Foodgasms

[Batch]

Is it wrong of us to talk about homicide in the Foodie thread?

Yes, it is and Rosco is starving, and we have ignored him

in our lust and all that.

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes, it is and Rosco is starving, and we have ignored him

in our lust and all that.

When I retired from construction Rosco dropped me from the Brother List. Let him eat crappy organic crunchy peanut butter.

 

[rosco rathbone]

When I retired from construction Rosco dropped me from the Brother List. Let him eat crappy organic crunchy peanut butter.

Aww.

I was just kidding about that. Breaking balls, as you do.

 

[Saint Peter]

Aww.

I was just kidding about that. Breaking balls, as you do.

I can take it.


Nice leather shoes with tassels or not.

 

[Batch]

When I retired from construction Rosco dropped me from the Brother List. Let him eat crappy organic crunchy peanut butter.

you are one cruel motherfucker.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Krasdale is not organic!

It's a generic brand. They make it from the unwanted parts of the peanut left over at the abbatoir.

 

[Saint Peter]

you are one cruel motherfucker.

Goes with the job. Get back to work.

 

[Recidiva]

Krasdale is not organic!

It's a generic brand. They make it from the unwanted parts of the peanut left over at the abbatoir.

...peanuts have unwanted parts? And I've been eating them whole?

 

[Batch]

I am off today.

so there

although I must fold more sheets and put something in the crockpot for dinner.

 

[Recidiva]

I am off today.

so there

although I must fold more sheets and put something in the crockpot for dinner.

I'm making these today: Kentucky Hot Brown.

Bread and turkey breast with cheese sauce, bacon and tomato. I even bought teeny cast iron pans to make them in so they're broiler safe. I'm so 'cited.

http://www.roadfood.com/photos/1860.JPG

 

[Saint Peter]

Krasdale is not organic!

It's a generic brand. They make it from the unwanted parts of the peanut left over at the abbatoir.

Cheap ass peanut butter. Lips and assholes.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Goes with the job. Get back to work.

Oi, fucko. This is afternoon coffee.

You got something to say to us, tell our foreman. He's in the OTB across the street.

These guys never learn.

 

[cjh]

...peanuts have unwanted parts? And I've been eating them whole?

i was more intrigued to learn about peanut abattoirs.

*cues "killing floor."

 

[Saint Peter]

Oi, fucko. This is afternoon coffee.

You got something to say to us, tell our foreman. He's in the OTB across the street.

These guys never learn.

He is a smart fucker. Nothing gets dropped on the OTB.

 

[thør]

He is a smart fucker. Nothing gets dropped on the OTB.

Off Track Betting?

The Local is making a bit on the side?

 

[Saint Peter]

Off Track Betting?

The Local is making a bit on the side?

Obtuse Tittie Bar.

Only pi titties or greater need apply.

 

[thør]

Obtuse Tittie Bar.

Only pi titties or greater need apply.

as long as the Local is making a buck.......

 

[Batch]

as long as the Local is making a buck.......

gotta support the local economy.

 

[tortoise]

i was more intrigued to learn about peanut abattoirs.

*cues "killing floor."

Times is harder than they've ever been before...

 

[Saint Peter]

"Oi, fucko."

The generic peanut butter guy talks lots of trash.

 

[thør]

"Oi, fucko."

The generic peanut butter guy talks lots of trash.

Get the Kirkland stuff from Costco!

 

[tortoise]

"Oi, fucko."

The generic peanut butter guy talks lots of trash.

He just needs some ice cream.

 

[Saint Peter]

I get the double pack of Jiff at CostCo. One for me, one for the lady next door with fifteen kids.

 

[tortoise]

Does she live in a shoe?

I'm a Scudders man, myself. Stir stir stir.

 

[Saint Peter]

Does she live in a shoe?

I'm a Scudders man, myself. Stir stir stir.

No shoe. Yet.

I like over processed when it comes to peanut butter. The natural stuff just requires too much work.