Georgia directory?

[sga_swingers]

Good morning everybody.

Bama, Probably not a wink

Welcome funguy

Jay, hope your day goes well. Sounds like you have a house call to make to DA. Should we start putting a DR. before your name or is that lot allowed for a doctor of love?

Hope everyone has a great day

 

[bamagirl]

Blonde Jokes - Clever Blonde
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!

 

[bamagirl]

"Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"
$ Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

$ If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

$ He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

$ He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you 'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

$ He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

$ This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.

Amazing isn't it? However...

$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

 

[MajorK]

Blonde Jokes

Hey Bama Girl,
I did some research concerning blonde jokes a few years ago, and discovered some startling facts. Do you know how many blonde jokes have been documented world-wide in the last 50 years? ONLY TWO!!!!!! All the rest turned out to actually be true stories.

 

[bamagirl]

Re: Blonde Jokes

Hey Bama Girl,
I did some research concerning blonde jokes a few years ago, and discovered some startling facts. Do you know how many blonde jokes have been documented world-wide in the last 50 years? ONLY TWO!!!!!! All the rest turned out to actually be true stories.

thank god im not a blonde huh?

 

[MajorK]

WHo Cares About Hair Color?

BamaGirl,
It makes no difference to me if you're blonde. I have always had a penchant for nurses though.

Major K

 

[bamagirl]

Re: WHo Cares About Hair Color?

BamaGirl,
It makes no difference to me if you're blonde. I have always had a penchant for nurses though.

Major K

thank you

 

[Jayzan]

Morning my surviving lit friends,

Looks like somebody scared somebodies away. Where did everyone go. It sure got lonely in here pretty fast. Man, you grow in leaps and bounds one minute, then dwindle down to just a few the next. I hope everyone has just been busy.

To everyone who reads this today, please have a great day.

Angel, I hope last night was better than the other one. Please get well, I hate it when you're sick.( not that I've ever seen you sick, but I know I would hate it.) Remember, you're only a jet flight away.

Sga, UUMMMM.....Yes. Dr. is perfectly legal in front of my name. I have a degree in the medicine of love. Which one you might ask, I'm guilty of love in the first degree.

Bama, How are you this morning? I hope work has been going well for you. So whats been happening in the great state Bama lately? I've got leaves down again. Will your hands fit a pole about this big l--------------------------------------l. I've got just the right one for you!!!

Love ya mean it!!

Jay

 

[sga_swingers]

Good morning all,

Bama, Keep them comming! We need a good laugh through the day.

Jay, well now I hate to say it but that one was pretty lame.

Welcome Major

Hope everyone has a great day

 

[Jayzan]

We dont always post smart, but we always post.

Love you really mean it!!

 

[sga_swingers]

So where has everyone gone? Where's GG and Gator?

 

[bamagirl]

Good Morning everyone

I also been wondering where everyone is

GG,Gator,dc,lstbs where are ya'll????

we miss you


the last few weeks my mom has been really sick,and i was home taking care of her.I went back to work on sunday,and I am so sore lol amazing how being out just a few weeks and my muscles are like i never used them.

hope every one has a great day

 

[sga_swingers]

Bama, I guess we are the only ones that can come out to play today.

Do you need someone to massage the kinks out of you?

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hey don't leave me out. I want to play too!

Jay... Last night was certainly better. And today is pretty good too. I'll remember to call you next time I am sick. Might could use a special doctor.

 

[sga_swingers]

Good afternoon DA. Hope you are feeling a lot better.

Glad you came out to play

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Good afternoon DA. Hope you are feeling a lot better.

Glad you came out to play

Thanks. I feel alot better.

 

[SpankMyMonkey]

Just giving a shout out to my fellow peaches.

Just curious....has any lit member ever gottten together with another lit memeber. Perhaps a couple of peaches....

I always these married horney dudes looking for sex. Anybody ever hook up???

Keep on spanking

Lick (i)
Lick (i)
Lick (i)
Lick (i)

Spank

 

[sga_swingers]

So DA, Did you bring any icing with you? That thought of you covered is driving us crazy

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

So DA, Did you bring any icing with you? That thought of you covered is driving us crazy

I sure did. Where shall I put it?

 

[sga_swingers]

You get to pick the spots. What we need is starting point. We know where we want to finish

 

[bamagirl]

hiya spankmymonkey welcome to our corner of lit

Georgia Girl and I met

sga i do need that massage bad!!!

hiya DA are you still loving the job??
I love to bake n cook. I can make things taste good,but im awful at decorating.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

You get to pick the spots. What we need is starting point. We know where we want to finish

Mmmm.. I love the way you guys think!

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

hiya DA are you still loving the job??
I love to bake n cook. I can make things taste good,but im awful at decorating.

Hello to you! Yes I am still loving the job. Looks like you have my problem. Can bake and cook and it tastes good but I can not decorate. They are teaching me though. They assure me that I will be able to do it in time. I just hope they are right!

 

[bamagirl]

Hello to you! Yes I am still loving the job. Looks like you have my problem. Can bake and cook and it tastes good but I can not decorate. They are teaching me though. They assure me that I will be able to do it in time. I just hope they are right!

good luck

I never got the hang of it no matter how hard i try lol

 

[bamagirl]

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,
and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

The blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able
to contain her curiosity any
longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"