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GOOD MORNING...

Well, back to work this morning and getting caught up. Loved the jokes, GG and "bama"...nice way to start with a good laugh. Hope all have a good day and a better week...
 
Good Morning

Hi everyone,

GG, glad your back darlin. I hope you had a nice time. So how do you feel, did you get relaxed. I see you sound like you're in a better mood.( not that you were in a bad one) It just sounds like the GG I met a while back.

Bama, morning sweety, havent heard much from you. I hope your days are going well. Cold out there this morning, stay warm. By the way, how did your date go. You seem like something is taking a little more of your time these days.

Vette, hello sexy lady, sure do miss our little talks. I hope your not working too hard these days.

Gator, where the hell are you? It's about time you reared your gator head out of the murky water. Even a gator can't stay under forever.

Silver, How are you doing? I guess you've been really busy? How's the wrist holding up?

Angel, Can't and don't want to forget you little darlin. I hope your days are treating you well. Don't forget, I've got a bucket with your name on it.( It's more like a wash tub, a bath built for two.)

Everyone please have a nice day!!
Jay
 
glad you liked the joke lstbs :)

Jay I didn't go sweety. He came over to the house a few times,and i wasn't impressed with his actions. He was very immature. My mom has been sick,so i been just popping on n off


DA good luck today sweety


everyone have a good day :)
 
Just remember, you can always pop on me. I might be a little immature as well, but I'm a hell of a ride.
 
Jayzan said:
Just remember, you can always pop on me. I might be a little immature as well, but I'm a hell of a ride.
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lol Jay I will remember that thank you :)
 
Any time I can brighten your day, or make that thing tingle, you just let me know!!!
 
Goodmorning everyone! I hope you all have a sunny,bright,and hopefully warm day.Has anyone noticed just how damn cold it is out there?? I have my three hour oreintation today, so I will be on later this afternoon.

bama.. thanks sweetie.

Jay... Let me know when you want to use that bucket. ;) I am ready and willing.
 
Thats the best I can do for now. To get the better version, we would have to get the wash tub involved.
 
Jay ----> Getting wash tub cleaned up and filling with warm water and plenty of suds!!

Better look out for the little rubber ducky, he like to poke his head in dark places.
 
Morning All,

Kikcking back and enjoying my last day off for a bit. Tomorrow marks the first day in a 10 day stretch so I am going to make the most of my down time. I hope everyone has a great day, Iknow I am going to.

Bama/GG THANK YOU both for the good jokes this morning. A good laugh is just what the Dr. ordered.

Jay sorry just been very busy.

DA hope your orientation goes well.

Welcome to all of our new people!!!!
 
I would be doing the same as this lady lol :)
I think we all need to smile more. :)

Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young
trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They
parked
their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end.
At
the last house, a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two
men
as they checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger
coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that
an
older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that
last
house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked
her
what was wrong.

Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two men from the gas
company
running as hard as you two were, I figured I'd better run too!"
 
A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?" The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?" The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."


ok ya'll i love jokes if someone doesn't want them here please tell me,and I will stop :)
 
LMAO!! That was funny. I love the jokes. Keep posting them. My orientation went great. Back home now.Have a good day everyone.:kiss:
 
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