Georgia directory?

[Silverlyn]

Afternoon Ya'll!!!!

Hope everyone is havin a great day!! I gotta go to work here soon.. but only workin 4 hours then I get to come home and pack for the weekend.. leavin for Charlotte, NC tonight!!

Jay.. Hope ya have a good quiet weekend.. and ya get ya humpin!

Spank.. Beautiful cake! You've got some real talent there..

Gator...Hey there.. long time no talk.. Hope you're doin well!! It is stayin cold here....but I got someone keepin me hot lately And I'm already back to full strength!! Been doin lotsa massages lately!!

Everyone else.. Hope Ya'll have a great weekend!!! And try to stay warm!!!

*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[bamagirl]

good evening everyone

gator its great to see you back sweetheart I still think you need to come to school in bama...southeast bama to be exact

 

[Jayzan]

Angel, whats the worst that could happen, I fail and have to stay after scool for tutoring, Or I pass and still stay after school for extra credit from the teacher. I guess my hands are tied on this one, I'll go for the extra credit anyday. That way I get to show off, what my teacher taught me.

Gator, whats up double naught? Man where the hell have you been? Don't give me any lame story about having to take care of things. And by the way, you dont have a computer at home, or is the bottom of that gator tail yellow? I happen to know you were off most of the time you were MIA. Boy you missed all kind of photos of everybody. Silver and Angel both posted themselves naked!!! Full frontal and horizontal, BUT you missed it. I see they have taken down the photos. Thats what you get for missing the meetings.

Bama, I go a long ways for the right nectar. The right nectar is like pure speed, addictive and dangerous. Don't make me warm up the jet!!

Silver, Darlin nobody hopes more than me. I have a candle party going on tonight at my house, so I'll be doing some hidin. Might get to talk to all of you at night, boy that'll be a change. Lets see, is that one hump or two....?

 

[sga_swingers]

Well it looks like the gangs all back.

Gator, damn glad to see ya!! We never backed out of Macon.

Hey Silver. Now don't go and do anything in Charlotte we wouldn't do

hope everyone thats not sticking around has a great evening

 

[bamagirl]

Subject: Little green snakes can be dangerous



If you always thought those little green garden snakes were O.K., read
on:

Green Garden Grass snakes can be dangerous. Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes.


A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants, and during a
recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze. It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.

The husband who was taking a shower ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa. He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it.


About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him in the butt.

He thought the snake had bitten him and he fainted. His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him out.

About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.

Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief. But in relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa, and the neighbor man, seeing her laying there passed out tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

An ambulance was again called and it was determined that the injury required hospitalization.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed he had been bitten by the snake. She went to the kitchen, brought back a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now the police had arrived.

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the two women tried to explain how it all happened over a little green snake.

They called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Just then the little snake crawled out from under the couch.

One of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table that was on one side of the sofa.

The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes. The other policeman tried to beat out the flames and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog, who startled, jumped up and raced out into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car and set it on fire.

Meanwhile the burning drapes had spread to the walls and the entire house was blazing. Neighbors had called the fire department and the arriving fire truck had started raising his ladder as they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires and put out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten square city block area.

Time passed. Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was rebuilt, the police acquired a new car, and all was right with their world. About a year later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

She shot him.

 

[Jayzan]

Bama, is that supposed to be funny?

 

[bamagirl]

well I thought it was very funny :0

kisses Jay

 

[sga_swingers]

Bama we found it funny Don't let Jay stop you from posting more.

 

[funguy1232003]

hello all!

Thanks for the warm welcome. How is everyone doing tonight?

FG

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

I thought it was funny too. Shame on you Jay. Now you have to stay for detention for a week. Have a good night everyone.

 

[funguy1232003]

that story makes any day seem better

ha ha!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hey fun guy. How are ya tonight?

 

[Silverlyn]

Hey guys!!

I'm SO far behind.. I should be packed and on the road by now.. but I'm always runnin late

Jay.. Good luck hidin at the party!!! The more humps the betta

SGA... Don't worry about me.. I plan on have lotsa fun!!!! Gonna have even more fun when I go in May for the Carolina Litogether!!

 

[funguy1232003]

hey dirtyangel26

I'm good, just getting my Lit fix for the day and yourself?

