Florida Man

So..
Born in Jax and grew up in the Burg from 1983 to 2011 and have lived in Flo-rida most of my life minus a few years..

The only problem I have with the news saying Florida man or woman is 9 times out of 10 they're not from here..

So Florida always gets a bad rap for damn snowbirds and tourists..

Not saying we don't have stupid natives here..
Those are in every state.. 🤣
 
So..
Born in Jax and grew up in the Burg from 1983 to 2011 and have lived in Flo-rida most of my life minus a few years..

The only problem I have with the news saying Florida man or woman is 9 times out of 10 they're not from here..

So Florida always gets a bad rap for damn snowbirds and tourists..

Not saying we don't have stupid natives here..
Those are in every state.. 🤣
Very few Florida natives including me. I dont know how much that matters when it comes to Florida Man. I doubt media is looking at birth certificates. Reminds me of that sequence in movie Gone Baby Gone set in Boston.

Patrick:
So, uh, what kinda name is Bressant?

Remy:
It's the kind they give you in Louisiana.

Patrick:
Oh, yeah? I thought you were from here.

Remy:
Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But, I've been living here longer than you've been alive. So who's right?

Patrick:
I'll mull it over.
 
Very few Florida natives including me. I dont know how much that matters when it comes to Florida Man. I doubt media is looking at birth certificates. Reminds me of that sequence in movie Gone Baby Gone set in Boston.

Patrick:
So, uh, what kinda name is Bressant?

Remy:
It's the kind they give you in Louisiana.

Patrick:
Oh, yeah? I thought you were from here.

Remy:
Well, it all depends on how you look at it. I mean, you might think that you're more from here than me, for example. But, I've been living here longer than you've been alive. So who's right?

Patrick:
I'll mull it over.
Also...
I've been to all of Joes establishments..
Mons is by far the worst!!

But I do miss taking a "Ride" pun intended in the spaceship..
If you know what I mean.. 😈
 
Also...
I've been to all of Joes establishments..
Mons is by far the worst!!

But I do miss taking a "Ride" pun intended in the spaceship..
If you know what I mean.. 😈
Did you ever go to old Tanga Lounge? That was one of his original locations. Mons is really not that bad. Old Seven Seas was rough. That was not a Joe location. I think you are talking 2001 Odyssey right? Joe and his son are now pretty upstanding legit businessmen and citizens. Hell they own a shit ton of breweries. Sold Cigar City and made a boatload of cash.
 
Did you ever go to old Tanga Lounge? That was one of his original locations. Mons is really not that bad. Old Seven Seas was rough. That was not a Joe location. I think you are talking 2001 Odyssey right? Joe and his son are now pretty upstanding legit businessmen and citizens. Hell they own a shit ton of breweries. Sold Cigar City and made a boatload of cash.
Yes 2001 and I've been to every strip club in the Bay Area at least once up until 2011.

7 seas wasn't too bad.
We use to hit Deja Vu Showgirls after the Lightning games.
 
Yes 2001 and I've been to every strip club in the Bay Area at least once up until 2011.

7 seas wasn't too bad.
We use to hit Deja Vu Showgirls after the Lightning games.
I once saw pregnant chick showering in behind plexi glass at Seven Seas and those girls were always trying to bang for money.

Deja Vu is still open. A couple of those places across street on 60 are rough. Empire?

What were some of those crazy Pinellas spots? Cabaret on Ulmerton comes to mind. That was place where dude got hit for $50,000 credit card bill and sued. Tampa is wild man.
 
I once saw pregnant chick showering in behind plexi glass at Seven Seas and those girls were always trying to bang for money.

Deja Vu is still open. A couple of those places across street on 60 are rough. Empire?

What were some of those crazy Pinellas spots? Cabaret on Ulmerton comes to mind. That was place where dude got hit for $50,000 credit card bill and sued. Tampa is wild man.
Baby Dolls Clearwater
Bliss Cabaret
24K gents

I forget the name of the one on Gandy Southside of the street if going west into Pinellas.
 
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