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[bamagirl]

>Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out
>for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day
>and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre,
>kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's
>lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am
>Pierre, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"
>
>She smiles and they start kissing. Things began to heat up a little and
>Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open,
>grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts. "Pierre! What
>are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the fighter
>pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
>
>She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things
>really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre,
>kiss me much lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of
>Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the
>cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine. Standing
>waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously,
>"PIERRE, WHAT THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" Our 'hero' stands
>and says defiantly,"I am Pierre, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go
>down in flames!"
>

 

[bamagirl]

Three men are standing at the pearly gates, hoping to get in. St Peter
says to all of them, "If you answer my questions truthfully you can get
in." He turns to the first man and asks, "How long have you been
married?"

The man replies, "20 years."

"OK, how many time were you unfaithful to your wife?"

The man replies, "18 times."

St. Peter say, "OK, you can go in and choose any car in the 1981
manufacture lot. Next, how long have you been married?"

The second man replies, "26 years."

"OK, how many time were you unfaithful to your wife?"

He replies 32 times. St. Peter says, "OK, you can go in and choose a car
from the Henry Ford museum. Number three, how long have you been
married?"

Proudly the man replies, "50 years."

"OK, how many times were you unfaithful to your wife?"

Even more proudly, the last man says, "Never once."

"Quite right," St. Peter says. "You have that 2004 Rolls Royce with the
TV, GPS built in bar, and gold handles."

Three weeks later the first two guys in their jalopies came upon the Rolls
with the driver sobbing over the steering wheel. "What's up?," they ask,
"Don't you like the Rolls?."

"Oh yes," says the last man, "It is the best, but I've just seen my wife
going bye on a scooter."

 

[bamagirl]

Women who read

>
>
> > A couple goes on a vacation to a fishing resort in Northern
> > Minnesota.The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife
> > likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of
> > fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the
> > lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
> > distance, anchors and continues to read her book. Along comes a game
> > warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good
> > morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies,
> > (thinking "isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing
> > area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
> > reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> > could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> > "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
>the
> > woman.
> > "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
> > "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
> > start at any moment."
> > "Have a nice day Ma'am," and he left...
> >
> > MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can think
> > also.
> >

 

[Silverlyn]

Hello everyone!!!!!

How's everyone doin??? I'm Great!!! Ready for the weekend!!!

So did anyone get to do any Humpin on Hump Day?? I know I didn't.. but maybe this weekend

Ya'll have a good one!
*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[Jayzan]

Morning all,
Well, no humping on hump day Silver, but maybe today. I'm also ready for the weekend. Hopefully a nice quiet one.

Bama, I'm riding a bicycle. I'd like to taste some of your cooking. The best tasting things don't always look pretty anyway. I also have three different bottles of wine.

Angel, I have many occupational trades, Id like to think I could fulfill all of your needs. Although the female anatomy is my specialty.

Spank, Welcome, and yes, I'm one of those horny married men. As for getting together, Well I think thats best left unsaid. Sometimes it's better to not know the truth. It leaves the imagination to run wild.

Sga, morning yall. It's so nice to finally see you post again. I know I've missed yall alot. Lucky needs to relax a little and throw you on that bed yall keep at work. I know you don't give him much of a chance to relax in bed, but I hear it makes good action shots.

Everyone have a great day.

Jay

 

[Georgia Girl]

Morning all

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big boobs".

 

[Jayzan]

Morning GG,

Havent seen much of you, hope you're doing well. How's the wrist doing? I hope things have gotten to the point where you can relax a litttle more these days. I sure miss hearing about your adventures. It's nice to see your wonderful attitude again.

 

[bamagirl]

yayyyyyyyyyy GG is back

good morning everyone

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good morning ya'll

Jay ....... my elbow is coming along, its just going to take a bit of time.

Bama ....... I thought of a title for you "Dixieland Delight"

 

[Jayzan]

Bama, remember the wine, well I didn't bring any cups. Do you think we could borrow your dixie cups.

 

[bamagirl]

lol jay do you think they will be big enough

 

[lstbs]

Just want to give a quick "good morning" to y'all down there. Have been pretty busy with work and taking care of a wife who has to re-learn how to walk up and down stairs...she found out how many steps lead to the basement by going bumpity bump on several of them the other night. And no...I had nothing to do with it and was in another room when it happened. So for this one, I'm innocent.

Hope all have a good day and a soon to be Great weekend. Bama, love reading all the jokes...you keep it up. Hard to tell which is my favorite as I get a good laugh off of them all. Thanks.

Everyone...take care!

 

[bamagirl]

Good morning ya'll

Jay ....... my elbow is coming along, its just going to take a bit of time.

Bama ....... I thought of a title for you "Dixieland Delight"

its great to have you back GG

 

[Jayzan]

Don't matter how big they are Bama, as long as they can hold the wine long enough to get it to my mouth.

 

[bamagirl]

I think they big enough for that

 

[sga_swingers]

Good morning everybody!!

Looks like most everyone is here this morning except Gator and DA.

While everyones here, what has been decided on Macon?

By the way Jay. You probably wouldn't need to take wine with you to Bamas. I'm sure you could provide some tasty necter of her own.

Hope everyone has a terrific day!

 

[bamagirl]

i havent heard no more on macon.

I think your right on the nectar

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Cooking and Baking are my favourite past times. I quit Culinary Arts to take up programming. Decorating is an art all to itself. I made my sisters wedding cake and decorated it. I was thankful she wanted it nice a plain.


Spank

 

[bamagirl]

Cooking and Baking are my favourite past times. I quit Culinary Arts to take up programming. Decorating is an art all to itself. I made my sisters wedding cake and decorated it. I was thankful she wanted it nice a plain.


Spank

ohhhhhhhhh sweety great job!!

come teach me please!!
I can make em taste good,but im ousy at decorating

 

[bamagirl]

ok im also lousy at typing

 

[Jayzan]

Bama Nectar, Now that I got a have. I'm sure it's so sweet too.
How bout it Bama, up for some milking.

 

[bamagirl]

lol Jay you coming to bama??

 

[bamagirl]

Brewing Coffee:
A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up

First, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking

around here and you should do it, because that is your job,

and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the

Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, " No such thing! I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...

(Are you ready for this?)

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"HEBREWS"

 

[atlgator]

Hello to all the old timers and welcome to all the newbies.

I see we are still telling jokes.....

Silver.. you staying warm up there?? Really supposed to get cold this weekend... and I am still waiting for you to be FULL strength for my massage...

SGA.. welcome back.. glad you are back... hope all is well down your way... and as for Macon.. that whole idea fell apart.. found out everyone was talk and no action...but let me know when ya'll fire up the hot tub.. I'll be right down...

Naughty.. sorry you were sick.. I have been battleing a whole household of sickness here, but it looks like everyone is doing well now.

Bama.. how you doing sweety?? You still teasing Jay??? LMAO

Jay.. what's up?? Been busy here.. trying to stay ahead of everything.. I'll give you a shout this week when I can.

Hey SHANNON !!! Get a raise from your sorry boss yet??? LOL

GG.. nice to see you are on the road to recovery as well also...

Well... guess I am caught up for now.. LOL.. I will be around later... take care everyone,

Dan

Oh yeah.. midga... big huggs... LOL

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hey everyone! I hope you al are having a good day. I just got home from work and fixing to get ready for a baby shower.I'll pop back in later.

Gator.. glad to see you back darlin.

Jay... You'll have to show me how well you know the female anatomy. There will be a test and anything below a 100 is failing.