Florida Man

[Dribble]

Thanks but actually already covered that one.

Yet you type well for only having one arm

 

[Cymru9696]

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

is it wrong that I kind of want to ride with drunk florida man who can drive a motorcycle at 170 without becoming a ball of flame?

Omg Justa. What a thrill that would be!
We used to get on guys bikes after the club and go for rides… total randos. I remember looking over one guys shoulder and we were doing 135mph .
Another one did a wheely for like 75 feet maybe? Young dumb and filled with cum

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Omg Justa. What a thrill that would be!
We used to get on guys bikes after the club and go for rides… total randos. I remember looking over one guys shoulder and we were doing 135mph .
Another one did a wheely for like 75 feet maybe? Young dumb and filled with cum

You could not pay me to get on a motorcycle in Florida.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Omg Justa. What a thrill that would be!
We used to get on guys bikes after the club and go for rides… total randos. I remember looking over one guys shoulder and we were doing 135mph .
Another one did a wheely for like 75 feet maybe? Young dumb and filled with cum

hahaha. I have so been there. well I only recall 120, and a very Kelly Bundy style dress

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

hahaha. I have so been there. well I only recall 120, and a very Kelly Bundy style dress

I was also in a dress!!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was also in a dress!!!

Well I guess it isn't just a Florida thing. Youth is universally crazy YOLO

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Accurate

 

[Dribble]

Florida man will never be topped...but you got to admit shooting your roommate in their ass because they ate the last Hotpocket...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/us/kentucky-man-shoots-roommate-hot-pocket/index.html

Florida man needs to step up to the plate

 

[MedicalMuse]

Florida man will never be topped...but you got to admit shooting your roommate in their ass because they ate the last Hotpocket...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/us/kentucky-man-shoots-roommate-hot-pocket/index.html

Florida man needs to step up to the plate

I approve. I’m sure someone in Florida can one up that.

 

[99Freedom]

hahaha. I have so been there. well I only recall 120, and a very Kelly Bundy style dress

Been there! Only I was in front and not wearing a dress.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I approve. I’m sure someone in Florida can one up that.

I think so, he wasn't in a cat costume while trying to kill his roommate (yes fresh off the news cycle) Kentucky's move.

 

[MedicalMuse]

there it is

 

[Dribble]

I think so, he wasn't in a cat costume while trying to kill his roommate (yes fresh off the news cycle) Kentucky's move.

Well I already said they can't ever be topped...but hot-pockets damnit all

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well I already said they can't ever be topped...but hot-pockets damnit all

well 2 roommates fighting in Gainesville, could very well be hot pockets, or beer, or chicken. Ok, I guess there is a chance it was over a girl or drugs but probably not. I'm going with chicken.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

View this content on Instagram

View this content on Instagram

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida man robs store while wearing box, steals $15K worth of phones & cash​

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/w...-wearing-box-steals-15k-worth-of-phones-cash/

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Florida Man arrested after breaking into theme park, hopping into alligator enclosure for selfie

Florida man steals giant Captain Morgan statue

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

FL Woman Drives Up Tow Truck Ramp, Rockets 120 feet

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Florida Man arrested after breaking into theme park, hopping into alligator enclosure for selfie

Florida man steals giant Captain Morgan statue

Theme park guy is actually from Louisiana even though took place here. Still counts maybe.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Theme park guy is actually from Louisiana even though took place here. Still counts maybe.

damn. well I say we infected him with florida germs. but louisiana folks really are about as crazy normally.

 

[willlph]

I thought this was a post about the netflix series Florida man. Which is pleasantly entertaining LOL

 

[Dribble]

damn. well I say we infected him with florida germs. but louisiana folks really are about as crazy normally.

Could it be mosquito transmitted?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

damn. well I say we infected him with florida germs. but louisiana folks really are about as crazy normally.

Yeah probably some bath salts in blackened grouper sandwich you know it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Could it be mosquito transmitted?

Yeah probably some bath salts in blackened grouper sandwich you know it.

both could be valid theories, though alligator selfies seems more hold my beer to me.