MargotPayge
Dreamer of Dreams
- Joined
- May 10, 2023
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I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!The Rake's Progress, clearly.
Do you like raked gravel in gardens?
How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?
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I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!The Rake's Progress, clearly.
Do you like raked gravel in gardens?
Shaved pussies are quite popular, but personally I prefer one with a bit of fur.I shave my fragrant "Garden," never rake it!
How did they breed Sphinx cats to be hairless?
It's the one between a woman's legs. I go there all the time.Shaved pussies are quite popular, but personally I prefer one with a bit of fur.
What are the other popular spots in Egypt?
The package says four hours, but it takes an hour to feel it.It's the one between a woman's legs. I go there all the time.
How long can we keep this up?
Yes, but I oil yours so that they stay perfectly silent. They've been like that for years now. But could you fix your creaky floorboards?I didn't buy this hat. I got it from the hat rack in your entryway. Your wife was glad to trade it for a cream-pie.
Did you know your front door hinges creak?
The ability to fit tongue in grooveWhat are the best handyman skills to have?
Hard wood, of course. It's what all the housewives prefer. And the way I lay it floors them.The ability to fit tongue in groove
What is your favorite flooring material?
Okay, okay, if you insist I'm only a 3-inch stud. I've heard that it's not the size, it's how you use it.Hard wood, of course. It's what all the housewives prefer. And the way I lay it floors them.
Do you prefer 3-inch or 4-inch studs?
That's a false dichotomy. The usual expectation is "A lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom." Except the men would rather not pay for the bedroom bit.Okay, okay, if you insist I'm only a 3-inch stud. I've heard that it's not the size, it's how you use it.
Do men prefer housewives or working women?
Since we are talking about whores, yes women certainly have more reasonable prices than men. You can probably find a $20 whore easier than a $20 gigolo.Are women more reasonable than men?
Take a look at my sausage and decide for yourself.Since we are talking about whores, yes women certainly have more reasonable prices than men. You can probably find a $20 whore easier than a $20 gigolo.
What is the best brand of frozen pizza?
If she's got snow on the roof or down below, you ain't licking hard enough yet.Take a look at my sausage and decide for yourself.
How much snow is too much anyway?
You should be prepared to do them at any time, but it's about technique more than time. Ensure dishes are warm, wet and slippery. Rub gently in a circular motion, paying special attention to any delicate areas. Handle gently, but be firm as required or on request. Take your time and you will be well rewarded.If she's got snow on the roof or down below, you ain't licking hard enough yet.
When is the best time for doing the dishes?
Kitchens are filthy! Have you never noticed the big black handles on those serving spoons? Or the ridiculously large cucumbers in the fridge? Not to mention big curved bananas sitting right out in the open on the kitchen counter!!You should be prepared to do them at any time, but it's about technique more than time. Ensure dishes are warm, wet and slippery. Rub gently in a circular motion, paying special attention to any delicate areas. Handle gently, but be firm as required or on request. Take your time and you will be well rewarded.
What's the dirtiest thing you've ever seen in a kitchen?
Without a doubt, the cleanest room in the house is the office, because we can't have sex at work.Kitchens are filthy! Have you never noticed the big black handles on those serving spoons? Or the ridiculously large cucumbers in the fridge? Not to mention big curved bananas sitting right out in the open on the kitchen counter!!I mean, where the hell are yu supposed to put a rolling pin??!!
And all kinds electrical so-called "appliances" not to mention a bunch of sauces and concoctions to "spice things up" ... in the kitchen of all places! Did you know, some people actually setup a table so they can EAT in the kitchen??
Shameful!
What's the cleanest room in the house?
Significantly more than I can squeezeWithout a doubt, the cleanest room in the house is the office, because we can't have sex at work.
How many vehicles will fit in your garage?
Downward dog.Significantly more than I can squeeze
into my back passageway, for sure. Although, I should add that we can generally fit everything in with careful manoeuvring.
What's your favourite breed of dog?
The waresock is an abomination with a disgusting foot fetish.The offspring: undersocks, depraved creatures devoid of any shred or notion of restraint. Puveyers of the worst kind of filth and depravity. Don't even get me started.
Where can I get the best bagels?
Downward dog.
Is yoga better than jogging?
Watching men pound each other in a field is not my cuppa.It depends on where you are jogging to, and who is going down during downward dog.
Did you watch the Super Bowl?
I prefer my dip freshly showeredWatching men pound each other in a field is not my cuppa.
Are corn chips better with salsa or cheese dip?
Dick cheese or pussy yeast.I prefer my dip freshly showered
Which cheese is the best cheese?
Dick cheese or pussy yeast.
What type or brand of phone do you like best?
Cum and pussy juice on cakes and toast. Maybe with a fat sissy / trans ass sitting on them.Whichever has the strongest vibration feature.
What’s your favorite breakfast?