Foodgasms

[Recidiva]

Thank you! I will start putting one together, immediately.

You have a buyer.

 

[Tati]

Thanks, sweetie.

I had the tea set and depression glass packed up in the garage. Glad I saved it!

I love my teapot, I always get people who see it and threaten to take it home with them. I collect yellow depression glass...are you a long lost sister I don't know about?

 

[tortoise]

I love my teapot, I always get people who see it and threaten to take it home with them. I collect yellow depression glass...are you a long lost sister I don't know about?

That makes my threesome fantasies even kinkier!

Cool!

*lecherous grin*

 

[Collette]

Tonight for dinner, I'm having fresh eggplant sliced thin and sauteed in olive oil with a splash of balsamic vinegar, lightly sprinkled with a tad bit of sea salt and fresh ground pepper. I love how the balsamic brings out the natural sweetness of the eggplant. I'm also having freshly baked whole grain baguette dipped in EVOO.

For dessert, I am slicing up the most beautiful, red, ripe, juicy strawberries I've ever seen and eating them with a slice of sourcream angel food cake.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

That sounds really good! I've been craving some fresh strawberries.

I thought tort and Collette left us for some other porn site.

We could never leave you! Who else would share my love for all things titanium and radiological?

this made me smile



thank you so much.

Thank you, lovely lady.

 

[Collette]

I love my teapot, I always get people who see it and threaten to take it home with them. I collect yellow depression glass...are you a long lost sister I don't know about?

It's a distinct possibility! Let's have the family reunion someplace warm and tropical.

 

[tortoise]

Little baby daisy cake. Covering layers that small was harder than I thought it would be!

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h134/collette_mtb/daisy-sm.jpg

Cutest. Cake. Ever.

how did you like the kitchen vagine? (said in my best Borat accent)

Haven't used it yet. Mangoes are scarce in her area. I will be returning to reclaim it soon, though.

Tonight for dinner, I'm having fresh eggplant sliced thin and sauteed in olive oil with a splash of balsamic vinegar, lightly sprinkled with a tad bit of sea salt and fresh ground pepper. I love how the balsamic brings out the natural sweetness of the eggplant. I'm also having freshly baked whole grain baguette dipped in EVOO.

For dessert, I am slicing up the most beautiful, red, ripe, juicy strawberries I've ever seen and eating them with a slice of sourcream angel food cake.

Mmm, mmm, mmm.

That does sound delicious. I also like a bit of balsamic drizzled over my strawberries. The uninitiated often look askance at me when I say that... until they try it.

 

[Saint Peter]

I am out of Wheat Chex. Oatmeal seems out of place with such warm weather.

What is breakfast today? Give a brother some Foodgasm help.

 

[tortoise]

I am out of Wheat Chex. Oatmeal seems out of place with such warm weather.

What is breakfast today? Give a brother some Foodgasm help.

Toasted english muffin (or other breadstuff) with peanut butter, along with a bit of fruit.

Off to hit the trail. Have yourself a fine day, Pete.

 

[Saint Peter]

Toasted english muffin (or other breadstuff) with peanut butter, along with a bit of fruit.

Off to hit the trail. Have yourself a fine day, Pete.

Good plan.

Be safe, tort.

 

[rosco rathbone]

How long can one man live on Krasdale generic chunky peanut butter straight out of the jar in spoonsful?

2.5 jars worth, that's how long.

 

[Batch]

and nothing else?

no rice?

no hummus?

no bread?

 

[rosco rathbone]

and nothing else?

no rice?

no hummus?

no bread?

ixnay.

 

[Batch]

as long as it lasts, then maybe a week after that.

 

[Saint Peter]

and nothing else?

no rice?

no hummus?

no bread?

Man cannot live by bread alone.

 

[Batch]

Man cannot live by bread alone.

And thou shalt remember all the way which the Lord thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no.
And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Lord doth man live.

-- Deuteronomy 8: 2-3 (KJV)

Moses is rehearsing for the Hebrews their history of hardships during the exodus from Egypt. According to him, the main purpose of their trials was to humble them and test their commitment to the covenant struck on Mount Sinai [see The Ten Commandments].

And what's a little hunger, Moses goes on, when the Lord offers relief in the form of manna from heaven that is much better than anything the Israelites could have produced on their own? On bread alone they would have starved, and no human skill could have saved them. Extrapolating a lesson, Moses concludes that earthly sustenance and man's own knowledge is not enough to survive on without God's help, advice, and laws (his "words"). What's more, if you disobey those, you will die (8: 14).

