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I'll totally finish your wings here in a little bit. Just been a really busy day. Then I'm going to go sit and pray that this egg is female. All I want is one girl eevee. I've finally got the Umbreon and Ditto fucking- like; constantly... but I've hatched one egg and it was a boy and I want a girl. At this point I'm just trying to figure out how breeding works so I can use it to my advantage in later games.

Also, for some reason I've been getting back into Sims again. I was in a bitchy mood, so I thought I'd make a sim, steal all his money and let him just go. See if he starved to death. Bitch got a job and started fishing so he could grill them in the free grills in the park. Tenacious little sim. You have a creul and uncaring god. Better work your ass off. If you have nothing on your lot and you don't pay your bills the repo man comes, stands around confused until he starves to death, and then my sim goes and tries to make out with the grim reaper, gets rejected, the grim reaper disapears and then the sim sits down and cries.
 
A girl Evee is useless. Hell unless you plan on being an Eevee trainer you don't need to worry about anything else, it sounds like you've alredy got at least 2 eggs and there are only 7 Eevee breeds at this point counting the newest.

Breeding is complicated, if you aren't playing on a Gameboy it's really not worth you effort Ill tell you that righ tnow.
 
A girl Evee is useless. Hell unless you plan on being an Eevee trainer you don't need to worry about anything else, it sounds like you've alredy got at least 2 eggs and there are only 7 Eevee breeds at this point counting the newest.

Breeding is complicated, if you aren't playing on a Gameboy it's really not worth you effort Ill tell you that righ tnow.

I just wanted to learn how to do it. I figure I'll leave Ditto in the breeding center... forever. And just throw other critters in there. Until I finish this game and just say 'fuck it'.
 
Here's the short version of how breeding, and pokemon works. If you want the complex version go read the Game Faqs.

Dittos can breed with anything because they are super freaks. That's why you leave them in the goddamn Daycare for all time unless you're picky.

If you are picky however

Pokemon are divided into egg groups, general rule is if they look alike they can breed but it's a bit broad. So all the fish looking things can breed, all the dragon looking things can breed so on and so forth. There are some freaks that make no sense (Skitty+Wailord) but it's more about looks than size.

When you do that pokemon will come out the same species as the mother (and if she's holding an ever stone the child has a 50% chance of having the same nature. (Natures effect two stats, raising one and lowering one. There's a chart I don't have it memorized) and if there are any egg moves they get those from the father. There is a list for each pokemon what egg moves it can get. Yeah. . .haven't memorized that either.)

That's it in a nut shell. Thing is if you don't have anybody to play with the pokemon you'll find in the game are enough, hell all the games past Sapphire are basically designed to be beaten and the legendary the game gives you, plus your starter and a bit of love should get you through the Elite 4. It won't be easy but you can do it, and grinding is faster and easier than breeding as you're learning.

Breeding and eggs hatching hapens based on the number of steps you take btw, when you're playing the game for real it takes forever, when you're breeding you'll eventually find that one path in the game that's really long so you can run up and down it without even looking at the screen and you'll watch your favorite tv show and pay no attention to the game. Hell after Sapphire (maybe earlier) the Daycare man will call you so if you didn't turn the volume off you'll hear it when you get a new egg.
 
Here's the short version of how breeding, and pokemon works. If you want the complex version go read the Game Faqs.

Dittos can breed with anything because they are super freaks. That's why you leave them in the goddamn Daycare for all time unless you're picky.

If you are picky however

Pokemon are divided into egg groups, general rule is if they look alike they can breed but it's a bit broad. So all the fish looking things can breed, all the dragon looking things can breed so on and so forth. There are some freaks that make no sense (Skitty+Wailord) but it's more about looks than size.

When you do that pokemon will come out the same species as the mother (and if she's holding an ever stone the child has a 50% chance of having the same nature. (Natures effect two stats, raising one and lowering one. There's a chart I don't have it memorized) and if there are any egg moves they get those from the father. There is a list for each pokemon what egg moves it can get. Yeah. . .haven't memorized that either.)

