Govende

[Tio_Narratore]

What’s thang?

Thang is the past tense of thong. It refers to the time when you got her out of her undies,

What are undies?

 

[AlinaX]

Undies are women who live in rivers and waylay passing men, stealing their letters.

What's a river?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a river?

Rivers are shakes and quakes and trembling passing through temperature changes, either physical or sexual. "OOoh, that ice cube gives me rivers!"


What're ice cubes?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's a river?

A river is a large, stiff rod that, when well-inserted in the right place, may serve to bind two people together. A smaller version is called a "rivet."

What is "bind?"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is "bind?"

Basic Internet Name Daemon. Basically, it's a process that runs on an awful lot of machines that can name Daemons - summoning them to the internet. the BIND instances at literotica are infamous for their proclivity to summon daemonic lusts and perverse perverts.

So, what's a pervert?

 

[AlinaX]

Ice cubes are baby yeti, and bind is a daemon that tidies up your house for you.

lol - curses! A pervert is someone who does nothing except for dollars.

What is a house?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Houses are boxes with unique mixes of hope, sex, dreams, fears, and other emotions

What are emotions?

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

Houses are boxes with unique mixes of hope, sex, dreams, fears, and other emotions

What are emotions?

Emotions are a primal, instinctive—near feral—state of mind; the most natural way of thinking, wild without rationale or logic or knowledge, in response to every form of stimuli, circumstance and relationship.

What is logic?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is logic?

Logic is an organized, rigidly correct method of picking the wrong answer

What are answers?

 

[AlinaX]

Answers are elderly female relatives with dirty mouths.

What's a mouth?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a mouth?

Mouths are entrances and exits for things good, bad, foul, kinky, wise, foolish, and countless other descriptors. They often have teeth & may bite


What’s a bite?

 

[AlinaX]

A bite is eight byts.

What's a byt?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a byt?

Byts are unicorns, exceedingly rare & valuable. Bisexual, yummy teens!

What’s rare?

 

[AlinaX]

Rare is a rear that has been suitably spanked.

What is suitably?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is suitably?

Suitably refers to standard form of men's business clothing that is appropriate for meetings, presentations and the like. If a business man meets an interested member of the appropriate sex, he may prefer to unsuit himself.

What is a member?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is a member?

Members are partial memories, each and the whole being incomplete.

"Yep, I 'member that"


What's "that"?

 

[AlinaX]

A member is a wood-dweller who generates social media content.

Grr... That is that.

What's media?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's "that"?

What's media?

"That Media" is the one who married Jason and killed her sons.

This media is nothing but fake news.

What's fake?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's fake?

Fake is an artform, a performance leaves one reeling in disbelief of the oddest little details of life. Fake is best performed with unsuspecting, not-very-bright audiences, although there are Fake practitioners who specialize in the overly-bright.


Who are practitioners?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Grr... That is that.

That's not much, that isn't! That's tail AND head recursion - that's pretty impressively impractical to solve!

How DO we keep managing to step on each others' posts, anywhoo? LOL

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's not much, that isn't! That's tail AND head recursion - that's pretty impressively impractical to solve!

How DO we keep managing to step on each others' posts, anywhoo? LOL

we don't.

Who is anywhoo?

 

[AlinaX]

Anywhoo is a brand of vibrator where the head rotates back and forth through 360 degrees.

What's a degree?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a degree?

A formal document attesting that the party named on it is skilled in some specialized body of knowledge

So, what’s knowledge?

 

[AlinaX]

The Knowledge is an Anywhoo product used specifically for edging.

What are knockers?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The Knowledge is an Anywhoo product used specifically for edging.

What are knockers?

Knockers are tiny pistons that rest on the top of The Knowledge which periodically fire off and run into - knock - particularly tender flesh

So, what’s tender?