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kbate said:
I have an HP Pavilion Laptop with Intel Core 2, It runs Windows Vista and hasn't been upgraded with anything since I bought it off the shelf way back in 2008 or whenever. . .

I'm happy with a junker, it only has to run Word, Excel, Photoshop and Autocad. And it doesn't need to do those fast or fancy.


That should explode the geek's and techhead's heads.
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Sean said:
Don't you have an issue with coal dust clogging the keys when you stoke it?
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http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/kirk_ROFL.gif
 
Our IT guy is a pompous little jerk.Would you like to come and work on the computers at my school? We can't really pay you much but you'll get a cake on your birthday, all the glue sticks and spiral notebooks you could possibly want and I'll even show you the book with the naked guy in it.

Oh, and if you could arrange it so the IT guy has a little "accident" and can never touch one of our computers again, I'm sure we'd all chip in and get you a little something. It's traditionally a gift card for Applebee's or Chili's, but that's negotiable.
 
Open and edit any MSFT Office doc on your Android phone or tablet with QuickOffice.

Usually $15, it's free if you download by 9.26.


Come one, come all.
 
glynndah said:
Our IT guy is a pompous little jerk.Would you like to come and work on the computers at my school? We can't really pay you much but you'll get a cake on your birthday, all the glue sticks and spiral notebooks you could possibly want and I'll even show you the book with the naked guy in it.

Oh, and if you could arrange it so the IT guy has a little "accident" and can never touch one of our computers again, I'm sure we'd all chip in and get you a little something. It's traditionally a gift card for Applebee's or Chili's, but that's negotiable.
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If I could get a school gig that paid enough, it would be awesome.

Here, you have to support tons of schools just to make enough to survive, which is less than what I would want to make.
 


Calling a mathematician. Calling a mathematician.

Stat.


Please settle this (see below, in order of appearance).









Phelia said:
I was reading the words written on the insides of my eyelids and my brain thought, "who put these here?"

How do I count backwards from infinity?
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girlsmiley said:
Infinity minus 1, infinity minus 2...
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trysail said:



∞-1,
∞-2,
∞-3...


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girlsmiley had the answer and gets the credit. Not only that, she's provided me with an excuse to use one of my collection of symbolic characters that has taken a lot of effort to assemble.
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dolf said:
hmm... but surely infinity -1 will be infinity?
then counting backwards from infinity would be:
infinity, infinity, infinity...
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trysail said:


Calling a mathematician. Calling a mathematician.

Stat.


Please settle this (see below, in order of appearance).
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Oh! How fun are you guys?? Hmm...I think we'd have to determine the cardinality of the infinite set first. I guess it would be aleph null, but after that, I'm stuck. What are the chances that Georg Cantor posts here? Maybe he's Beco.
 
Phelia said:
Oh! How fun are you guys?? Hmm...I think we'd have to determine the cardinality of the infinite set first. I guess it would be aleph null, but after that, I'm stuck. What are the chances that Georg Cantor posts here? Maybe he's Beco.
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I just jizzed in my pants.
 
lovetoread said:
If I could get a school gig that paid enough, it would be awesome.

Here, you have to support tons of schools just to make enough to survive, which is less than what I would want to make.
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The teachers all hate this guy. They're all of the opinion that the school board is too afraid he's going to wipe the whole system to fire him. Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
 
glynndah said:
The teachers all hate this guy. They're all of the opinion that the school board is too afraid he's going to wipe the whole system to fire him. Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
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Tell him to back everything up as part of a new "school board mandate", and once he's done, fire his ass.
 
lovetoread said:
He'd have a back door way if killing the network, it's how these guys keep jobs.
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Disgusting behaviour.

Also, stop calling me and pretending to be from "Windows Technical Department" about issues with my PC while talking in an Indian accent.

I'm not buying it.
 
islandman said:
Disgusting behaviour.

Also, stop calling me and pretending to be from "Windows Technical Department" about issues with my PC while talking in an Indian accent.

I'm not buying it.
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Lmao, I've had 2 users fall for that accent.
 
islandman said:
I've resorted to telling them that I have a Mac.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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I kept one of the fuckers on the phone for nearly an hour and then asked him if the reason he couldn't see my machine on his website was because I used Ubuntu.
 
Sean said:
I kept one of the fuckers on the phone for nearly an hour and then asked him if the reason he couldn't see my machine on his website was because I used Ubuntu.
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What's the deal anyway?

I get that they want me to whip out my credit card, but what do they do once access to my machine has been established?

Or do they just sell me really expensive anti-virus crap?
 
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