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Pumpkin spice coffee? Check.
Comfy blanket? Check.

Time for a nice game of Super Mario World.

:rose:
 
Say hi to Torpedo Ted for me, I haven't seen that fucker in years because I can beat the game in like 24 minutes.
 
Pumpkin spice coffee? Check.
Comfy blanket? Check.

Time for a nice game of Super Mario World.

:rose:

I love taking these kids today through the mushroom kingdom. They think that they're hot shit because they can get a string of headshots, but then they get hit in the face with a hammer and scream that the game isn't fair.

*sudden realization that I have become Cranky Kong*

Fuck it, I'm gonna train Zadie on Castlevania.
 
They all went bye bye. Congrats, my EV still isn't ready to become a goddamn Espeon and it's starting to piss me off.
 
When my meds kick in and my hands decide to work I'll find out what happened to them.
 
Okay, well I'm not angry just as long as you remember to get it done. And don't tell Bree. She might be angry and but she can't be mad if she doesn't know! And then I can find something else neat for you to work on.
 
Okay, well I'm not angry just as long as you remember to get it done. And don't tell Bree. She might be angry and but she can't be mad if she doesn't know! And then I can find something else neat for you to work on.

I'm making it now. Also, I didn't have to work so I'm home alone until she gets out of class.

...which is soon, actually. I should make her some food, you know, since I did nothing else today. I slept until like 3pm. I have been absolutely useless today. And I plan to spend the night watching Animie and playing Pokemon.

I AM AN ADULT!

I wonder if my kid'll be allowed to Twerk. I hate having to learn about race. Or, you know, having to learn anything.

Edit: Speaking of me being an adult, you know what I made for breakfast when I woke up at 3pm? I poured 3 pouches of lick a stick into one pouch and mixed them up. SUGAR RUSH!
 
You're a goofy sonbitch you know that right?

When you actually stop and think about it, lick a stick is really fucking gross. It requires you to eat your own spit a lot. It's the cornerstone of the candy.

It does make giving blowjobs a lot more delicious.
 
Yeah it is kinda hard to look away. . .goddamnit my Dugtrio just got pwned by a Weaville! Damn that's a fine ass.

Okay we need a buff military looking guy. With sun glasses! Not today obviously.
 
Yeah it is kinda hard to look away. . .goddamnit my Dugtrio just got pwned by a Weaville! Damn that's a fine ass.

Okay we need a buff military looking guy. With sun glasses! Not today obviously.

Nah, I'll do it now. I have a lot of anger to blow off. There's a guy from the Washington Redskins trying to defend his team name. Like... wtf? What the actual fuck leg does he think he has to stand on?
 
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