Free Association Thread 3

[Apple_of_Eden]

Tio, you are a tart.

If he is Sam, I believe he is a "cream tart".

 

[SamScribble]

If he is Sam, I believe he is a "cream tart".

Ha ha ha

Which reminds me of ...

Four Oxford Dons were making their way down the street, when they happened to see a group of ladies of the evening.

‘Well, well, what do we have here?’ the first scholar enquired. ‘A jam of tarts perhaps?’

‘Nay,’ the second said. ‘I think we are looking at an essay of Trollope's.’

‘I would have said a flourish of strumpets,’ the third suggested.

‘No, my friends,’ the fourth concluded. ‘I fear you are all wrong. This is clearly an anthology of pros.’

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Ha ha ha

Which reminds me of ...

Four Oxford Dons were making their way down the street, when they happened to see a group of ladies of the evening.

‘Well, well, what do we have here?’ the first scholar enquired. ‘A jam of tarts perhaps?’

‘Nay,’ the second said. ‘I think we are looking at an essay of Trollope's.’

‘I would have said a flourish of strumpets,’ the third suggested.

‘No, my friends,’ the fourth concluded. ‘I fear you are all wrong. This is clearly an anthology of pros.’

A poet, a scholar, a gentleman, and a humorist~! It is all too much.

 

[JKendallDane]

A poet, a scholar, a gentleman, and a humorist~! It is all too much.

Rub a dub, dub...three men in a tub...


(sounds like a fun plot bunny to feed also )

 

[Handley_Page]

Rub a dub, dub...three men in a tub...


(sounds like a fun plot bunny to feed also )

Just who assumes them to be men ?

 

[SamScribble]

Just who assumes them to be men ?

Twenty percent of a rugby team?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Twenty percent of a rugby team?

hookers

 

[JKendallDane]

hookers

Tow truck drivers

 

[SamScribble]

Tow truck drivers

Permitted Parking Only. Unauthorised vehicles will be removed at the owner's expense.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Permitted Parking Only. Unauthorised vehicles will be removed at the owner's expense.

What is the cost of a permit? ....and to whom is it paid?

 

[SamScribble]

What is the cost of a permit? ....and to whom is it paid?

For you, Apple, I'm sure the permit will be free.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

For you, Apple, I'm sure the permit will be free.

Always the gracious gentleman Sam. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMFORx8uO8

 

[Handley_Page]

Always the gracious gentleman Sam. Thank you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siMFORx8uO8

Memories of some really fine summer evenings at a gig . . . .

 

[elfin_odalisque]

'Get on; get honor; get honest. There is seldom time for the superlative.

So this is where the usual suspects from the Word Chain hang out when it is raining.Found ya.

 

[SamScribble]

'Get on; get honor; get honest. There is seldom time for the superlative.

So this is where the usual suspects from the Word Chain hang out when it is raining.Found ya.

A life of undetected crime

 

[Handley_Page]

A life of undetected crime

Your summons in in the Post

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Memories of some really fine summer evenings at a gig . . . .

HP, I like your taste in music. I'm thinking this might be a theme song for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWRypqz5-o

 

[JKendallDane]

HP, I like your taste in music. I'm thinking this might be a theme song for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UWRypqz5-o

My old ass was partying down to these two groups Saturday night at an awesome joint concert. (Steve Miller may be almost 72 years old but he still has it!) Can't decide which song should be my theme music?

Steve Miller Band ~ Fly Like an Eagle

38 Special ~ Rockin' Into the Night

http://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/gulfcoastnewstoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/5/07/507db518-0df2-11e5-8899-5b59856355fc/5575b3d6da240.image.jpg?resize=300%2C200

 

[Handley_Page]

My old ass was partying down to these two groups Saturday night at an awesome joint concert. (Steve Miller may be almost 72 years old but he still has it!) Can't decide which song should be my theme music?

Steve Miller Band ~ Fly Like an Eagle

38 Special ~ Rockin' Into the Night

I prefer the latter one.
And when we were permitted to own pistols, my favourite was a S&W model 10, .357

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I prefer the latter one.
And when we were permitted to own pistols, my favourite was a S&W model 10, .357

Go ahead. Make my day

 

[Handley_Page]

Go ahead. Make my day

Same frame.
Mine was only a 6-inch barell, though.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Same frame.
Mine was only a 6-inch barell, though.

This is Literotica: anything less than 8-inches is 'hypobolic.'

 

[Handley_Page]

This is Literotica: anything less than 8-inches is 'hypobolic.'

Ah; point taken

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah; point taken

and they shouldn't be pointy, either; "mushroom cap," I believe, is the preferred shape.

 

[NaokoSmith]

and they shouldn't be pointy, either; "mushroom cap," I believe, is the preferred shape.

Porcini!