That's it in a nut shell. Thing is if you don't have anybody to play with the pokemon you'll find in the game are enough, hell all the games past Sapphire are basically designed to be beaten and the legendary the game gives you, plus your starter and a bit of love should get you through the Elite 4. It won't be easy but you can do it, and grinding is faster and easier than breeding as you're learning.

Breeding and eggs hatching hapens based on the number of steps you take btw, when you're playing the game for real it takes forever, when you're breeding you'll eventually find that one path in the game that's really long so you can run up and down it without even looking at the screen and you'll watch your favorite tv show and pay no attention to the game. Hell after Sapphire (maybe earlier) the Daycare man will call you so if you didn't turn the volume off you'll hear it when you get a new egg.

So you're basically just like, "Hey, you guys have fun I'm going to head up the road to Eurotech and just ride around in circles to give you some privacy while this old man watched you fuck to keep me informed?"

I never actually tried any breeding before, but my little brother and the gf are both in a new Pokemon obsession because X and Y came out. Though Bri just wants to fuck the new professor.

And I'm just kinda... not seeing it.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/17b4ccd2d56f6c50cda39bfc3abd9ccc/tumblr_mpu95cKaQe1rorjv3o1_500.jpg
 
Tell her no she can't fuck the new professor. He's clearly evil and only hanging out in Pokeland until he figures out how to kill Ichigo and sooner or later Captain Broken will do it. Hell fucker didn't even use is Shikai and we have no clue what his Bankai is. He could still be the most powerful son of a bitch in the universe.
 
Tell her no she can't fuck the new professor. He's clearly evil and only hanging out in Pokeland until he figures out how to kill Ichigo and sooner or later Captain Broken will do it. Hell fucker didn't even use is Shikai and we have no clue what his Bankai is. He could still be the most powerful son of a bitch in the universe.

He apparently didn't know what a metaevolution is. Apparently the reason that she likes him is because he reminds her of me. Because I asked her about it. So I was obviously all, "Why?"

And she responded, "I'm pretty sure he doesn't know jack shit about Pokemon and just slept his way through grad school banking on his good looks. By the way, you should go back to school."

And I just... You know, thanks. I guess?
 
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You said you weren't making enemies already? I was already kinda settling with an Earthboundy feel. And you told me no dragons!

I do love the mushroom though, and the giant kitty.

Can you do a creepy Pinochio kinda thing?
 
You said you weren't making enemies already? I was already kinda settling with an Earthboundy feel. And you told me no dragons!

I do love the mushroom though, and the giant kitty.

Can you do a creepy Pinochio kinda thing?

I said 'no dragons'? Was I high? Because that doesn't sound like me. I can't draw dragons very well, might be why...

Also, I drew that mushroom for my brother today when I was sitting with him and his poor, shattered leg. He asked me to draw him killing an evil mushroom. That was his exact request. I was all, "Like a ghoomba?" But he said the ghoomba wasn't evil enough. So he asked me to draw that in great detail and we got in a fight over the mouth because I have always thought that whole, "Skin growing over the mouth" is the stupidest shit ever. How does it eat? How did it get like that?
 
Yup. You said the world had enough dragons and you didn't want to make anymore.

A tentacle monster would be nice. Everybody needs a tentacle monster.

Mushrooms only have mouths to look scary. Same reason Butterflies have spots on their wings that look like eyes. They don't actually eat silly head. That's still a bad ass shroom.
 
Yup. You said the world had enough dragons and you didn't want to make anymore.

A tentacle monster would be nice. Everybody needs a tentacle monster.

Mushrooms only have mouths to look scary. Same reason Butterflies have spots on their wings that look like eyes. They don't actually eat silly head. That's still a bad ass shroom.

