Gamer Thread

[StrangeLife]

No, it's just the fate you accept for failing to live in the real world. But that's your choice there Mac Boy.

Well like Morpheus said, some minds are simply not ready to be unplugged from the Matrix. You'll see the light some day....

Besides, I haven't even started the game, I never could finish the original so I've still got that and 2 to get through. Not to mention there are other things on my priority list.

Actually you also have Infinite to get through and that one is quite different - and in my opinion superior - to the two first instalments. The story alone is almost worth the price. I wish I could induce amnesia in myself so I could play it again from scratch...

Bioshock song.

Love it

 

[Sean Renaud]

Yeah I plan on staying in the Matrix. I had a Mac when I was younger, fuck that bullshit. Never getting to play with my friends because Starcraft and Warcraft weren't compatible. Never again. The world was meant to be free and Mac is anything but free!

And Infinite is 3 or four. Just like I could skip around in Assassins Creed but I won't. One of these days I'll finish climbing every single bloody tower in all of ancient Israel . . .THEN I CAN HAZ PIRATES!!!!!!

Tis a long path I walk.

 

[StrangeLife]

Yeah I plan on staying in the Matrix. I had a Mac when I was younger, fuck that bullshit. Never getting to play with my friends because Starcraft and Warcraft weren't compatible. Never again. The world was meant to be free and Mac is anything but free!

Admitted, they're not free as in "free beer" but they certainly give you more freedom than a PC. I can start up in Windows 8 easily (and I do, when ever I feel like a game of Train Simulator or Carrier Command) but starting a PC up in OSX is considerably more challenging.

Mac gives you the best of both worlds and adds inches to your nerd-penis

 

[CandiCame]

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee162/silverssimstuff/Nintendo/link-sad.jpg

You should do a dude with a top hat and a monocle. Cus monocles are exclusively for bad mother fuckers.

Speaking of nerd penis, it makes me happy that Nintendo included that bulge. Also, I'm back. And I kinda wanna draw Zelda porn.

 

[CandiCame]

Wait, are you guys having a Mac/PC debate?

I work the same way with that that I do on sexuality. I'll swing both ways. I'll plug my ipod into my PC just to watch them interact. I have a PC now, for gaming, but I went to art school and you know those places worship at the alter of the Apple.

 

[CandiCame]

Speaking of game characters I'd fuck. Do you guys remember Evil Peach from Thousand Year Door?

http://www.mariowiki.com/images/6/63/Shadow_queen.PNG

Guess who's in Smash Bros.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a032c6b39aab26ead7d2a3f13ba9f09/tumblr_mvwt01sOld1r3u026o1_500.png

 

[CandiCame]

You bitches went to bed, didn't you?

 

[CandiCame]

Well fine then. You may not get any fey pixel art tonight.

 

[StrangeLife]

Well, I would say that Elizabeth from Infinite is a supremely fuckable game character...

http://howmanyprincesses.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/bioshock5.jpg

She's also the best in-game companion I've seen since Alyx in Half Life 2. But she is actually 4 real-life women combined so technically you'd have seduce all of them simultaneously in order to get the full experience

 

[CandiCame]

Well, I would say that Elizabeth from Infinite is a supremely fuckable game character...

http://howmanyprincesses.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/bioshock5.jpg

She's also the best in-game companion I've seen since Alyx in Half Life 2. But she is actually 4 real-life women combined so technically you'd have seduce all of them simultaneously in order to get the full experience

Well that's going on the bucket list. I've been meaning to make a bucket list.

 

[CandiCame]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cg7d0hVm1rq0857o1_r1_250.gifhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5cg7d0hVm1rq0857o2_r1_250.gif

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I didnt play any games last night on account of getting addicted to the big bang theory. Is it bad I get all the jokes?

 

[CandiCame]

I didnt play any games last night on account of getting addicted to the big bang theory. Is it bad I get all the jokes?

I fucking love that show except for Penny.

 

[AllyRose]

I fucking love that show except for Penny.

What's your beef with Penny?

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I fucking love that show except for Penny.

I want the game of thrones sword on the wall

 

[CandiCame]

What's your beef with Penny?

She exists only to make the geek subculture look strange. She's bitchy. She's a dumbass. She uses Leonard like her own personal cock/wallet combination. And she should have been replaced with the scientist chick who was played by Darlene from Roseanne.

