Georgia directory?

[Jayzan]

thats what I'm doing at work now, TESTING. Just got finisfed though. Now I'm on my way to the house. But there's always a road that leads to where you are. Maybe one day you can start on your road, and I can start on mine, and we'll meet in the middle. The middle, always a good place to start. Wouldn't you agree. ( middle of the body, middle of the legs, middle of the ass, it doesn't matter where you start, as long as you start in the middle!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

I definitley agree!

 

[sga_swingers]

Just dropped in for a minute to say hello to everyone. We have been soooo busy with work we haven't had time to play. We will be back regularly within the next two weeks though.

We hope everyone is doing well.

Jay, I couldn't disagree with you more. I prefer to start at the ends and slowly, very slowly, work my way to the middle.

Will be back soon. Take care all

 

[clsc69vette]

Just popped into say hi. Been put on some weird hours at work so if I am absent please forgive me.

 

[Silverlyn]

Hey everyone!!

Hope everyone is havin an enjoyable weekend!!!.. I know I AM!!! Spendin quality time with my hunny

Well I think I'm goin to see that movie Along Came Polly tonight! I think it will be really good!!

Well I'm will talk to you guys later.. hope ya'll have a great night!!!

*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hope everyone is having a good night.

 

[Silverlyn]

Just poppin in before goin to work to say Hello..
Hope everyone is having a great Sunday!!!
*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

I hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

 

[bamagirl]

Just popping in to say hi

My Mom has been sick this week,so i sorta just been on n off.

hope the rest of you are having a great weekend.

kisses n huggs

 

[ertem]

any ladies in atlanta feel like fooling around?

 

[Jayzan]

Good Morning

Hi Everyone,
Good Monday morning to all.
Sga, it was nice to hear from you guys. I can be superfast when I need to be!!

Hope everyone has a nice day. I know mine will be busy outside today. Hope to hear from all of you, Those that are on trips, Please be careful and come back to us in one piece.

Jay

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! I hope you all have a wonderful day.

 

[clsc69vette]

Good Morning All! Hope you have a good one, got lots to do and hope I have enough time to get it all done.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hello everyone.I hope everyone is enjoying their holiday. I start work tomorrow. I am so looking forward to it. Have a good night everyone.

 

[BobbyJune]

I'm not going to lie, I was afraid to post, but I changed my mind seeing as this is on page 90 or so and I can be vague . I'm 21 and in school in Georgia. Honestly, this is probably my second time on this site, but I liked that there were some interesting people on this zaney thing so I figured I'd leave a message in case anyone's interested in PMing yet another 21 year old male. I'm in school, which I've said, and I work a pretty wierd/different/interesting job, but I'd rather talk over AIM or email, so if you want to, feel free to send me a message.

.... That wasn't so bad

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Welcome Bobby

 

[Georgia Girl]

Good evening everyone

Hello to all the new people, thank you for joining us

Gator.....you stopped the wrong woman in orange, that was my sis in law.

 

[bamagirl]

I hope ya'll forgive me for posting this here,but I was reading mail,and about died laughing. Hope you enjoy it to

>Calling in sick for work makes me uncomfortable. No matter

>how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my

>boss thinks I'm lying.

>

>On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway,

>because the truth was just too darned humiliating.

>

>I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I

>hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I

>reasoned, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage

>on the top of my head.

>

>The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my

>wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new

>acquisition was no problem. Then one morning, I was taking

>my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, call out to

>me from the kitchen.

>

>"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come

>reset it."

>

>"You know where the button is," I protested through the

>shower pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

>

>"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and

>sucks me in?"

>

>There was a meaningful pause and then she said, "C'mon, it'll

>only take you a seconds."

>

>So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my

>silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how

>I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly.

>

>Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head under the

>sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing...

>

>It struck without warning, and without any respect to my

>circumstances.

>

>No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing

>metal teeth.

>

>It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling

>objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been

>poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under

>the sink. And, at the precise moment

>when I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly

>offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws.

>

>I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements,

>blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a

>kitten hanging from my masculine region.

>

>Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight"

>syndrome. Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option.

>I know this from experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air

>when the sink and cabinet bluntly and forcefully impeded my ascent.

>

>The impact knocked me out cold.

>

>When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now

>there are not many things in this life worse than finding oneself

>lying on the kitchen floor buck naked in front of a group of

>"been-there, done-that" paramedics.

>

>Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics

>were all snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the

>while trying to suppress their hysterical laughter........and not

>succeeding.

>

>Somehow I lived through it all.

>

>A few days later I finally made it back to work, where my

>colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me about my head

>injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk about,

>which it was.

>

>"What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?"

>

>If they only knew!




DA i hope the new job goes well sweety

GG welcome home,and I hope you had a great time.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Bama, sweetie, that was funny as hell. Thanks

 

[bamagirl]

Bama, sweetie, that was funny as hell. Thanks

your welcome sweetheart

 

[Georgia Girl]

Rental Dispute!

A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $500.00. So they spent the night together.

In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment "Rent for Apartment."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So, he sent a cheque for $250.00 and enclosed anote:

Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a check in the amount of $250.00 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:
1. It had never been occupied.
2. There was plenty of heat.
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and at home.

Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent back the following reply:

Dear Sir:
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord. I will expect full payment due immediately or I will be forced to hire someone to remove your furniture.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

GG... Thanks that was funny. Need to tell my husband that one

 

[bamagirl]

Subject: It's Hard to Beat A Texan





A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next
to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are
open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a
telephone in that Rolls?"

The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."

"I got one too . . . see?" the Texan says.

"Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."

"You got a fax machine?" asks the Texan.

"Why, actually, yes, I do."

"I do too! See? It's right here," brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the
Volkswagen says, "So, do you have a double bed in back
there?"

The guy in the Rolls replies, "NO! Do you?"

"Yep, got my double bed right in back here," the Texan
replies.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so
he immediately goes to a customizing shop and orders them
to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done.

He picks up his car and drives all over town looking for the
Volkswagen beetle with the Texas plates. Finally, he finds
it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next
to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels
somewhat awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly
modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window of the
Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack
and peeks out. The guy with the Rolls says, "Hey, remember
me?"

"Yeah, yeah, I remember you," replies the Texan, "What's up?"

"Check this out . . . I got a double bed installed in my
Rolls."

The Texan exclaims, "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME
THAT?!"

 

[Georgia Girl]

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."

"The kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

 

[midgacouple]

Gator.....you stopped the wrong woman in orange, that was my sis in law. [/B]

Please dont tell me Mr. Gator kissed the wrong woman
LMAO
poor thing