Florida Man

[PlanetaryNebula]

I choose to believe

https://i3.lensdump.com/i/kXIT37.jpeg

yes, Florida Man is indeed brandishing a dildo at an alligator.

What the actual fuck? this is the best thing I’ve seen all day

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What the actual fuck? this is the best thing I’ve seen all day

lol. alas, I never found a back story. Not sure if he is trying to threaten or entice the alligator.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dude I was pretty tequila drunk the other night and this big raccoon was in my oak tree. I climbed about half way up but was either to scared or too drunk to really fuck with him on a Florida Man level.

You pussy
Poof

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

lol. alas, I never found a back story. Not sure if he is trying to threaten or entice the alligator.

I would say entice… that’s the vibe I get. Har!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

You pussy
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Pussy? You should see me drunk skateboard with neighbor kids.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You pussy
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aww, so cute. me too.

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what is it with raccoons and out hair?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Pussy? You should see me drunk skateboard with neighbor kids.

well, props for still being able to drunk skateboard. I know I'd have to be drunk to try.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

aww, so cute. me too.

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what is it with raccoons and out hair?

I always thought Raccoons were mean as fuck and would claw your eyes out?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

aww, so cute. me too.

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what is it with raccoons and out hair?

Omg!!!!! I knew I loved you!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pussy? You should see me drunk skateboard with neighbor kids.

You got me there. I don’t do well with wheels under my feets

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You got me there. I don’t do well with wheels under my feets

honestly, often skaters don't either. In my moms house, because of my brothers, skateboarding was also known as "abusing mom's health insurance" Props to my oldest baby bro who made it though Christmas Eve and Christmas Day before saying he should probably go to a hospital on the 26th after he broke his collar bone Christmas eve morning.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I always thought Raccoons were mean as fuck and would claw your eyes out?

They’re a mixed bag. I had a family of coons that would come by and visit every night When I lived in AL. I’d feed them peanuts. The female was very friendly and would come in the BOQ quarters I was staying in at the time. The male was HUGE. He wasn’t friendly at all. He’d probably claw my face off for another nut!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida man says he was ‘blindsided’ by shark attack​

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/f...b_lM1Kkha9gClPF71jtJdZq5lZJzQ&mibextid=Zxz2cZ

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Does florida man still get credit if he misbehaves in other states?

Florida man charged with DWI after being clocked at 171 mph on motorcycle in NH I am kind of impressed drunk Florida Man was able to handle a motorcycle at 170 mph.

 

[Dribble]

Florida man loses arm to alligator cause he had to pee and the lines in the bar were too long

https://www.today.com/news/alligator-attack-florida-rcna85879

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Does florida man still get credit if he misbehaves in other states?

Florida man charged with DWI after being clocked at 171 mph on motorcycle in NH I am kind of impressed drunk Florida Man was able to handle a motorcycle at 170 mph.

Totally gets the credit. He’s out in the world doing Florida Man stuff

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Totally gets the credit. He’s out in the world doing Florida Man stuff

he should actually get extra credit, for spreading the chaos, right?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

he should actually get extra credit, for spreading the chaos, right?

Absolutely . I’d like to see them reach international fame

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Absolutely . I’d like to see them reach international fame

is it wrong that I kind of want to ride with drunk florida man who can drive a motorcycle at 170 without becoming a ball of flame?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida man loses arm to alligator cause he had to pee and the lines in the bar were too long

https://www.today.com/news/alligator-attack-florida-rcna85879

Thanks but actually already covered that one.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

is it wrong that I kind of want to ride with drunk florida man who can drive a motorcycle at 170 without becoming a ball of flame?

I got the drunk part down.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I got the drunk part down.

Don't we all. It is part of our Floridian culture after all.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Don't we all. It is part of our Floridian culture after all.

Do you find yourself drinking more once rainy season roles around? Seems like it is starting early this year. Either way. Been awhile since I went a day without getting lost in the sauce.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Do you find yourself drinking more once rainy season roles around? Seems like it is starting early this year. Either way. Been awhile since I went a day without getting lost in the sauce.

Hurricane prep. Got to build up that tolerance for the hurricane parties.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hurricane prep. Got to build up that tolerance for the hurricane parties.

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