Fuck, Marry or Kill?
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sunnii said:
Hmmmm. That is a tough one. Strangely, oddly, I think would fuck Al! Yep. I'm gonna fuck him. Who has more money - Bobby or Star? Bobby has Whitney money, right? I would marry Bobby and kill Star.
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intothewoods said:
Damn I want to commit a triple homicide here. I will play fair though.
Tom Cruise - Fuck - I do need to apply a lot of duct tape to stomach that one though.
Ryan Seacrest - Marry - He seems subby enough to tolerate and if all else fails again apply duct tape.
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Kill - You die for the Capote movie. I get to dig him and dance around with his corpse in a dress too just for good measure.
Let's see my three people -
Larry King
Bill Maher
Bill O'Reilly
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This is by far the most perverse, sadistic thread on the boards... 
Larry King - marry - he seems asexual, maybe he'd just leave me alone and let me do my thing...
Bill Maher - sorry considering the alternatives, think he's my fuck
Bill O'Reilly - no doubt about it - door # 3
Three People -
Antonin Scalia
William Rehnquist
Clarence Thomas
Larry King - marry - he seems asexual, maybe he'd just leave me alone and let me do my thing...
Bill Maher - sorry considering the alternatives, think he's my fuck
Bill O'Reilly - no doubt about it - door # 3
Three People -
Antonin Scalia
William Rehnquist
Clarence Thomas
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Antonin Scalia-marry. He's smart, and maybe we could just talk and some of that smart would rulb off on me.neonflux said:This is by far the most perverse, sadistic thread on the boards...
Larry King - marry - he seems asexual, maybe he'd just leave me alone and let me do my thing...
Bill Maher - sorry considering the alternatives, think he's my fuck
Bill O'Reilly - no doubt about it - door # 3
Three People -
Antonin Scalia
William Rehnquist
Clarence Thomas
William Rehnquist-Isn't ne dead already? So, I guess he's fucked.
Clarence Thomas-Kill. Never cared much for him, after the pubic hair on his coke can. I guess he's smart too, but Ms. Hill should be on this list, instead of him. Then, my whole answer would change.
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Edward Kennedy~~He's fucked us long enough now its his turn
Nancy Pelosi~~Kill she's just too much
Harry Reid~~marry if I must choose one
Mitt Romney
Queen Elizabeth 2
harry Potter
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I think you're wrong about the above. I'd marry Kennedy. Except for a few, the Kennedys are a classy bunch. And, you know how much money the Kennedys have? I'd bet it's a lot more than Reid. You could just keep ol' Eddie drunk, and he'd never bother you. But, you're right about Pelosi. I don't know what it is...something about her eyes gets to me. I wouldn't say they are shifty...nor are they beady...but she's always blinking. It's just strange.Blushing Bottom said:
Mitt Romney--He's mormon. Isn't it legal to marry him, or something? And, if I weren't a hetro male...
Queen Elizabeth 2--you know, I'd bet she'd be good to tie up and show her where her G-spot is. She probalby has no idea where it is, or WHAT it is. And, she wears nice hats, too. Fuck her and fuck her good!
harry Potter--haven't read any of the books nor seen any of the movies. His creator is hot, but we're not talking about her. I'd say snuff the little four eye'd geek when he's not looking.
Jane Fonda
Joey Heatherton
Ann-Margret
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Can't I fuck them all..no wait not Fonda.
Jane Fonda~~Kill~~Nam
Joey Heatherton~~Fuck~~~Fuck~~Fuck
Ann-Margret~~Marry~`One classy lady
Jane Fonda~~Kill~~Nam
Joey Heatherton~~Fuck~~~Fuck~~Fuck
Ann-Margret~~Marry~`One classy lady
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Blushing Bottom said:
Uhhhh.... where are my 3 choices? ? ?
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just for youEvil_Geoff said:
or anyone else.....
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Whom is Rye Cooter please . Sounds like an adult entertainer .Shankara20 said:
: innocent look :
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Shankara20 said:
Dadgum, Shanky...
Okay, I'd marry Cooder, and sit and listen to him play guitar
I'd fuck Garth, take pictures, then blackmail him for millions...
Sorry Dylan, but I've never understood anything that came out of your mouth anyway...
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LadyAria said:
* Christopher Dodd - KILL
* John Edwards - Marry for the money honey
* Barack Obama - FUCK FUCK FUCK
Donald Trump
Richard Branson
Bill Gates
or
Claudia Christian
Katee Sackhoff
Lexa Doig
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LadyAria said:
Well, I guess I’d fuck Edwards, if those are the only choices. I guess, out of the three, marry Obama, and kill Dodds for sure.
As for the original thread I would fuck Ewan McGregor until the cows came home, marry Clive Owen for sure, and kill Jude Law (he’s a fucking pussy).
For the next three: Christian Bale, Vin Diesel, Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Shankara20 said:
That is just downright cruel...
Although Bill Gates is a no brainer - marry & at least he does nice things with his $'s
Richard Branson - fuck because the other alternative is worse
Sorry Donald...
I will leave the women - who I am ashamed to say I don't know, to someone else!
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Shankara20 said:
Yeah, I don't know the women, either, but I would definitely kill Trump (I don't give a shit about his dollars). Gates would probably be a pretty good fuck - geeky rich guy and all, probably pretty perverted, I would guess. I would love to see him grovelling at my feet. He seems like he would be into that. Marry Branson - he's kinda geeky, but seems to be pretty cool and have a good sense of humor.
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neonflux said:
Which is why, when I originally posted them, I had them all linked to their web sites...
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sister76 said:
Selma Blair - Kill - Bitch is annoying
Scarlett Johanson - Marry - I could wake up to her stretched on my rack every morning
Jaime Pressly - Fuck - she's got that white trash bitch thing going
Greta Van Susteren
Connie Chung
Katie Couric
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LadyAria said:
fuck Connie. Maybe Maury would join in
marry Greta. she would be interesting to talk to
kill Katie. ugh. can't stand her.
Doh! forgot to include new choices!
Mary Todd Lincoln
Mamie Eisenhower
Betty Ford
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Smartie...
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DVS said:She's still busy with Joey and Ann, I guess.
