Fuck, Marry, Kill

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @Wand3rlust and don't be in any way sarcastic during or after.
Marry @PassionatePanther because Mrs Lady Boner Peckereye would be an awesome name. You're welcome.
Kill @Whiskeyjack to spare him from me this time...

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @Whiskeyjack because again, we’ve got a shelf full of bourbon and things happen
Marry @Wand3rlust and be sarcastic and annoying to all the guest together
Kill @SirConradPeckereye for coming up with that creepy name for @PassionatePanther

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Bry1313
Marry (and fuck) @Wand3rlust
Kill @SirConradPeckereye (sorry!)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @Bry1313
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @crazychemgirl but im having concerns about her ideas of a balanced marriage
Kill @NaCl_nerd for making me think about the periodic table

 

[marriedbigrl]

Fuck @crazychemgirl
Marry @Bry1313 (he seems fun and funny)
Kill @NaCl_nerd (Also for making me think of the wrong kind of chemistry, sorry!)

 

[Photog1rl]

Oops-i was on the wrong page so I deleted my innacurate post.
I'll try again.

Fuck @Evil_jasmine It seems like that would be a wild time.
Marry @NaCl_nerd why not. Hopefully he will season his food!
Kill @marriedbigrl -shes married so I can't marry her

 

[Xerxes82]

Fuck @Photog1rl , because she is so hot how could you not?

Marry @Bry1313 just because I've killed him a bunch in these threads and I feel bad.

Kill @marriedbigrl because somebody has to go in the ground.

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck: @Xerxes82 because again, Persian Royalty sexy
Marry: @marriedbigrl because she appreciates my brand of funny
Kill: @Evil_jasmine because just soooooo evil.

 

[marriedbigrl]

Fuck: @Bry1313 because I've already married him

Marry: @Photog1rl because I don't care that I'm already married and she's absolutely beautiful

Kill: @Xerxes82 because he killed me!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Fuck @Photog1rl because she’s hot
Marry @Bry1313 because he talks about taking me out for dancing
Kill @marriedbigrl with kindness

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @marriedbigrl
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @Bry1313

 

[EricaLynch]

Fuck @Wand3rlust
Marry @AuntieDisco
Kill @marriedbigrl (only because I had to kill someone)

 

[Xerxes82]

Fuck @EricaLynch because why the hell not.

Marry @Wand3rlust so we can find a common tongue on the honeymoon.

Kill @AuntieDisco . This time I don't have to feel bad, disco always comes back.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fuck @Evil_jasmine
Marry @EricaLynch
Kill @Xerxes82 but just because of luck of the draw

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Fuck @deefalttwunnyfor
Marry @Xerxes82
Kill @Evil_jasmine

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @deefalttwunnyfor
Marry @Indie
Kill @Evil_jasmine

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @Indie
Marry @Photog1rl
Kill @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck @Indie
Marry @Photog1rl
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fuck @13Fantasies so he now has 12.
Marry @Photog1rl for that epic smile and she now has the last name 'Peckereye'.
Kill @crazychemgirl to return the favor eh!

 

[EricaLynch]

Changing things up just a little...

Fuck @SirConradPeckereye
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[BodieOhl]

Fuck @crazychemgirl after asking dear chem (abby) about how best to do so
Marry @EricaLynch to stop the bipolar fucking and killing
Kill @SirConradPeckereye with honor and chivalry

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck @EricaLynch
Marry @BodieOhl
Kill @SirConradPeckereye

 

[Photog1rl]

Fuck @Wand3rlust I know it would be fun
Marry @EricaLynch I've killed her enough
Kill @BodieOhl it's not personal I swear.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Fuck @Photog1rl
Marry @Wand3rlust
Kill @BodieOhl