Yea, he did. No hero, he.
God may have created aliens, but he did not make man GAY!
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Yea, he did. No hero, he.
WboroBaptM0134
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This is it, abandon your hate through off your sin!! Come with me to the land of Jesus!! AMEN!
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He was one of those guys who could only admit to his homosexual desire by pretending it was the "woman" in him that craved to be taken...
and he had no respect for his own masculinity. That's what Xtianity did for Hoover.
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Games up Stella, Both you and Teknight have proved decisively that you have no ability to debate. Therefore one has to conclude that even you cannot really be sure about the decisions you believe. You must be floating in a sea of uncertainty.
"And then did Jonah find himself in the belly of the whale."
I pity you.
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Ugh I just looooveeee it when people keep quoting a work of fiction saying follow it or beware....
Just because YOU believe it doesnt mean the rest of us do. (no offense meant for those of you who do just adding my two cents. )
Just because YOU believe it doesnt mean the rest of us do. (no offense meant for those of you who do just adding my two cents. )
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Yeah well I'm trying to show up the fallacies in peoples minds. Listen sexy, this isn't a work of fiction. This is the word of God we're talking about!
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here, this is a pussy.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgwvy1ushS1qciyuvo1_250.jpg
It is NOT an ear. We have all seen ears. Ears do NOT look like that.
This is not an ear either;
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgnob72X8k1qciyuvo1_250.jpg
it's a pussy.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgwvy1ushS1qciyuvo1_250.jpg
It is NOT an ear. We have all seen ears. Ears do NOT look like that.
This is not an ear either;
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgnob72X8k1qciyuvo1_250.jpg
it's a pussy.
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You know in Africa they like to chop the clitoris right off for young girls. Thats just an example of barbaric practices in pagan lands before christianity enters and reforms all that. Well on the individual level christianity can reform you too.
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Do you know that Jesus was a Jew? How about that! 
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Thank you for reminded me why I left the church... I hate ignornant people... Whoever is not like you is wrong...
We can't chose who we love..
We can't chose who we love..
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Do you know that Jesus was a Jew? How about that!
He was the son of God buddy.
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God buddy? is that a new religion?
No, it's from the movie Dogma.
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You chose to leave the church. And now you're here on porn websites. Your choice has led you to sin, which will lead to more sin and more culminating in endless misery for you. But you can choose to accept the teachings once again. Its up to you a clearcut choice.
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Ummm no I've never been happier to get away from the Church.
Ummm excuse me but you are on the same porn website. Probably with your dick out right now stroking it. Seeing what thread you are in. probably staring at gay men. Thinking if you start this whole debate that you will realize yourself that you are not attracted to men.
Umm no I dont believe in "the teachings" If it wasnt for the parents I wouldnt have been in the church to begin with.
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what's your excuse? Why are you such a sad and sorry sucker? Being both xtian and hetero, you should have it made-- instead here you are peddling your shoddy threadbare excuses on a porn site on the internet.
you poor deluded little man. I pity you.
And you need to try wiping your ass once more, you're still whiffy.
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I'm a married man, a good family. Wuz raised in Texas by a good, uptight Christian family. Now I got me a beautiful wife.
As a young man I wuz taught that queers and lesbos and faggots and whatnot are Evil and will rot in hell with Satan pokin' em in the ass with burning rods of molten steel. AMEn. Hallejulah, brothers and sistas. I reckon that's about right too.
But I'm a liberal sort of guy. I love thy nieghbor and all that shit, ya know. I voted for the first black Presiden t of these 57 United States, so I ain't racist neither. I'm a modern technolgocaly hip sort of dude. I'm all for people dying for our country, so I'm a patriot too.
Anywayz, some time ago I dropped outta school for a good job with Haliburtan and I was out fishing with my couzin Billy Bob and as usual we got hot and took a little dip in the waterhole. skippy dippy that is. Well, Billy bob from the back looked just like a girl too me. Yeah, suppose we been drinkin a fair swallow. But really, he was smooth, his bottom look sweet to me. I felt sick about it. But I knew it was not really queer or nothing. Because he was making me horny on purpose posing like a girl and I was thinking about him like he wuz a girl. Surely, a sin, but not faggotry?