 

[bamagirl]

silver please drive careful,and enjoy your trip sweety

funguy welcome back hun

don't worry ya'll I will keep posting the jokes

hugss n kissess

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Snakes...Lmoa~

HA HA HA HA HA HA ~
Hey-Good lookin...Waggin my tail
Feel me now....lmao...waves at bamagirl...

You were taken by suprise..
by the eye to eye's..
the lips that mashed..
in a split second it dashed.
The wet warm feel..
that a finger did steal.
As it was insert..
the tongues whipping cohurst.
And just as fast, ..
gone in a flash...
But the mind still lingers..
bout the stabbing of the finger..
As it finally sinks in...
Where his finger had just been.
A fingering stolen...
as your smile is growing...
..............Art...............

 

[bamagirl]

lol Art you always bring a smile to my face

 

[bamagirl]

Yes, I did have my mammogram
today... Why do you ask?
For years and years they told me,
Be careful of your breasts.
Don't ever squeeze or bruise them.
And give them monthly tests.

So I heeded all their warnings,
And protected them by law.
Guarded them very carefully,
And I always wore my bra.

After 30 years of astute care,
My gyno, Dr. Pruitt,
Said I should get a Mammogram.
"O.K," I said, "let's do it."

"Stand up here real close" she said,
(She got my boob in line),
"And tell me when it hurts," she said,
"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."

She stepped upon a pedal,
I could not believe my eyes!
A plastic plate came slamming down,
My hooter's in a vise!

My skin was stretched and mangled,
From underneath my chin.
My poor boob was being squashed,
To Swedish Pancake thin.

Excruciating pain I felt,
Within it's vise-like grip.
A prisoner in this vicious thing,
My poor defenseless tit!

"Take a deep breath" she said to me,
Who does she think she's kidding?!?
My chest is mashed in her machine,
And woozy I am getting.

"There, that's good," I heard her say,
(The room was slowly swaying.)
"Now, let's have a go at the other one."
Have mercy, I was praying.

It squeezed me from both up and down,
It squeezed me from both sides.
I'll bet SHE'S never had this done,
To HER tender little hide.

Next time that they make me do this,
I will request a blindfold.
I have no wish to see again,
My knockers getting steamrolled.

If I had no problem when I came in,
I surely have one now.
If there had been a cyst in there,
It would have gone "ker-pow!"

This machine was created by a man,
Of this, I have no doubt.
I'd like to stick his balls in there,
And see how THEY come out.

 

[sga_swingers]

I had decided nobody was on tonight so I dimantled my puter for a little overhaul.

Looks like as soon as I turned it off it got busy.

Hope you all have a great night. I gotta get some sleep

DA, Nice Pic!!

 

[bamagirl]

night sga sweet dreams

 

[My Erotic Tail]

Night Night

QQ..(Looks around..no bama found)

Night Night sweetie....

 

[Jayzan]

Morning all,

Bama, I didn't mean for you to stop posting. I just didn't think that one was funny. I'm sorry if I don't have the greatest sense of humor in the world yall. Bama, I love your stories and jokes. I will be truthful, usually I dont read the long ones.

Angel, wow! is that you? Now I know why I have the jet already fueled. By the way, where are you located. I'm sure you have already told everybody, but my memory is not the best in the world.(Don't ask why) Just wondering how hard it would be to find you. As for detention, after seeing your picture, I plan on living in there. Jay's going to be a bad boy from now on.

Silver, Did a fair job at hidin. I was talking to Bama one minute, then I fell asleep the next. Probably about 8:30. Got to watching a movie, and thats all it took. Of course I got off work at 12:00 to go home and clean the house for my wife. When I'm home, I'm drinking beer, a lot of beer. So by 8:00, I was ready to go to sleep. I guess I dont have to tell you... no humpin last night.

Well it's Friday so everybody have a great day.
Jay

 

[bamagirl]

jay usually the longest ones r the funniest my favorite is still the hamster lol

My erotic tail kisses sweetheart

hope everyone has a great friday

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! I hope you all have a great friday.

Jay.. Yep thats me.I live in a little hole in the wall town called Louisville. About 50 miles from Augusta.

sga.. Thanks!

bama.. Love your jokes sweetie

 

[bamagirl]

just peeking in
thank you DA I get lots every day and i try sharing a few with you we all need a smile

kisses n hugss ya'll