[Actingup]

If she's got snow on the roof or down below, you ain't licking hard enough yet.

When is the best time for doing the dishes?

You should be prepared to do them at any time, but it's about technique more than time. Ensure dishes are warm, wet and slippery. Rub gently in a circular motion, paying special attention to any delicate areas. Handle gently, but be firm as required or on request. Take your time and you will be well rewarded.

What's the dirtiest thing you've ever seen in a kitchen?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

You should be prepared to do them at any time, but it's about technique more than time. Ensure dishes are warm, wet and slippery. Rub gently in a circular motion, paying special attention to any delicate areas. Handle gently, but be firm as required or on request. Take your time and you will be well rewarded.

What's the dirtiest thing you've ever seen in a kitchen?

Kitchens are filthy! Have you never noticed the big black handles on those serving spoons? Or the ridiculously large cucumbers in the fridge? Not to mention big curved bananas sitting right out in the open on the kitchen counter!! I mean, where the hell are yu supposed to put a rolling pin??!!
And all kinds electrical so-called "appliances" not to mention a bunch of sauces and concoctions to "spice things up" ... in the kitchen of all places! Did you know, some people actually setup a table so they can EAT in the kitchen??
Shameful!

What's the cleanest room in the house?

 

[WCSGarland]

Kitchens are filthy! Have you never noticed the big black handles on those serving spoons? Or the ridiculously large cucumbers in the fridge? Not to mention big curved bananas sitting right out in the open on the kitchen counter!! I mean, where the hell are yu supposed to put a rolling pin??!!
And all kinds electrical so-called "appliances" not to mention a bunch of sauces and concoctions to "spice things up" ... in the kitchen of all places! Did you know, some people actually setup a table so they can EAT in the kitchen??
Shameful!

What's the cleanest room in the house?

Without a doubt, the cleanest room in the house is the office, because we can't have sex at work.

How many vehicles will fit in your garage?