I always knew Billy Bob was a bit funny that way, if you know what I mean. Anyway, when Billy Bob saw I had a big fuckin boner, he offered to suck on it for me. In fact, he didn't give me no time to tell him to fuck off, next thing I know he was on his knees suckin away like he was milking a cow with his mouth.
Now, as you can tell, I am very experienced with the Ladys. But I ain't NEVER had my dick sucked like that before. It felt good. I think I woulda cum in Billy bob's mouth too, but at the last second the fruitcake tried to stick his finger up my ass so I punched him so hard in the head I actually hurt my balls. (As a word of advice don't punch nobody in the head hard when you got your cock half way down their throat.)
Well, Billy Bob cried like a sissy boy and crawled around on all fours in the pond mud balling like I done sumthing wrong. But it wuz him who tried to finger my asshole!
Ever the good Christian, I got down in the mud with him to console him. That's when I first felt Satan's hand alight upon my shoulder. It was really spooky. I knew it was him and not Jesus, cuz it gave me a hard on. I could feel Satan guiding my hand to that gorgeous tight little bright white baby bottom on Billy Bob. Right into his buttcrack, fingering him, caressing his little nuts. When Billy felt me caressing him like he was a girl, he stopped crying and begin to purr like a kitten. He let me sodomize him right there in the mud, using pond scum for a lube.
Well, after that I knew I was going directly to hell. I tried to repent. Tithed the church big time, volunteered to sell tickets to the church chilli cook-off and all that. But I couldn't shake that feeling I had let Satan into my heart.
That's what I want to warn you Righteous, God-fearing folks about. We wuz all taught about the devil in church and all the pictures I done ever seen made him look red and ugly. But if you let Satan get into your heart through sodomitism then he begans to reveal himself to you as something really hot and sexy. You know, like a really busty blonde, with a really cute sexy face like Lindsey Lohan or Farah Fawcett.
Satan comes to you in your dreams as a gorgeous playboy model and makes out with you. Then whispers something like, "kiss my pussy please" so you slid down between Satan's legs only to find this gorgeous cute little clit there right above the cunt slit with the pubics shaved into the shape of a heart. "Suck my clit," Satan whispers in a seductive female voice, but as you lick and suck her, she grows and grows and swells, until only too late you find that your being faced-fucked by a huge horse-like erection that slide down your throat and into your gut where he deposits an incubus. This incubus then swims down into your cock, gonads and sphincter and irritates those regions into wanting sodom and gomorrea.
That's what happened to me. Now not only am I going to burn in hell but I have a little devil inside of me that makes me NEED to go out to public toilets and night clubs and suck strange dick almost every night. I just love to suck dick like a slut. And my asshole has become Satan' cunt.
I prayed to God every night to help me with my cock addiction, you know, after I'd been out sucking dick behind the local adult bookstore on Highway 10. Then one night I was in bed totally nekked with Billy bob, making out and fucking him just like he was a god damn girlfriend and I broke down sobbing in self-disgust and told Billy bob how Satan had stole my soul and put a fucking little sodomite faggot in my heart in its place.
Billy Bob weren't much help. He said I just need to cut down on the Jack Daniels and loco weed after work. As if. Maybe, even move to Houston where they got like a million queers living out in the open as if they were normal Americans. No one drives by and throws beer bottles at em or burns crosses on their lawns anymore. Billy bob said maybe if I saw that I wouldn't feel so bad about being a dirty filthy souless faggot inhabited by an incubus who forces me to drink cum like a 13oz Slurpee on an August afternoon...
Well, life went on. I got into dating a nice truckstop waitress named Stacey from the next county over. The sex was honest to goodness hetro fun. It was out of wedlock and a thus a mortal sin of course, but I reckon I could feel God smiling down upon my white pumping ass every time I made that girl scream JEEEESSUSS with her knees behind her ears. Maybe, there was hope for me after all, I thought.
