Georgia directory?

[Georgia Girl]

Good morning everybody

Bama honey you are keeping me in stitches with these jokes. You've got some great friends who send you wonderful stuff.

I hope the day is good for everybody. Have a good one and I'll talk with ya'll later on.

Oh and by the way, have a great weekend too.

 

[Jayzan]

Morning everyone,
Had a good day yesterday, left work early and enjoyed the rest of the afternoon. I see there wasn't much going on here either. I'ts amazing how busy one can get. I hope everybody has a good Friday, and enjoys the weekend.

Jay

 

[bamagirl]

> A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing
> with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
> her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off
> now cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches, who are
> getting on, get your asses on the train cause we're going down the tracks."
>
> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
> language in this house. Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to
> stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,
> but I want you to use nice language."
>
> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
> his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
> passengers, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We
> thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with
> us again soon." She heard her little darling continue, "For those of you
> just boarding, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will
> have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
> pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."


hiya ya'll hope everyone is having a great friday afternoon

 

[Jayzan]

Well it looks like its you and me Bama. I'm at home so I wont get the emails that tell you someones posetd but I'll keep watching.

Lets see....wonder what you have on?

 

[bamagirl]

Well it looks like its you and me Bama. I'm at home so I wont get the emails that tell you someones posetd but I'll keep watching.

Lets see....wonder what you have on?

very warm flannell jammies im freezing!! lol
sexy huh?

kisses Jay

 

[Jayzan]

Sorry, forgot about the time,
You know I dont really care what you wear.....it's coming off anyway!! You cant really enjoy body heat, unless you experience it at the skin level.

 

[Silverlyn]

Hey everyone!!!

How's everyone doin? Hope ya'll all had a decent week.. and got big plans for the weekend!! I'm not sure I like all this cold weather except for the cuddlin I get to do!!

Life has been really busy for me this last week.. my shop is taking off some more..had lots of massages to do this week.. which isn't really bad.. cause that means I might be able to quit my other job sooner!!!

*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Goodmorning everyone! I hope everyone is enjoying thier weekend. I am off today. Going to do things around the house. I'll pop back in later.

 

[bamagirl]

good morning ya'll

miss seeing you as much silver,but congrads on more business if gator and Jay was closer I think you would be set for life on business!!

DA how are you enjoying that job??

dc where are you???

everyone have a great sat

 

[Jayzan]

Bama, you aint wrong there darlin. I would love an everyday massage. Of course on Saturdays it would include a short sponge bath. You know, just like the one in my dreams, you were there.

Silver, I see you're going to attend the Charlotte litogether. I will be in NC that weekend, and the following week. We are going to work on the house in Maggie Valley. Gonna try to get over that way, but don't know if I can pull it off yet. Damn thing sounds like a great time. You know there's going to be some horny people there. Maybe even a demonstration or two. Sure would like to see you there.....

Good morning angel, hope your day is relaxing.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

DA how are you enjoying that job??

I actually like it. Moving on to baking breads and decorating cakes next. Never thought I would be excited about baking.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Good morning angel, hope your day is relaxing.

Has been so far. Of course I could use a little excitement. Care to help me out in that department?

 

[Silverlyn]

Hey everyone.. Just thought I'd pop in and say hello.. and hope everyone is havin a good night!!!

Bama.. thanks.. and I'm sure I would be set if they came to see me

Jay.. Yes I am plannin on goin to the Carolina Litogether.. already got my room reserved It should be a blast!! I'm sure you'll have fun if ya make it over there.

I think that other people here in the GA thread should try to go to the Carolina Litogether!! It's gonna be a blast.. people from all over are gonna be there.. and the planned activities will make it well worth the drive!!

Well I gotta get off here for a bit I think.. Hope Ya'l have a good night!

*huggles and snuggles*
-Silver

 

[bamagirl]

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore
and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus " bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day
because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting;
so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, I'm glad I did!
What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection
just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is...



and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus
because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!
Why, while I was sitting there,



the guy behind me started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"For the love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS CHRIST, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Everyone started honking!
I just leaned out of my window
and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.
I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!



There must have been a man from Florida back there
because I heard him yelling something about a
"sunny beach"...
I saw another guy waving in a funny way
with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat
what that meant, he said that it was probably
a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.
Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii;
so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
My grandson burst out laughing...
why even he was enjoying this religious experience!



A couple of the people were so caught up
in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars
and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended,
but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning,
and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad
that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared;
so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window
and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign
one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!



Grandma

 

[bamagirl]

GG thank you

 

[bamagirl]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

3-year-old, Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in

heaven, Harold is His name.

Amen."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you

can't make me a better

boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good

time like I am."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A. Sunday school class was studying the Ten

Commandments. They were ready to

discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone

could tell her what it

was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,

"Thou shall not take

the covers off the neighbor's wife."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the

way home in the back seat of the car. His father

asked him three times what

was wrong. Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher

said he wanted us

brought up in a

Christian home, and

I wanted to stay

with you guys."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I had been teaching my three-year old daughter,

Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer

for several evenings at bedtime, she would repeat

after me the lines from

the prayer. Finally, she decided to go solo.

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated

each word right up to the

end of the prayer:

"Lead us not into temptation,"

she prayed,

"but deliver

us some E-mail.

Amen."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they

were on the way to

church service, "And why is it necessary to be

quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are

sleeping."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel

were sitting together

in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not

supposed to talk out

loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel

asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,

"See those two men

standing by the door?

They're hushers."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin,

5, and Ryan, 3. The boys

began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the

opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were

sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his

younger brother and said,

"Ryan, you be Jesus!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table,

she turned to their

six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to

say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife

answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

"Lord, why on

earth did I invite all

these people

 

[bamagirl]

USEFUL MILITARY WARNINGS



Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"Aim towards the Enemy."

- US Army
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."

- USAF Ammo Troop
"Cluster bombing from a B-52 is very, very accurate.
The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."

- Infantry Journal
"If the enemy is in range, so are you."

- Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.
"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher
fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite
unpopular in what's left of your unit."

- US Air Force Manual
"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area
you just bombed."

- Infantry Journal
"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."

- US Army Ordnance
"Tracers work both ways."

-Infantry Journal
"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."

- Col. David Hackworth
"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

- Infantry Journal
"If your attack is going too well, you're probably walking
into an ambush."

- Joe Gay
"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."

- Anonymous
"Any ship can be a minesweeper ... once."

- Unknown Army Recruit
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

- Your Buddies
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."

(And lastly)

- USA Ammo Troop
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hope everyone is having a wonderful Superbowl Sunday. I for one am having a wonderful one. I had to work today and when I got home, I discovered that my husband had cleaned the whole house. He said he was bored. Bot I sure do like it when he gets bored!

 

[Jayzan]

Good Morning all,
Well, that sure was a good game. I hope everyone enjoyed all the commercials. Some were pretty good. I have to admit though, I fell asleep before the third quater was over.
hope everyone has a good day.

 

[sga_swingers]

Good morning all!!

Hope everyone has a great week

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

 

[sga_swingers]

Morning DA! Where is everyone???

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Mornin to you too! I have no idea where everyone is. Been wondering the same thing myself.

 

[crowdsurfer]

Mornin to you too! I have no idea where everyone is. Been wondering the same thing myself.

well, I for one am lurking in teh shadows, looking at people's wonderful pics and jerking off!

 

[sga_swingers]

We finally got caught up so we could play and it looks like everybody left and took their toys home.