 

[CandiCame]

Leslie. That was her name. She was a better character, a better love interest for Leonard, and a more realistic female character. Penny brings nothing to the show except the writer's ignorance. They want a female character who is more fuckable than a scientist because they think that men don't find intelligence sexy, and I, as a man, am insulted by that. There were plans to replace Penny with Leslie, but the writers claim that it tested poorly. I don't believe that. I think it's patriarchial bullshit where they just really want to include a dumbass blond because Bernie's not hot enough due to being intelligent and that in our culture pisses me right off. This is just one example of it.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Leslie. That was her name. She was a better character, a better love interest for Leonard, and a more realistic female character. Penny brings nothing to the show except the writer's ignorance. They want a female character who is more fuckable than a scientist because they think that men don't find intelligence sexy, and I, as a man, am insulted by that. There were plans to replace Penny with Leslie, but the writers claim that it tested poorly. I don't believe that. I think it's patriarchial bullshit where they just really want to include a dumbass blond because Bernie's not hot enough due to being intelligent and that in our culture pisses me right off. This is just one example of it.

I think she's meant to be the everyman as well as straightman for the show. She's smart common sense wise. Street smart not book smart

 

[CandiCame]

I think she's meant to be the everyman as well as straightman for the show. She's smart common sense wise. Street smart not book smart

She absolutely is not common sense smart. She moved to California with no money to be an actress, and because that's damn near impossible has to suck Leonard's dick so he'll pay her rent! There was one episode where she owed him like $1800! She doesn't know shit. The only real skills that she possesses are shit that Sheldon also knows. Sheldon could have shown Howard how to fish, he's explicitly said that his dad made damn sure he knew all that shit.

Bitch can't even keep her power on! I was a burned out druggie and I kept the goddamn lights on.

She is the only thing I dislike about the show tho.

 

[remy_lebeau8]

She absolutely is not common sense smart. She moved to California with no money to be an actress, and because that's damn near impossible has to suck Leonard's dick so he'll pay her rent! There was one episode where she owed him like $1800! She doesn't know shit. The only real skills that she possesses are shit that Sheldon also knows. Sheldon could have shown Howard how to fish, he's explicitly said that his dad made damn sure he knew all that shit.

Bitch can't even keep her power on! I was a burned out druggie and I kept the goddamn lights on.

She is the only thing I dislike about the show tho.

She can play some mean chess though. Besides every show needs an oppisite

 

[CandiCame]

She can play some mean chess though. Besides every show needs an oppisite

They really don't. I've not seen one where she plays chess, but I highly doubt it outweighs her being a horrible person in every other episode. That show would function fine without her.

 

[CandiCame]

You know who is awesome on that show, tho? Amy. She's an actual scientist in the really real world and she was Blossom. And she's dating an asexual and it provides actual comedy rather than just anger like Penny's character does. She does things that aren't good, like making monkies smoke and trying to emotionally blackmail Sheldon into sex by pretending to be sick, but it's well written and funny, like something a real person would do, and not just an insane characture of "woman as dumbass trope".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRN5H7areM

 

[remy_lebeau8]

They really don't. I've not seen one where she plays chess, but I highly doubt it outweighs her being a horrible person in every other episode. That show would function fine without her.

Ya there's an episode where leonard teaches her chess. She stomps his ass.

You know who is awesome on that show, tho? Amy. She's an actual scientist in the really real world and she was Blossom. And she's dating an asexual and it provides actual comedy rather than just anger like Penny's character does. She does things that aren't good, like making monkies smoke and trying to emotionally blackmail Sheldon into sex by pretending to be sick, but it's well written and funny, like something a real person would do, and not just an insane characture of "woman as dumbass trope".


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRN5H7areM

I do like amy and think she cleans up pretty well. I didn't know all that about the lady who plays her though. I saw the episode last night were she was sick. Laughed my ass off

On another note I made my first lit submission today

 

[John Doe]

I didnt play any games last night on account of getting addicted to the big bang theory. Is it bad I get all the jokes?

Big Bang Theory is geek blackface.

Traitor.

 

[CandiCame]

Ya there's an episode where leonard teaches her chess. She stomps his ass.



I do like amy and think she cleans up pretty well. I didn't know all that about the lady who plays her though. I saw the episode last night were she was sick. Laughed my ass off

On another note I made my first lit submission today

Sweet! I made my first art submission! High five for popped cherries! What'd you submit?