I done did the right thing by Stacy and we got married. Then not a month later my young little Christian wife and I were tucked into our double-wide bed for a little hanky panky and Stacey said we should watch a video to get us into the mood. Well, I done heard about this sort of thing and was curious.
Then the video came on. It was absolutely evil, disgustingly pornographic filth created by minions of Satan. I was completely turn on and totally ashamed. First scene was of two guys making out while some babe suck their dicks. It proceeded through every crime against nature two queers and a whore could possible do together. I was so shocked I came without touching myself. Then got pissed off.
That's when Stacey said, "Ah, com' on, hon. Don't act like that. I done know all about you bein' BI sexual all along. Why you think I dated you in da first place? Billy Bob told me all about how him and you git it on. I'm BI sexual too, and I sure do get wet thinkin about suckin big black dick with you, baby. I think we need to be come swingers. Don' yew?"
That's when I knew Satan not only controls my dick, but he controls all of this rotten, disgusting world around us. So I have surrendered to these mortal pleasures of decaying flesh knowing my soul has already been consumed by maggot devil spawns in hell.
Be warned, my friends. Be warned.
As a young man I wuz taught that queers and lesbos and faggots and whatnot are Evil and will rot in hell with Satan pokin' em in the ass with burning rods of molten steel. AMEn. Hallejulah, brothers and sistas. I reckon that's about right too.
But I'm a liberal sort of guy. I love thy nieghbor and all that shit, ya know. I voted for the first black Presiden t of these 57 United States, so I ain't racist neither. I'm a modern technolgocaly hip sort of dude. I'm all for people dying for our country, so I'm a patriot too.
Anywayz, some time ago I dropped outta school for a good job with Haliburtan and I was out fishing with my couzin Billy Bob and as usual we got hot and took a little dip in the waterhole. skippy dippy that is. Well, Billy bob from the back looked just like a girl too me. Yeah, suppose we been drinkin a fair swallow. But really, he was smooth, his bottom look sweet to me. I felt sick about it. But I knew it was not really queer or nothing. Because he was making me horny on purpose posing like a girl and I was thinking about him like he wuz a girl. Surely, a sin, but not faggotry?
I always knew Billy Bob was a bit funny that way, if you know what I mean. Anyway, when Billy Bob saw I had a big fuckin boner, he offered to suck on it for me. In fact, he didn't give me no time to tell him to fuck off, next thing I know he was on his knees suckin away like he was milking a cow with his mouth.
Now, as you can tell, I am very experienced with the Ladys. But I ain't NEVER had my dick sucked like that before. It felt good. I think I woulda cum in Billy bob's mouth too, but at the last second the fruitcake tried to stick his finger up my ass so I punched him so hard in the head I actually hurt my balls. (As a word of advice don't punch nobody in the head hard when you got your cock half way down their throat.)
Well, Billy Bob cried like a sissy boy and crawled around on all fours in the pond mud balling like I done sumthing wrong. But it wuz him who tried to finger my asshole!
Ever the good Christian, I got down in the mud with him to console him. That's when I first felt Satan's hand alight upon my shoulder. It was really spooky. I knew it was him and not Jesus, cuz it gave me a hard on. I could feel Satan guiding my hand to that gorgeous tight little bright white baby bottom on Billy Bob. Right into his buttcrack, fingering him, caressing his little nuts. When Billy felt me caressing him like he was a girl, he stopped crying and begin to purr like a kitten. He let me sodomize him right there in the mud, using pond scum for a lube.
Well, after that I knew I was going directly to hell. I tried to repent. Tithed the church big time, volunteered to sell tickets to the church chilli cook-off and all that. But I couldn't shake that feeling I had let Satan into my heart.
That's what I want to warn you Righteous, God-fearing folks about. We wuz all taught about the devil in church and all the pictures I done ever seen made him look red and ugly. But if you let Satan get into your heart through sodomitism then he begans to reveal himself to you as something really hot and sexy. You know, like a really busty blonde, with a really cute sexy face like Lindsey Lohan or Farah Fawcett.
