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sga_swingers
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Good morning all!!
Just wanted to pop in and say hello. A little busy this morning but will be popping in later.
Hope everyone has a GREAT hump day!!!
Just wanted to pop in and say hello. A little busy this morning but will be popping in later.
Hope everyone has a GREAT hump day!!!
Dirty_Angel26
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Jayzan said:
I just got off work. My days are just fine.As for my bucket, where did I put the damn thing? Oh I remember... I left it at your house.
Dirty_Angel26
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Hello everyone! I hope everyone's Wednesday is going well. I am off work now and I am going to relax a bit before I do housework. If I do it today then I can enjoy my day off tomorrow. I'll pop in later.
>THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH
>THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
>*************************
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
>**************************
>
>Roses are red, violets are blue,
>sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
>**************************
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>
>****************************
>
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not.
>
>******************************
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
>*******************************
>
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>************************************
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
>************************************
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
>***************************************
>
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
>****************************************
>
>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell".
>
>*****************************************
>
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime
>
>THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT ... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
>
>
>Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
>But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
>*************************
>
>I thought that I could love no other
>Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
>**************************
>
>Roses are red, violets are blue,
>sugar is sweet, and so are you.
>But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
>the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
>
>**************************
>
>Of loving beauty you float with grace
>If only you could hide your face.
>
>****************************
>
>Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
>This describes everything you are not.
>
>******************************
>
>I want to feel your sweet embrace
>But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
>*******************************
>
>I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
>Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
>************************************
>
>My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
>Marrying you screwed up my life.
>
>************************************
>
>I see your face when I am dreaming.
>That's why I always wake up screaming.
>
>***************************************
>
>My love, you take my breath away.
>What have you stepped in to smell this way?
>
>****************************************
>
>My feelings for you no words can tell,
>Except for maybe "go to hell".
>
>*****************************************
>
>What inspired this amorous rhyme?
>Two parts vodka, one part lime
>
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lstbs
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How y'all!
Hope y'all are doing well. Seeing "bama" is again making the afternoon with the jokes. Tuned in and that put a smile on my face. Thank you and keep up the good work. Hoping its warmer down there than up here. Got all this white stuff on the ground and its not the white hot sand of a lovely beach. This stuff, with the way the weather has been, will be here for awhile, as it won't be melting anytime soon, due to how cold it is. Wishing to be home...at least it would be a few degrees warmer...I'm sure.
Take care and hope the remaining part of the day and evening are good to all.
Hope y'all are doing well. Seeing "bama" is again making the afternoon with the jokes. Tuned in and that put a smile on my face. Thank you and keep up the good work. Hoping its warmer down there than up here. Got all this white stuff on the ground and its not the white hot sand of a lovely beach. This stuff, with the way the weather has been, will be here for awhile, as it won't be melting anytime soon, due to how cold it is. Wishing to be home...at least it would be a few degrees warmer...I'm sure.
Take care and hope the remaining part of the day and evening are good to all.
MEN MENU
It's not so complicated!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are
only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think
we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
have money, are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
...so remember.........
......Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner
with.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!!
It's not so complicated!
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are
only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think
we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and
have money, are pigs.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and
thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.
...so remember.........
......Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep
them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner
with.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT!!
lstbs
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HA HA HA!!!!!
The "Men Menu"...that's good. Now, there has to be a woman's menu there somewhere?????
Hey...if it was in the 40's here, I think I'd be out in the sun in shorts and t-shirt. Hasn't been above 32 for so long, don't know when and then you add the wind chill factor and it is between 0-10 degrees. Looking out now, the wind is blowing and you see the powdery snow blowing around. Makes it look so nice...until you step outside. I've got cabin fever and want out!!!!!!!
Looks as if I'll be in south Georgia at the end of February. Counting the days to being down there...
The "Men Menu"...that's good. Now, there has to be a woman's menu there somewhere?????
Hey...if it was in the 40's here, I think I'd be out in the sun in shorts and t-shirt. Hasn't been above 32 for so long, don't know when and then you add the wind chill factor and it is between 0-10 degrees. Looking out now, the wind is blowing and you see the powdery snow blowing around. Makes it look so nice...until you step outside. I've got cabin fever and want out!!!!!!!
Looks as if I'll be in south Georgia at the end of February. Counting the days to being down there...
For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!".
HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig.....
Just to get a little sausage.
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free!".
HERE'S AN UPDATE FOR YOU
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
WHY?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig.....
Just to get a little sausage.
Dirty_Angel26
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Just popping in to see how everyone is doing. Have a wonderful night. 
lol why could i invision this as gator or jay???
Subject: JOKE
> A senior citizen's group charters a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City.
> As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and
> says "I ve just been molested!"
> The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells
> her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another
> old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The
> driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be
> molesting those old ladies?
> About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd
> been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and
> pulls into the first rest area.
> When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his
> hands and knees crawling in the aisles. "Hey gramps, what are you doing
> down there?" says the bus driver.
> "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I
> grab it, it keeps running away..."
Subject: JOKE
> A senior citizen's group charters a bus from Brooklyn to Atlantic City.
> As they entered New Jersey, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and
> says "I ve just been molested!"
> The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells
> her to go back to her seat, and sit down. A short time later, another
> old woman comes forward, and claims that she was just molested. The
> driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who would be
> molesting those old ladies?
> About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd
> been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and
> pulls into the first rest area.
> When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his
> hands and knees crawling in the aisles. "Hey gramps, what are you doing
> down there?" says the bus driver.
> "I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I
> grab it, it keeps running away..."
A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get
the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon."He's just
going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her
out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
no boys you can't do this to her mother!!
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line
covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house.
They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat
the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get
the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon."He's just
going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.
"Sorry I took so long," he says, as they drive away.
"Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger
to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from
scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her
out into the back yard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car.
no boys you can't do this to her mother!!
Dirty_Angel26
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Goodmorning everyone. Hope everyone is staying warm. Have a wonderful day.
Dirty_Angel26
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Where is everyone? I hope you all had a wonderful day.
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Just a newbie to this thread, chello!
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Great writing Bama...
yourdestonie
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We're having a Litogether and we would love for you to come. The dates are May 14th - 16th in Charlotte NC. This is no ordnary Litogether this is one for any one and every one to attend.
its being sponsored by:
Adam & Eve
And
"Wicked Ways"
There will be lots of Door prizes and Special events going on all weekend. Those will include but are not limited to (cause we're still planning) BDSM Demos, Poetry / story readings and contests, Adult Party Games, maybe even a costume contest. There will be many other things going on as well. We've got 2 Sponsors who will be on hand at different times with their items for sale at a discount to those attending.
This litogether is going to be one you will not want to miss. Click the link below to go to the Litogether Thread and post an RSVP. You will get the necessary Info by PM.
"THE LITOGETHER" thread
We would love to see you there, take the chance We're sure you will not be dissapointed you did.
its being sponsored by:
Adam & Eve
And
"Wicked Ways"
There will be lots of Door prizes and Special events going on all weekend. Those will include but are not limited to (cause we're still planning) BDSM Demos, Poetry / story readings and contests, Adult Party Games, maybe even a costume contest. There will be many other things going on as well. We've got 2 Sponsors who will be on hand at different times with their items for sale at a discount to those attending.
This litogether is going to be one you will not want to miss. Click the link below to go to the Litogether Thread and post an RSVP. You will get the necessary Info by PM.
"THE LITOGETHER" thread
We would love to see you there, take the chance We're sure you will not be dissapointed you did.
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