No butterflies. Butterflies scare the shit out of me and I have no idea why.

I just watched the most terrifying video ever. I need a second to recooperate.

Oh, I know why I said that now. I was making sprites for someone else and EVERYTHING WAS DRAGONS. Fucking, earth dragons, water dragons, air dragons ice dragons, fire dragons- jesus fucking christ I remember that now. I've had a break tho and don't mind doing dragons again now.
 
Well you can do the bad ass mushroom first. I'm not huge on dragons myself it just sounded cool at the moment there are tons of things I'd want well before I got to dragons and for those you can just dig up whatever crap you have from the before times. Dragons are dragons are dragons as far as I'm concerned.
 
Well you can do the bad ass mushroom first. I'm not huge on dragons myself it just sounded cool at the moment there are tons of things I'd want well before I got to dragons and for those you can just dig up whatever crap you have from the before times. Dragons are dragons are dragons as far as I'm concerned.

Her story was basically that dragon/human hybrid creatures ruled this planet and then their god got mad and made a bunch of races (like elves, dwarfs and shit) and the master race of dragon people got split into dragons and people and spent their lives trying to find their other half. Romantic and all that, but goddamn the dragons.
 
well you don't need to worry about that for me. Worse I would ever do with dragons is take the old school Final Fantasy approach.

Hey you! I want T-Rex, a Raptor, a Brontosaur, a dragon and and a wyvern. Now do each one in every fucking color you've ever heard of. Problem fucking solved gentlemen.
 
well you don't need to worry about that for me. Worse I would ever do with dragons is take the old school Final Fantasy approach.

Hey you! I want T-Rex, a Raptor, a Brontosaur, a dragon and and a wyvern. Now do each one in every fucking color you've ever heard of. Problem fucking solved gentlemen.

Yeah, that was basically her approach. Go get the DND guide to dragons and draw it. All of it. In four different pallets.

"Do you know what pallets you want?"

"No."

Alright then. *does all this for free* *sends it in*

"WTF made you choose those colors?"

"Fuck you I'm done".
 
I make a rule never to complain about anything I can't do for myself. The worse I'll do is simply table it. I used to have entire binders full of shit that people made for me. Lately I've just started scavenging stuff, I just tell people that can draw don't throw anything away without letting me look at it. I might be able to salvage it for something and if you don't want it that's cool.

Somewhere there is a mostly complete DnD WORLD complete with map and a fair bit of mythology and history built up that's basically all the garbage everybody had thrown together.
 
I make a rule never to complain about anything I can't do for myself. The worse I'll do is simply table it. I used to have entire binders full of shit that people made for me. Lately I've just started scavenging stuff, I just tell people that can draw don't throw anything away without letting me look at it. I might be able to salvage it for something and if you don't want it that's cool.

Somewhere there is a mostly complete DnD WORLD complete with map and a fair bit of mythology and history built up that's basically all the garbage everybody had thrown together.

That's actually really cool. You're a Fantasy RPG Cuisinart.
 
It is a bad ass mushroom. It demands a sprite.

But we need a Treant, with Cherry Bombs!
 
This is a get stoned and play video games Saturday. I think it will have to be Far Cry 3, or else maybe seeing how rusty I am at COD. Other suggestions welcomed.

Is anyone considering getting the new XBox? We have a PS3 and was thinking XBox for the new console for the family room this XMas.
 
I'll probably wait a year to let the smoke settle and/or some exclusives get announced. So far the only thing the PS4 has for me is MGS5 and a lack of hatred from the XBone launch stuff most of which I think are good ideas. However if the Xbone gets crushed there's no point.

It very well might come down to who gets Kingdom Hearts III at this point or if PS can improve it's online service, I like my XBox gold quite a bit, and while I love my Xbox controller (I have big hands, it's not that I don't like the PS controllers I just prefer having all that extra room and I really liked the first gen Xbox controllers before they replaced them with the sports controllers.
 
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