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Mosquitos are really awful right now with all the rain. Also was almost Florida Man story this week. Came close to getting crushed by tree branch in car.
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Justadesperatewifeandmom
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damn, raining hard.
florida fuckery has actually been at a high in my area this week, just not crazy enough to be national news.
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Yeah and was just driving back from Publix for wine run. There is that news story up your way about lady shooting other neighbor, right?
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yeah, that is north florida fuckery for sure. Ocala is their own special breed of horse farms, Methany, and senility though. It is the senility chaser that makes them special.
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Oh hell yeah been awhile since I was up that way. Whats that exit that has Waffle Houses on each side of 75? Its good times.
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haha. I think that is the paddock mall exit and I think one is closed. I actually use 301 for going to ocala though. I avoid 75 as much as possible. I want to live.
you know what they say up here. 10 is more my speed lol. 75 stresses me out
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Pretty accurate I4 is a war zone. Not only the driving but a lot of random shootings maybe road ragers and that kinda dumb shit.
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I dont know dude. An 8 hour drive and better food?
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Google Florida Man and your birthdate. You won’t be disappointed
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Sounds crazy. I dont need anymore od that.
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and florida woman. don't forget florida woman. she is usually funnier.
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my florida man:
Florida man arrested, caught on video using samurai sword to fight over wheelbarrow
my florida woman. the top 2 were winners, too hard to pick
Florida woman bites 600-pound camel's testicles after it sat on her
Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend in Eye for Denying Her Threesome Request
ok, samurai sword wheelbarrow fight is good, but pissed woman fighting for her threesome and camel testicles is funnier.
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Holy shit! Those are incredible! I have to go find my Florida woman story!
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this is my first when I searched yours
Florida woman held up postal truck with a plastic gun and fled on a tricycle, police say
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Florida woman’s car caught fire with her children inside while she allegedly shoplifted in a mall
https://www.cnn.com/2023/06/03/us/florida-woman-car-fire-children-shoplifting-mall/index.html
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Florida stripper accused of threatening mass shooting
Justa and I have talked about this before. I got some dances from this girl weeks before this happened. We talked a lot about Frankenstein because she had huge tattoos of characters on her thick thighs.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2019/01/07/florida-stripper-accused-of-threatening-mass-shooting/
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Florida Man Drinking ‘Florida Man’ Beer Arrested for Drunken Disorderly Conduct, Police Say
Pretty good beer but 8.5% ABV will get some Florida Man in troubles.
https://tequilaraiders.com/article/...ed-for-drunken-disorderly-conduct-police-say/
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See what you drove her to by cutting her blow?
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Here’s mine!
Florida man charged with battery for giving girlfriend ‘Wet Willy’
Wet Willy
Who knew a wet willy could get you charged with battery!
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I have long wondered...why? What is it that fosters such insanity in Florida? It seems very uniquely Floridian.
It could be the rat lung infection prevalent in Florida. In humans...the worm eats the brain...but doesn't cause instant death. It starts in rats...goes to dogs and cats...and ends up in the owners brains. I was just reading an article about it. The infection rate is surprisingly high for a parasite of this type. Maybe Floridians should get tested? It 8s curable...but the damage is also permanent
It could be the rat lung infection prevalent in Florida. In humans...the worm eats the brain...but doesn't cause instant death. It starts in rats...goes to dogs and cats...and ends up in the owners brains. I was just reading an article about it. The infection rate is surprisingly high for a parasite of this type. Maybe Floridians should get tested? It 8s curable...but the damage is also permanent
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