Satan comes to you in your dreams as a gorgeous playboy model and makes out with you. Then whispers something like, "kiss my pussy please" so you slid down between Satan's legs only to find this gorgeous cute little clit there right above the cunt slit with the pubics shaved into the shape of a heart. "Suck my clit," Satan whispers in a seductive female voice, but as you lick and suck her, she grows and grows and swells, until only too late you find that your being faced-fucked by a huge horse-like erection that slide down your throat and into your gut where he deposits an incubus. This incubus then swims down into your cock, gonads and sphincter and irritates those regions into wanting sodom and gomorrea.
That's what happened to me. Now not only am I going to burn in hell but I have a little devil inside of me that makes me NEED to go out to public toilets and night clubs and suck strange dick almost every night. I just love to suck dick like a slut. And my asshole has become Satan' cunt.
I prayed to God every night to help me with my cock addiction, you know, after I'd been out sucking dick behind the local adult bookstore on Highway 10. Then one night I was in bed totally nekked with Billy bob, making out and fucking him just like he was a god damn girlfriend and I broke down sobbing in self-disgust and told Billy bob how Satan had stole my soul and put a fucking little sodomite faggot in my heart in its place.
Billy Bob weren't much help. He said I just need to cut down on the Jack Daniels and loco weed after work. As if. Maybe, even move to Houston where they got like a million queers living out in the open as if they were normal Americans. No one drives by and throws beer bottles at em or burns crosses on their lawns anymore. Billy bob said maybe if I saw that I wouldn't feel so bad about being a dirty filthy souless faggot inhabited by an incubus who forces me to drink cum like a 13oz Slurpee on an August afternoon...
Well, life went on. I got into dating a nice truckstop waitress named Stacey from the next county over. The sex was honest to goodness hetro fun. It was out of wedlock and a thus a mortal sin of course, but I reckon I could feel God smiling down upon my white pumping ass every time I made that girl scream JEEEESSUSS with her knees behind her ears. Maybe, there was hope for me after all, I thought.
I done did the right thing by Stacy and we got married. Then not a month later my young little Christian wife and I were tucked into our double-wide bed for a little hanky panky and Stacey said we should watch a video to get us into the mood. Well, I done heard about this sort of thing and was curious.
Then the video came on. It was absolutely evil, disgustingly pornographic filth created by minions of Satan. I was completely turn on and totally ashamed. First scene was of two guys making out while some babe suck their dicks. It proceeded through every crime against nature two queers and a whore could possible do together. I was so shocked I came without touching myself. Then got pissed off.
That's when Stacey said, "Ah, com' on, hon. Don't act like that. I done know all about you bein' BI sexual all along. Why you think I dated you in da first place? Billy Bob told me all about how him and you git it on. I'm BI sexual too, and I sure do get wet thinkin about suckin big black dick with you, baby. I think we need to be come swingers. Don' yew?"
That's when I knew Satan not only controls my dick, but he controls all of this rotten, disgusting world around us. So I have surrendered to these mortal pleasures of decaying flesh knowing my soul has already been consumed by maggot devil spawns in hell.
Be warned, my friends. Be warned.
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Lustatopia, brother! I hear your pain! But I have an answer!
Throw off them chains of deathwish put-it-off-till-you-dead religiosity baby! Baptize youreself in the waters of right-now-life!
Throw off them chains of deathwish put-it-off-till-you-dead religiosity baby! Baptize youreself in the waters of right-now-life!
Why don't you stand in front of a group of living soldiers and say that!!! That way I will be justified when I pull the trigger of my M4/M16 and put one in your head and two in your chest!!!! That way my conscience will be clear on my way to heaven! Let me find your kind at any funeral and there will be extra graves that need to dug! I'm glad to know that my sacrifice for my country didn't go to waste on trash like you. Why don't you do the rest of the world a favor and suck start a 9MM!!!!!
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I,m ready , I see the light. Pkease fall on your knee,s and suck satan out of my poor evel body.
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