The phrase "Man doth not live by bread only" is one of many from the Torah that Jesus quotes in the New Testament, though he changes "does" to "shall" and "only" to "alone" (Matthew 4: 4 and Luke 4: 4). Thus the familiar "man does not live by bread alone" is a hybrid of two versions; the equally familiar "man cannot live" is simply a corruption. But the phrase hardly ever escapes violence in quotation. George Macaulay Trevelyan said of the book market in the early eighteenth century that "the reading public was still so small that authors could not live by their sales alone" (England under Queen Anne, 1930–1934). G. B. Harrison likewise punned, re: Shakespeare, that "poetry does not live by sound alone" (Introducing Shakespeare, 1939). Hardly words that passed out of the mouth of the Lord.

http://www.gracecathedral.org/enrichment/brush_excerpts/brush_20040929.shtml

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Man cannot live by bread alone.

Man might not be able to but woman could...i want cheese and jalapeno loaf. See veg, protein, carb Could live on that forever

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you going to lay hands on me?

And thou shalt remember all the way which the Lord thy God led thee these forty years in the wilderness, to humble thee, and to prove thee, to know what was in thine heart, whether thou wouldest keep his commandments, or no.
And he humbled thee, and suffered thee to hunger, and fed thee with manna, which thou knewest not, neither did thy fathers know; that he might make thee know that man doth not live by bread only, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of the Lord doth man live.

-- Deuteronomy 8: 2-3 (KJV)

Moses is rehearsing for the Hebrews their history of hardships during the exodus from Egypt. According to him, the main purpose of their trials was to humble them and test their commitment to the covenant struck on Mount Sinai [see The Ten Commandments].

And what's a little hunger, Moses goes on, when the Lord offers relief in the form of manna from heaven that is much better than anything the Israelites could have produced on their own? On bread alone they would have starved, and no human skill could have saved them. Extrapolating a lesson, Moses concludes that earthly sustenance and man's own knowledge is not enough to survive on without God's help, advice, and laws (his "words"). What's more, if you disobey those, you will die (8: 14).

The phrase "Man doth not live by bread only" is one of many from the Torah that Jesus quotes in the New Testament, though he changes "does" to "shall" and "only" to "alone" (Matthew 4: 4 and Luke 4: 4). Thus the familiar "man does not live by bread alone" is a hybrid of two versions; the equally familiar "man cannot live" is simply a corruption. But the phrase hardly ever escapes violence in quotation. George Macaulay Trevelyan said of the book market in the early eighteenth century that "the reading public was still so small that authors could not live by their sales alone" (England under Queen Anne, 1930–1934). G. B. Harrison likewise punned, re: Shakespeare, that "poetry does not live by sound alone" (Introducing Shakespeare, 1939). Hardly words that passed out of the mouth of the Lord.

http://www.gracecathedral.org/enrichment/brush_excerpts/brush_20040929.shtml

 

[Batch]

Are you going to lay hands on me?

we did that

we liked it

we need to do that again

but with more water, okay?

 

[Saint Peter]

we did that

we liked it

we need to do that again

but with more water, okay?

Your hot tub is half full or half empty?

 

[Batch]

Your hot tub is half full or half empty?

half full

 

[Saint Peter]

half full

If I go shoot the dog that is barking in my neighborhood, will you make a tasty dish out of it?

It is a yappy dog, if that helps.

 

[Batch]

If I go shoot the dog that is barking in my neighborhood, will you make a tasty dish out of it?

It is a yappy dog, if that helps.

For you? Anything.

 

[Saint Peter]

For you? Anything.

Damn. Somebody got shot last night. Cops everywhere.

I cannot cook up that little doggie under there circumstances.


Now are you glad you did not come to my neighborhood when you visited? Your Angels animalthingy could have been at risk.

 

[Batch]

Damn. Somebody got shot last night. Cops everywhere.

I cannot cook up that little doggie under there circumstances.


Now are you glad you did not come to my neighborhood when you visited? Your Angels animalthingy could have been at risk.

Oh, crap.

no doggy stew then.

Well, as long as people are getting shot at, it makes the limo makeout session worth it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Oh, crap.

no doggy stew then.

Well, as long as people are getting shot at, it makes the limo makeout session worth it.

Is it wrong of us to talk about homicide in the Foodie thread?