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now this is interesting: because I honestly love both, acoustic and electric/analogue and digital, and it is a love alive and at high notches.
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now this is interesting: because I honestly love both, acoustic and electric/analogue and digital, and it is a love alive and at high notches.
UnderYourSpell
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Malaysian doctors had to bust a nut over the weekend -- a nut that was stuck on the penis of a welder who was trying to make his manhood bigger before he got married.
The -- very embarrassed -- man was admitted to Sultanah Aminah hospital in a great deal of pain. Apparently he had attached the nut to himself in the hopes that its weight would give him another inch or two. One thing led to another, the man became excited, and the bolt became stuck. Hospital staff had to drain blood from his engorged member and cut away some skin before the offending item could be removed.
The -- very embarrassed -- man was admitted to Sultanah Aminah hospital in a great deal of pain. Apparently he had attached the nut to himself in the hopes that its weight would give him another inch or two. One thing led to another, the man became excited, and the bolt became stuck. Hospital staff had to drain blood from his engorged member and cut away some skin before the offending item could be removed.
champagne1982
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Ahem, ...
Gives the phrase "Bleeding like a stuck... (pig iron)" a whole new slant.
Shaving to gain an inch is the truth, none of my friends believe me, I'm not gonna show 'em either.
I think you'd still call her a pedophile. There's alot of it in the news now, seems like every month there's a new female teacher, from new jersey for some reason, taking her boys home with her. A little extra math, a little extra HJ.
annaswirls
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Wait. I Don't Get it. How does shaving gain an inch? Just in how it looks? Does anyone care how it looks? hmm. It is a mystery to me. I heard Dr. Oz say that losing 10 pounds gains you an inch, now THAT makes sense to me. The inch is there, but just, um, like the root of a mountain underground, like an iceberg under you know, water. Shrink the belly and voila! Look what was hiding!
That only works if you have a belly to lose, though.
annaswirls
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hmmmm I think you are a swinger.... you know, your pendulum goes both ways.
and sometimes all the way around
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Gain 'an inch' as a unit of measure--no. But shaving away a bush and going skin to skin allows a deeper penetration, if only measured in the slightest parts of an inch. But that's not the important point; it's a way to trick you and your partner into believing its gotten bigger just because it looks bigger when shaved--and thereby, psychosomatics plays its role and hopefully she's thinking 'wow, this is very nice.' and you're thinking 'wow, I really am in further and farther.'
If you see bush every night and then shave out of the blue your partner will probably pay more attention to the area shaved. If she's used to one look and now she can see more it's not as passe just putting it in her, there's a renewed concentration on her part, a study. Same as when female surprises with a new haircut on her head or between her legs.
UnderYourSpell
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I think I have mentioned before somewheres do be careful to keep it well shaved guys because if not when it starts to grow back it's like being humped by a hedgehog
